CosmoKramer

CosmoKramer you will be kicked off CoachT if you cannot clean it up!!!!!

Watch the language!!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnson city science hill and Kingsport dobyn-bennett. Nickel basketball at the lunchroom table would draw a crowd, and they would be fighting before it was over. North vs volunteer is really for rednecks only.

That language will not be tolerated here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't like Fresca, huh? Curious, does anyone know the series record between the SD Trojans and the OR Wilcats? I know that the wildcats won the last 2,but that is all I got on that series. Is it an age old rivalry or just a 5A thing? Cosmo Chop Chop

One thing is for sure, what ever stats the SD team brings into the game, they won't be added to very much after the game. The Choppers are the #2 defense in the state and their defensive backfield may be the best in the state. How 'bout a Fresca? Chop Chop Cosmo

that is some big and great numbers. doing it on the road in the playoffs is a little tougher. DB should be up for this game and i sure hope the crowd is. Cosmo Chop Chop

the Trojans are 9-2, lost close games to the rat eaters and the wildcats. they will be a good team. DB did play them last year in the playoffs, right? Hey Trojan fans, what kind of size does your team have on the o and d line? Cosmo Chop Chop

Stupid statement. DB romps the Owls!!

Here are a few messages too The Central Boob over the past few weeks *Central HS and Ooltewah must be proud of you, Boob* "Why do you sign everytthing with your screen name? We know who your are simpleton. That's what your screen name on every post is for...." "I think we all noticed just how over it is for Maryville when we destroyed MoWEst a couple of weeks ago. Your pathetic." "Central Bobcat must be voting for John Kerry (Flip Flop) " "bobcat get a life" "Get a life. Quit living in the past and post positive comments about "your" program. What a " Loser " ! Talk to all of us next week!!!" "CentralBobcat, im really getting tired of you running your mouth...why dont you say all this crap to our faces on friday night. why dont you come to the game you coward. Im sure there are alot of people that would call you out. Go back to your slaw school and your pathetic team " Looks like The Central Boob has made lots of friends. I am guessing his Elementary School permanant folder had a remark like...does not play well with others! Chop Chop Cosmo

Saweet picks Hoop Baby!! Hey chopper fans... here are few brilliant observations by The Central Boob, let's call him Simpleton? Is that right Boob? "The Owls will absolutely wear out Oak Ridge's slow, weak,and undisciplined defensive front. Oak Ridge, get your best athelete's on the field. Central Bobcat. Oct 16, 2004" WRONG!! DUH!! LOST 30-14 "Wildcats or Indians can't touch the Bobcats, be glad you are not in our classification, but good luck to you both. Central Bobcat" SEE BELOW..HA HA!! "Jst heard DB's big wide receiver(Russell) was kicked off the team yeasterday. Anyone else heard this? Central Bobcat" WHAT AN IDIOT... WHO IS RUSSELL? "REbnation you just don't get it do you? Mo'town west signaled the end of your little title runs, and they were probably the best team you had played during that time.Tonight we will show you and the rest of the murvul sheep that they are probably over for good. Remember this also, all the attention your QB is and was getting his junior year won't ease his pain tonight as he is picked off and sacked repeatedly. Central Bobcat" WRONG...BAD WRONG... CENTRAL BOBCATS GOT STOMPED 56-10 BY MARYVILLE!! 48 Hrs and the boob will be no more. Chop Chop Cosmo

Smoke, You have an invite to Round 1 of the Playoffs. Held @ J. Fred Johson Stadium on Nov 5 vs the Farragut Admirals. Farragut was undefeated until tonight, and if things go as me and the Famous One expect, they will be beaten by Soddy Daisy and Ooltewah and earn the #4 Seed from Region 2 5A. My best friend lives in the Sandy City (MB) and I would appriciate it if you would drive by Fuddruckers in NMB and pick him up for the game as well. He will supply all party needs for such a trip. Oh, look out.. here come the coppers... Room 222 is under seige!! Chop Chop

Room 222 is a wild scene man! Hoop Baby is yackin' it up with every single chick that walks in and man... there has got to be 100 lady friends @ the e-z snooze. Waco made a cameo apperance, stopping in with Spear. Spear is 1 cool dude, he is all right!! Major and Skunk was gettin' down on the kareokee machine a while ago, and man... skunk is a crooner. It makes you hark back to this date in DB Football History, when Cecil Pucket was running wild and the Showalter boyz was getting jiggy with it for the Face Painters. I may be wrong, but it appeared that Donkeylips and Reno just made up and they checked into the twilight zone... not that there's anything wrong with it... CHOPPERS PLAYED GREAT,,, ROOM 222 IS HOPPING AND THE MAJOR IS DOING THE TUBE SNAKE BOOGY!! CHOP CHOP COSMO

