OLD PIRATE

Old Pirate says, Kick Jasper Jailhouse High to the curb. Replace with a quality opponent and theys many. The series was basically ended by Jasper. Put them in the rear view mirror. OP has heard Jasper in back on the schedule but a sufficient amount of support to continue the annual Earholing is gone!

Whys ain’t yous a real smart scientist feller? Old Pirate pert near sure theys hope fer one feller, ain’t a nary chance fer the other! YepReconSo

Old Pirate is a self confessed skillet head and the eyes are fading real bad too. Leastways, that a blessing on a stormy night with thunder and flashes of lightening that brighten the cave providing OP a Shock Theatre moment. LOPAO

LOPAO, Old Pirate says folkes alt not fall fer this mess. Ole Fesser Phil Beene went to school upwards north before it come to be known as Jasper Jailhouse High. Figure he hated that puke purple a HEEP too! Folkes should knowds the Fesser would send all rift raft hiking north to embreed with the fellers. Then theres that Baxter man them folkes named there field after hated that puke purple a HEEP too. That Kirkpatrick man simply got slapped way too hard by a skillet. That Toy Boeck man reportedly got in The Captain’s dog house. That Starkey man knowds better, he jest got corrupted, brainwashed and learned too many special skills popular round Jasper Jailhouse High. That bat toting coach Paris man left Jasper and whipped up on the puke purple. Theys a real tall feller that is a dribbling coach. Old Pirate pert near sure theys at lest a couple more former puke purple wearers that have upgraded resumes since wearing puke purple. OP jest ain’t got the memory of RD. Leastways, figure coacht fellers sees the mess that constantly flows south. YepReconSo

Old Pirate knowd this topic needed a separate thread but all the outsider BS is rather astonishing but then it ain’t neither. Jasper Jailhouse High is so skeerd that professional fueding coach will catapult the Pirate program to greater heights. Them fellers need stuffing to fill out them small jocks cause theys like a heep of fellers that just took a dip in artic water. YepReconSo

A HEEP of mess! YepReconSo

Old Pirate says few as knowledgeable as ROY! Dad Burnit, OP fergits some fellers claim RD is The Captain. Ain’t a nary fix fer stupid neither! LOPAO

RD, Old Pirate told these fellers and told these fellers. OP’s jock is bigger than RD’s! Figure yous goin have to persuade that skillet slinger to go public with the truth. LOPWOAO

Great Example Here:

Nay, Old Pirate ain’t never felt hatchets cocked, jest old skillet heads rattling cages. Cept them Jasper Jailhouse High fellers, theys got a hole different agenda. Them Fellers jest terrified SP folkes ain’t never goin there consolidation campaigns efforts. Theys got reason to be terrified too! YepReconSo

Watch out RD, Old Pirate says BPM’s transgender desires jest mite be seeping out. All this making up mess sounds like a date. LOPAO

Tracking being done is spot on. Easy prosecution in criminal violations. Jasper Jailhouse High is going to bring a hole new meaning to the phrase. Privacy laws and sitch is serious poop! Look fer some inner name calling jest to get lighter punishment. Easy to get text messages and wire taps once criminal activity is identified. Subterranean fer a HEEP of Fellers. LOPAO.......... ITS COMING

Dad Burnit RD, don’t spill the whole pot of beans. Let them further the cause! Names have begun to surface of them Fellers.

Old Pirate says let them Jasper Jailhouse High keep yapping. Jasper Jailhouse High is going take on a hole new meaning real soon.

Has you heard tale of lawyers building a slander & privacy laws violations case with sworn affidavits against some Jasper fellers. Even heard tale some administrative folkes involved. Figure the worm has turned and grew shark teeth! YepReconSo

Jest what in the cat hair does anything regarding NJ & Bama recruiting have to do with anything now days. The only thing Old Pirate can see is a slander suit and a skillet attack. Old Pirate ain’t jest joking neither. OP got a question fer you Jailhouse fellers. Which two Jasper coaches recruited the Youngon from Chattanooga yous so fired up about? Heard tale @ the Pirate the mama got names. Best Jasper start a HEEP of praying! YepReconSo

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Nope, Far best kick Jasper to the curb. Replace them with a quality opponent.

LOPAO, Them Jasper Jailhouse High knowd far & wide fer sure. Them Fellers round the jailhouse skeerd some furious. Figure, theys done hoping fer another pandemic just to keep from getting another Monkey Stomping. Them feller gots info if that Jones fellers going build a whole big new section of town jest fer Canadian & sitch. OP ain’t heard of no plans to fer Jones-burg settlement. But us coacht Fellers knowds them Jasperlites spew a HEEP of mess. Leastways, it’s most likely jest more mess. YepReconSo

PM, that Feller keeps posting bout DS & PH being on selection board. Old never heard no names on the board. Is they really a board or is they not a board? Ain’t never been but 1 board OP knowd of and that resulted in hiring that Snake Oil Salesman. Recon any feller voted fer that SOS sure needs to be fired.

PM, Old Pirate ain’t wanting no PM from RDBGF. Pert near sure that Milan feller is really a transgender type. He does way too much flirting with RD. Figure all skillet heads knowds RD is a different sort a feller with memory like few ever knowd.

Dad Burnit, Old Pirate can’t attach a nary thing. OP maderthanafellertryingtopushalimprope!This here thing ain’t working, gots to get hold of the young skillet slinger fer this malfunktion.

NopeReconNot! Old Pirate jest sitting back taking notes of how little RD fergets, ain’t much neither!

Does that apply to unemployed former college and Canadian coaches or is it pertained to their individual high school coaches? Asking fer a feller named ROY.