Roy Dillard

Could this boy have played in the sec?

Towner man let me ask you a question. Did you pay that Stewart man $32 for his book and pole? I talked to that man at foodland and he said that Stephenson man is real mad at that stone man for running the score up last year like Grider used to. You think im joking but im not.

Good luck little buddy. Wish you fellars luck and injury free. You knowd I aint joking either.

I created a website for this game. If our boys lose this game they could finish second in the region and not get to play but one playoff game in Griders stadium. Our boys have to stop getting penalties like they did last night. You think im joking but im not.

Old pirate I went up to Ronnies red eye last night and them jailhouse locals was real mad saying one of them jailhouse assistants was run off and was at Griders stadium last night. Is this mess true? Figured he stopped by and got directions from that goat ole RD got tied up around the jailhouse. You think im joking but im not.

Willy I garuntee I tied that goat up on the corner by the jailhouse courthouse. He been busy giving out directions to the speedway. You think im joking but im not.

TTP what kind of mess is this? All I heard this year at Ronnies red eye has been how the offence is unstoppable. You think im joking but im not.

I garuntee Grider has told his coaches that Starkey mans secrets since he trained him. You think im joking but im not.

That stone man better get six down lineman or this Watson man is going to score 50 points on our boys. You think im joking but im not.

Powerp you cant be listening to them fellars around the fake hunny hole. You think im joking but im not.

This stone man is playing defence real dumb. Our boys need 6 down lineman. You think im joking but im not.

LRDAO…. I garuntee I aint telling you jailhouse fellars where I hang out besides Ronnies red eye. You fellars got voted gayest city in Tennessee. You knowd I aint joking either.

LRDAO… you think im falling for this mess? You jailhouse fellars didnt get voted the gayest city in Tennessee for nothing. Ole RD aint that stupid to tell you fellars where I been hanging out. You think im joking but im not.

LRDAO…. His name aint appvoltard for nothing. You think im joking but im not.

LRDAO…. What kind of mess is this? If you jailhouse fellars got 3 boys that can play in the sec I garuntee you shouldnt be losing to that McIntyre man. Yous better get you another suppository. You think im joking but im not.

Are you joking me? That is more than that Stewart man is charging for his book and pole and some people havent even got it. You think im joking but im not.

LRDAO. You fellars just ran out of outhouses to rent out. You think im joking but im not.

Appvol tard are you coming to Griders stadium Friday? I might slap you upside the head with my cooler. You think im joking but im not.

DS I garuntee that man at foodland said that gentry man played an extra season in the spring and won another championship before he quit like Grider did. Then that Watson man took over but he did not play a season this spring. You think im joking but im not.

I was talking to this man at foodland this morning and he said this Watson mans team won a championship like that stone man and little grider man did last year. Instead of doing spring training last year they played a regular season in the spring and fall. That stone man gave our boys most of the spring off. You think im joking but im not.

OP I stopped in that cvs this morning to pick up Wendys blood pressure pills and that durn suppository isle was durn near cleared out. You think im joking but im not.

Pegleg that is where Grider and that cooper man are. Grider trained this Starkey man so he will be about to tell his coach this Starkey mans secrets. Them other jailhouse fellars is went subterranean. You think im joking but im not.

Pegleg them fellars around the jailhouse is scratching their head I garuntee. I just got home from Ronnies red eye. You should have heard the mess that was spuuing. You think im joking but im not.

Are you joking me? I garuntee I would be real mad.

Rlh I garuntee im not paying $35 for that Stewart mans book. Murphy used to give me a copy for free. Their are people that have never received that Stewart mans book yet. You think im joking but im not.