Post game party in room 222 down at the e-z snooze. Special guest will be Hoop Baby himslef and Newman. Toga Toga Toga! Play good Choppers!! Chop Chop Cosmo

1 of you patriot fans should call coacht, i read on this string where your team was undefeated, should be 6-0? but i checked your actual game results and it says your 3-3. that's odd. coach t must have a problem with your numbers.huh? We just drove past dumplin valley on our way home from the chop-shop's bi-weekly knoxville trip and bernice said there wasn't one light on, on that side of the interstate, but she did see a mule going the wrong way in the mcdonald's drive thru. Cosmo Chop Chop

The upset was never really an option, now was it Smokey Bear fans? Oh, Mamma!! Look on the bright side Sevier Co. DB came away from THE SHIP WITH A "W", what will you come away with from J Fred Johnson Stadium? No traffic, because you will leave early if you come at all. Chop Chop and Meow!! Cosmo

Like Duecy said... "he'll have coffee and water" Your whacked and learn how to use punctuation Chop Chop Cosmo

OR by 70!!

HokiePokie.... you are gettin' the hang of it now. See, the O Line of DB was the reason that the Choppers beat OR in the Neon City!! All day to choose your receivers makes it like shooting gold fish in a pond if you have an arm like #10. He is so pretty, I am going to call him Bo Derek, the perfect 10. Really, this Chopper team is 2 touchdowns better than last years team and this patriot team has got to be at least 2 touchdowns weaker than their last year team, so if you are going to make a vegas pick in this one, and I will.... the minimum point spread is going to be 28. And I would lay those points any day. Hokie, you tell your boyz to take it easy on Cosmo next time I get on the field, man, I got a sore rack of ribs today. And tell Beaster to get his homework down and stay off the computer. Chop Chop Cosmo

Hey ORPlaya429... I seen some chokin' goin' on too. It was over on the OR sidelines by your head coach. He made awful 2nd half decison after OR went up by 5 @ 31-26. Maybe he was reaching all the way across the field to try and draw a flag or something. Cuase all night long, those Zebra'a made awful calls against DB. OR was holding L Williams on numerous plays, nothing. OR Oline was holding (tackling) on several run plays to the outside, nothing called. DB runs a punt back, they throw a flag for blocking in the back, and he was straight on the shoulder. Nobody in the crowd even noticed or knew about a OR player being ejected, cause that would have been the 1st thing that was called against OR all night long. Where did ya'll get those zebra's anyway... ex-alumni? They tried there best to help out the wildcats. But the chop shop was choppin' all night long. Chop Chop Cosmo

well.... we got the fireworks and bottle rockets... where the heck is kentucky avenue? Newman is gettin' jiggy (in the back of the mail truck) with a couple of "ladies" we picked up leaving dollywood. My mind is still on Bernice and her Pickup Truck buddies, dang flag waivers. I hope those greenedevils whip their tails. Blue lights up ahead.. Hey... it's big ed's!! That is impressive right there. That reminds me of a joke Bernice told me the other day... 2 canibals was eatin' a clown, 1 says..."does this taste funny too you?" Face Painters big friday night Chop Chop Cosmo

Get over it tu fu. tu fu.... brain cells tu fu.... ideas tu fu.... friends but never tu fu....to drink....brrrpp!! Me and Newman have made it to dollywood. The fireworks store is next and then on to the neon city. Bernice is still hold up in rebel country, still partying with 20 yr reunion bunch. I am going to make it to big ed's and let him in on my "make your own pizza pie" idea... then, ed will have something.. maybe make a go of it. Chopper's in a big way and the senior class is leading the way... DF is going to be a highlight machine and LW is going to the show with him. Don't forget about PH #24, expect a return for TD from him, maybe #7 TN will get a return himself. Choppers blow open a close game at half to win going away 42 - 17 Chop Chop Cosmo

I am so glad my favorite team doesn't look like that. If they did, they would not be my favorite team for long. What is up with that kickoff ritual A-E?? Not good! Cosmo

Better circle the wagons, Falcons. Call in the Ace in the Hole... Don Greene. He is the only one that can save you!! Newman told me that, who is he anyway??

Big win Pats....congrats!! (1 - 1)