I once stopped on the side of the road in Collinwood and came across a Coke bottle with aluminum foil, liquid plumber, and cough medicine in it. It blew up and I inhaled some of the fumes and my mind just hasn't been right since. Heck of the thing is, Luker heard about the incident and wanted me to come coach. I had to turn him down, though, because when I mentioned the words "defense" and "tackling" and "football," those kids just scratched their heads in confusion.