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Jethro Bodine cyphering!!! It only tooked me from Saturday evening till this morning...not bad HUH?

My Prediction: Blackman wins both, they sweep...Riverdale wins both, they sweep. (I put BHS first because of alphabet.) If they both win one game each...they split!

Anybody have any scores or partial scores?

DHer will start at 4:30 Wednesday. Hope they have a stool with the legs cut off so my feet don't dangle.

@ Cookeville today @Siegel Wednesday

Cookeville at Siegel has been called off for today. No word on whether it will be played Thursday or bump whole series one day.

Thought maybe you could lay on your belly GI Joe style and call the right field line. Seen you coach part of game like that...might have been your best game ever as a coach. Which Pete will be working with Bad Eye? The pencil pirate or Petey? Max Hawk suggest the Richardsons.

Hope all is well with you. Miss you at the park.

RDMAN could call the games...the pay would be equal to his ability...love you mean it.

Riverdale at Siegel is a 5:30 start.

In no order...split...one team sweeps...or the other team sweeps...

I agree. Great character as well.

BTW got to coach one pitch in the third base box Saturday before the rains began! Got a 1-0 count! BTW, where you are? did you see any of the games this weekend?

That really hurts. You say that as if I talked about your inability to umpire!

His name is Max Hawk! Ask the Richardson boys that used to umpire in 7-AAA. Boy, you ain't never gonna get no smarter.

For any of you who are truly concerned! It is either thyroid issues or pushaways..as in push your big old self away from the table. I do prefer Don Zimmer or Yoda. I remind you all I know where you live and "Big Money" Mike from WM still owes me for the C I gave him to graduate high school. If you go to the link, the picture with number 20 in it is the best side I have. That there is funny I don't care who you are.

Will see you Sunday. I have friends on the West Coast of the Mississippi River. The wrath of an angry former WM Blue Devil with connections can rough. E5

Quick advice Slyde. Trying to make a mound at my house. I have an old Sears turtle shell. What if I fill it with dirt, bury to proper height, and cover up for a mound? Do you know the decomp rate? We plan to move in a couple of years. Hoffa should keep in the turtle shell till then? E

Are not the dish and plate the same? That may explains your struggles as an umpire?

Gotta beat him to the puch...by some good ole black electrical tape if you cant afford duck tape and tape a softball between his fingers. This leaves no scars. In the event you ever need a good lawyer give me a holler. My best friend will be out of federal lock up in a couple of months on some trumped up charges and will need some work. His average for winning cases is as good as Slyde's number of prospects signed...we will call it a wash. BTW, CC the grunt bars on the bathrooms helped me get off the handicapped turlet the other night. Please thank the party who thought me and others like me. The blue you saw on my lower legs was from a paint can that busted when we were painting our 5U logo for the World Series Warm Up Tournament we have this week. Playboy Scott Hayes is throwing out the first pitch for the Gold Division Championship and Wob Wowill the Silver Division Championship. Slyde, do I look a choicy eater when it comes to food, let alone breakfast burritos? Maybe thats why the scouting thing did not work out. E

How typical of you Slyde Man...someone starts a thread ONLY asking of your whereabouts and now you turn it into a coaching thread. I do agree that you are never too early for Tommy John surgery...disagree on the odor thing. Hot day, nylon coaching suit, and the remains of a breakfast burrito smells like Goat Mouth Conner.

Thanks for looking out for my well-being. The subtle "hook" last night while walking with your dad was a nice touch. I was afraid the ban had been placed on you. I have made almost a hundred bucks today...people think I am a real leprecon. See you around. BTW...did you find some XXL nylon sweat pants in the men's restroom? Breakfast burrito hit me mid game and tried to drag myself to the can...just missed. E5

Jellico visits Oneida today. Keep me informed if you can. E5

Dang good to hear from you...thought you had joined some foreign legion of hind-catcher coaches. Never thought you would make it as a musician, cuz onst baseball is in your blood, along with other things, your hooked. Love the idea of the cloth. Can you add some splinter prventing Kevlar for the benches that have a little more wear and tear? Also, the word has spread that my feet don't touch the ground while sitting on a bucket or chair, so coaches have been putting taller chairs in our dugouts. This makes the legs fall asleep, can't go coach first....we lose all my wisdom...you know the story. Anyway, can you make sure my cloth is the thinnest you make. It's good to talk to you....well I haven't had this much fun since the pigs ate the arms off my baby sister. See you around the park. If you run into CC anywhere, tell him Hite's tire is fwat. E5

Coffee and hot chocalate sales should be brisk.