KINGofthePATRIOTS

Chumps are pathetic this year. Their defense couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper sack. 35 points a game scored on them. Rockettes win this game BIG!

Muffin is the CoachT dufus! Devilettes beat a pitiful Chump team and their ready for a Gold ball. Pats win this one by 14.

Well football fans. Been awhile since I've posted. I'm sure all the lil Devilette fans have missed me! I don't know alot bout the Lady Rebs, but I do know the Devilettes R tha most over-rated team to ever grace a semi-final game. If tha Lady Rebs are ne good at all, this game will be over by halftime. I'll pick the game like this: Lady Rebs 31 Devilettes 13 (if their lucky)

Well guys, my Pat's are out, but I didn't want to disappoint my many region 5 fans by not posting THE KINGS LOSERS this week. First playoff loser this Friday will be tha Devilettes of JO BYRNS. Moore County is a very explosive offense and since the Devilettes haven't seen a good offense all year, they'll be in shell shock by the time this 1 is over! Next up, we have the McChickens from McEWEN. Mt Plesant has ran a 1 dimensional offense for 4 years during the Daily era, so surely 2 goodness they know how 2 stop one! All MP has 2 do is watch film of their own team last year 2 figure out how 2 stop this 1 horse pony show. Next will be the 1st 1 seed to get knocked out in a long time. The Chumps from CASCADE are already discussin the rematch with MP and will get caught with their pantz down Friday. CA is ALOT better than people are givin em credit 4 bein. Chumps d is too slow 2 stop Renfroe who will be used as a decoy for much of the night. Last, we have the Cougarettes from MTCS. Private panzies get smacked around by some big ole corn-feed Country boyz Friday night. This will B the ugliest game on the schedule Friday night. Nick Saban couldn't save the cougarettes in this 1! Lucky for all involved, the 2007 version of the Pat's aren't playin. We'd run thru this group easy!

Huh? don't get that either. MC is pathetic. Region 6 may sweep this year. 5 is way down.

No candy 4 the devilettes tonight. McChicken will be servin rotten apples and butt kickin's.

McChickengirl gives C-11 the red arse. Now that's classic! /thumb[1].gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":thumb:" border="0" alt="thumb[1].gif" />

Well Chumps, 7hrs til the destruction begins! Undefeated season.?!? Kiss it goodbye! Pat's hang 40 on tat vaunted dfence 2night. Tha King has spoken!

Only thing rollin Friday will B tha McChickens....no wait, Forgot ya'll play tha Devilettes don't ya? McChicken want get beat until 1st round of playoffs

Yep and the Pat's be deliverin tat whippin! Chumps get knocked off on their own field Friday night! May have to reveal myself to U Friday, Buck.. U got 1 playin now right?

Alright KotP fans. It's time for the weeks installment of: THE KING'S LOSERS First on the list for this week we have the eaglettes from Eagleville. They packed up the jock straps last week and will phone this one in. Community will give Frost a much needed victory for his wounded ego. Next we have the other eagle team from Nashville Christian. This team has been the RBS of region 5. I'm sure their cheerleading squad is ready to hit the hard court already....... Next up are the lady cougars from Middle Tennessee Christian School. The rockettes don't have the lucky rabbits foot, but they won't need it against this team. If the Pat's had a few less penalties last week, that game would of been over long before the final whistle. Rockettes take the last position in the playoffs. Next we have the Devilettes from Jo Byrns. After the worse offensive showing in 20 years against the worse defense the Chumps have ever put on the field, the devilettes will look like Ostrichs with their heads buried in the sod. Shame for sure! The McChickens have a much better "D" than the Chumps so the Devilettes may not score. Problem is, The McChickens only have 1 player, so this game may not be over until Thanksgiving. Last on the list are the chumps of Cascade. Boy, talk about a lucky team. I think I finally figured out who stole Forrest's rabbit foot. I don't think in the history of high school sports has a team with a defence this bad been 9-0...RU kiddin me?? If the Pats don't beat themselves as they've done all year, the chumps go down this week! The KING has spoken!

Well, babyface I certainly hope U ain't tryin to compare the Chumps and Devilettes defences. Gonna tell me U thought the Devilettes would have such a pathetic game on offense? Truth is, The Pat's have loss 3 of their region games by 1 score of less. We should B in the playoff hunt, but had sum dumb penalties or bad breaks along the way. I do think the Pat's put somethin up in the mid 30's Friday night against the awful defence. If UR honest, U can't be crazy bout how they played this year. I've heard sum folks mention "trap" games this season. I think UR Chumps are walkin into a big BEAR trap come Friday night!

That aint cool dude. My Mom has passed.

So which one of those lil McChicken nuggets is your darlin?

I didn't know UR Mama let you stop nursin long enuff to surf the web.