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Eye'm a littull Klinky......

Barn thait is a goodur find.......Danny and Ricky repreesentin'........Az good az tha footbawl wuz inn tham daze......Ewe got two agree wif me, Frandsvul ALWAYS haid tha ALL-MERICA chearleeders......

Barn...If'un Padge orr Shug wooda haid enny injurees baick then.....Eye hoap thay haid sum ukneeforms thay cooda slipped intwo....

jake eye wood say thait thay'll bee lots ov 3 pointurs then......

I am thankful to the Good Lord to learn that Jeff Weaver is showing signs of improvement.....Please continue to pray for him and his comfort.....I am sharing one of Jeff's recent photos on here to show everyone his talent and how he can capture the beauty of living in Blount County and something that only our Maker can design......Get well Jeff Weaver....!!! (click on photo)

Thait's old Barbie Stry-Sand.......Eye's like two haiv tha value ov hur nose full ov qwarturs inn my piggy baink....

sx eye wush hit wuz tha troof butt hit ain't........rw87 nose moore abowt tha day two day opurashuns ov Mairvul footbawl thain ennybodee eye no.....Inn othur werds, if'un eye haid rw's hand, eye'd throw mine inn.....

jake ...Eye cain baick upp whut ewe sed abowt Shorty.....Me and Shorty gott a real blessing in Woodstock......Shorty iz a goodur one...... And lett's jist hoap thay weren't no lies tolt.....Mr.200mph iz all farred up abowt Chicky-Maw-Ga Laik now and tolt us Fridee he cawt a stranger ov bass down thair laist week and thait strangur wuz so hevvy, thait jist tha pitchur ov hit weighed 6 lb. 2oz.........

SS looks like sum ov tham urlee Wildcats cooda ben MudDawgs two....

......Prayers for our friend Jeff Weaver........May The Good Lord comfort him.....

sx......Eye'm am abull two reeport Shorty wuz baick att church this mornin'......Cood jake and Shorty bee instee-tootin' thair own LC att Cowhoons...???......And on a Sundee....???.....

sx.....Lett me refraze thait rite thair.....Tha Troof Tellin' 4-5 diffrunt ways, wuz helt two a minnymum....

RR iz correck... Prezent wuz..... 1. STARS 2. Rebullsman 3. Mr. 200mph d. OR2 5. MommaMerit#3 eff. Red Rebulls gee. Tha artist poster fourmurrly knowed az APB 8. potenshull knew mimbur aka Parts Man eye. Rebulldawg 10. Pap Meetin' noats: * jake frum Staitfarm haid a clyent orr wuz afeared ov Mad-Dam Renay hipp-no-tiesin' him and didun't maik hit...... * G'91 wuz allsew a no-sho..... * Eye hannulled sum fried pickles wif my hands and Rebullsman gaiv a speech on bein' kleen shaved..... * Lyin' wuz helt two a minnymum twoday..... * Tha poster fourmurrly knowed az APB give a breef dissertashun on hockee..... * Me and Mr. 200mph were fined 50 cent fer menshunnin' pollyticks..... * Pannull discussed if'un Coach Shadowens wuz headin' two W.B...... Meetin adjerned att 1400 hrs..............

Sownds like me.......

If'un we cood git G'91 two show upp eye'd runn down two Laikmont and pick up Mad-Dam Renay and go baick inn tha kitchen thair and git sum tea leafs fer hur two read and tale 91 who tha knew Will-Yum Blunt corch weal bee...... Eye'm shore she wood do hit fer free....But eye wood git evurbodee two pich inn on sum fried toad-stools fer tha Mad-Dam......Orr if'un jake frum Staitfarm shows upp we cood git hur two hipp-no-ties him while lookin' deeply intwo a mess ov fried shrimp.......

Tha Mairvul-Alcoee-Blunt Cowntee-East Tinn Liar's Clubb weal haiv a "Cabin Fever" edishun meetin tomaree @1230 att Are Jay's Quartyard .........All new prospects ere invitid two attend.....

G91 iz tellin' tha troof.....If'un hit snowed we wood run out and pee and try two spell our naim inn tha snow......Eye allways lost.....Hit's awful hard two erase a misstaik maid thataway....

SdB....Eye'll tell ewe whut.....Eye hep hide tha aggs fer tha Childern's Good Fridee Easter Agg hunt att EMBC....Brang 'em thair and eye'll haiv my stop watch wif me az allways.....Thay's ben a few all-staters thait's ben eye-denteefied att tha EMBC Easter Agg Hunt....

Now jake......My old Henry's go good inn tha snow and ice.......Like eye sed ewe cood put momma ovur thait rear axull and climb a tree, if'un ewe cood keap hit frum fallin' baick on ewe..... Eye dew hoap ewe'uns git this settled purtee qwik tho....Shorty haz missed tha laist two Sundee's ov Sundee Skool....

Eye nevur knowed thait SdB......Eye did know thait thay wuz a a cote upp thair wif minny cullers tho....

rw87 thay's a few Mairvul's inn tha countree.....Butt eye down't know enny othur skool wif tha nickname "Red Rebels"................

SdB we iz ennurusted inn tha cubs.....Necks LC ewe show upp two wif tham, weal step oft 40 yards inn tha parkin' lott and eye'll brang my Cassy-O wind up stop watch....

Rebullsman lucklee eye kep my Allin-Wick fonicks book frum 2nd graid.....

Welp if'un eye see......"RED REBELS" acrost tha knew red jersee ovur tha numburrs, instead ov "MARYVILLE" eye'll nose hit didn't fall on deaf ears rw.....

Ennurustin' sx....Knott forgettin' our friends frum Brick Mill.......Buster Smith assisted bye Beevur Best and tha Indy-un Warpaith legend....