Buddy of mine has over that way sent me a text.He said you was the ugliest boy in the county hence “Thecountain”… said you couldn’t get a girl or maybe didn’t want one. Kinda started feeling little sad for you so here’s some advice,,,,,,
Tonight get you a mirror bend over and shave your #### and when you go to school tomorrow start walking backwards and just maybe you’ll get yourself a girl….that is if you want one.