Ok, now don't take this personal Mr. ELA but there just isn't any stopping this edition of the Fairview Yellowjackets. We have power and speed and guile and cunning and bravado and a mighty fine bus driver! I can't see where we have any weaknesses. By the time this year's team is finished, people in Fairview will have forgotten the great teams led by the likes of Danny Greer and Big John Nutt and talking about the 2002 version of the Jackets.
I know that Celina is a long ways off and that your team will be inspired by taking on a 2-A power like us, but when the dust is settled, we will be headed back home with the taste of victory dripping from our lips.
Now then, I am no longer a tuba player for the band. My marching days have been over for a while. Plus, a tuba is no longer my instrument of choice. I am equally adept at the harmonica, mandolin and french harp. Take it easy there Mr. ELA and we look forward to coming to Celina.
Mean Jean
Just heard on TV that if Fairview was to have a winning season this year, town leaders are considering changing the name to Prettygoodview. Say it ain't so. Me and other outraged alumni will saddle up and ride in to the town square and protest. Can we count you in, too?