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wb85......Ennybodee on thait list rite thair wood bee bettur thain.....Bear Bryant assisted bye Mal Moore and Ken Donahue (ask jake frum Staitfarm)......

SdB, RW87 iz rite we stay classick......Gray wood look awful wif Mairvuls hellmints, unless yee haiv a gray helmint....If'un tha ordurer ov tha knew jerseys lissuns two STARS, yore rite rw87....RED REBELS weal bee tickled two...

SdB .....Wif mommaSTARS ewe ain't nevur inn highburrnashun.......Gotta git two tha grocerees.....Sumtimes eye haiv two reeposishun hurr ovur tha rear axull ov Nellie Belle tho two git a littull moore bite wif tham Co-op mud & snow tarrs....Then'st hits jist like sum ov hur kin folks frum down on Henry Ln. inn Greenbaik sang abowt hur....."Roll On Big Momma"...(thay's vurry good sangers, all hur kin)...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEv0R8JK7Ok

rw87 eye heared a roomur thait GQ wint two Beevurrtown, Oree-gun hear reecentlee two chek out tha laitust uneeforms..... Haz ennybodee heared ov a ferm dait when'st sprang practuss weal bee startin'....???.....

Barn iz tellin' tha troof.....All tha werds wuz spelt rite two......Ennurustin'......

rw87 eye gotta bee honest hear...Eye nevur knowed thay wuz a Jay Are on thait show......Eye wuz allways disstrackted wif Paim.......

Thay ain't know dowt thait Coach Harig iz a good coach.....And if'un Merit #3 and MommaMerit #3 iz haipy.......Eye'm haipy.....

SdB whur ewe ben mayne....???......

Ennurustin'......

Eye'm hearin' knew Red Combat Nikey's fer tha boyz this fall.....

jake spoken like a trew mimburr ov tha Liar's Clubb .....

'91 hit looks two me like ewe ort two join tha Guv Clubb......Shortee orr jaik frum Staitfarm cood enisheeate ewe fer a nommynull fee..... Weave tried two git ewe two come fer tha Liarr's Clubb and hit wood bee free, if'un rw87 bawt yore lunch.....

cR .......say hit ain't so....

AB this iz encluded and all part ov tha bennyfitts ov bein a mimburr ov tha 30 yd. line clubb.....

"#LOP".....???....

Valluntimes Weakend hear inn Mairvul.....Evurbodee chime inn on tha thangs thait ewe luv tha most and ere thankful fer......My top 10 wood bee.... 1. MommaSTARS and tha Pups.... 2. Rebull Footbawl c. Mr.200mph's harecair prodducks 4. 30 yardline gang 5. Nellie Belle and offishull vizit weakends eff. Garbige biznuss, axull howsing and good 40 times 7. Plentee ov Chik-Phil-Lay fer Barney and momma 8. Fridee's at tha Liar's Clubb eye. MR. Ronald Wright 10. The Hogman, Allin-Wick and Shaift (inn no pertickulur ordur)......

RR ....Shorty and jake frum StateFarm ere my onlee conneckshuns two tha Guv Clubb now......Eye wood know a lott moore, butt Roy's Transmisshuns wint and shutdown....

91 eye weal chek wif a buddy ov mine and a foundin' mimburr ov tha Guv Clubb.......Eye cawl him "Shorty"...

SS thait's MR. Wright two ewe....!!!......(bow yore head)....

SS ewe and rw87 nead two come upp wif me a car battree so's my Mr. Mikefreephone Maggafone won't run out ov juice......SS eye wuz jist tryin' two hep thait pore old corner out...He didn't lissun.....Sortee like thes "no good, lyin, hillbilly rasslin fanz' arownd hear".....

rw87 if'un ewe wuz gonna git Konee Ice thait nite inn Cookevegus....Ewe wuz tuffer thain me...... Rebullsman.....eye nevur knowed my hare wuz so curlee.......

30YARDLINEGANG............ Pitchered beelow puttin' tha "whammy" on tha Ravenwould kickur......

Allin-Wick-Bungeelow-Farevue Footbawl ewe brang upp sum good points....Strawn, Ten Eyck, Watts/Sloan, and Matt Howard weal bee missed.... Butt Wes Ferguson haz startid beefour att OG....Harper Rose problee plaid az much az Ten Eyck did att LT.....Cameron Malone iz a big kid wif a lott ov potenshull att centur.....Az iz thait big ole upcomin' frashman Mason Gann and tha Wall bros on tha OL.....Mite bee tha buggust OL Mairvul haz haid inn a while.... And ewe cain bet Coach E weal haiv em' reddy....He allways duz.... On tha DL Jackson and Ritchie weal bee hard two reeplace.....But Murrell and Matt Young weal bee a year oldur and biggur az reeterners on tha DL.....Oliveira, Catfish, Keller etc....weal bee gettin looks eye'm shore att DT and DE... Eye jist hoap wee cain wen a gaim orr two this yeer... Hoapfully

sx......cents Are Jay's iz now tha offishull HQ ov tha LC......Mr.200 wuz knott allowed two brang enny airysull cans inside..... Much ov tha convro wuz abowt locull recroots, Butch's klass, and tha KLASSLUSS chaint frum tha Hairatige basketbawl fanz laist weak when'st Mairvul took a dubble headur frum tham.....Thait wuz abowt scrappin' tha bottum ov tha barrull imo......

Tha Are Jay's Mairvul Alcoee Blunt Cowntee East Tinn Liar's clubb weal bee meetin' tomaree att Are Jay's Quartyard (offishull hoam ov tha LC) @1230 hrs......Topicks fer discusshun weal bee... 1) Do Blunt Cowntee refs test footbawls fer propurr inflayshun..??? 2) Recrootin', playur traids, and fewchure draift choices betwixst tha locull hi skools inn tha area c) And Mr. 200 weal discuss how two git yore hare two stay inn place durin' tha windy months ahaid and knew sprang hare stiles...... Ort two bee ennurustin'...............