BombSquad

As I sit and admire the responses the inhabitants of Hog-Eye have offered me, I would like to be sentimental in my response to you, Cat. As much as I enjoy razzing your township every season, I want you to know, I do, in fact, appreciate your program and wish them the best in every game but one each season (Maybe two in some future seasons. Can't have that quote come back to bite me in 2007, because I wouldn't put it past someone in Greenbrier). I thought no one would get as fired up as you guys, but these guys are trying to get up there with the likes of you and your kinfolk to the North. For the record though, congratulations to Livingston for making it this far and I hope for a safe game on both sides, but I'll always like Greenbrier more than Livingston if for no other reason than the Hog-Eye shenanigan. This Charlie Murphy character must have something special to rank up there with me. BombSquad Humility at a Minimum

Now, ever been in one of those situations where people around you are having a good time, cracking jokes and someone, usually someone not so humorous, says something that makes no sense or takes it to far, and everyone else stops laughing? Today we salute you, Mr. Killer of All Jokes. You see something funny and take every measure to ensure that you end up looking dull. Killing the mood in most situations, you pridefully post nonsense to the dissatisfaction of all around. Humor stands no chance in your midst. You're good at something, it's just no one's sure what it is. So crack open an ice cold bottle of cough syrup, Mr. Killer of All Jokes, because nothing could leave a worse taste in your mouth than the taste of something funny.

Allow me to ask you something. Have you ever heard the term context? I only ask because this statement does not, in any way, fit into the context of the previous post. Are you planning on DL's coaches getting out coached? Have you asked them nicely if they would please get out coached Saturday? On a different note, the red headed step child getting beaten is not only overused, but truly makes minimal sense, unless of course, Nutt, said red headed step child was on drugs. Oh yeah, Nutt, easy on the cut-downs, I really think you offended some people with the caps lock 'loser'. P.S. If Gandhi and Buddha joined forces, GANDHI/ BUDDHA would probably be the best thing to ever hit World Peace/ Krispy Kreme. I apologize if you were not in fact talking about these two men, but instead were referring to some mythical beings in Hog-Eye folklore named Ghandi and Buddah.

...Yep, color me rattled. ...I'm like Mel Horowitz I'm so clueless. ...Not to let you in on any secrets, but the DL players and fans have a big problem with teams that don't chant body parts of unclean animals... what will you do? ...Keep whining... so give the whining and complaining up: Nothing like a little contradiction to close out the daily nutrition. ...After all, what else is there to do in Hog-Eye?

I would like to extend to everyone a warm welcome to the David Lipscomb vs Livingston Academy thread on CoachT.com. This thread is a home to throngs of Livingston fans who talk amongst themselves about how DL is overlooking them and how they are the underdog, and then go on about how many points Livingston is going to win by. Really, there has been no one from DL on this board even claiming to have a shot against LA, yet the beloved Hog-Eye remains tread on by the big bad private school. (By big I mean objects in multiplier are smaller than they appear, by bad I mean haven't talked any trash whatsoever on CoachT, and by private I mean not publicly funded). To any and all visitors, enjoy your stay. Finally to the Livingston faithful, may your discussions be fruitful.

... Dr. Livingston, I presume?

...Tell you what, you pay close attention all week, and you might catch on to the English language.

Please tell me you guys are going to refer to your school in the third person as 'Hog-Eye' all week. Fabulous. Carry on, amongst your own.

Oh buddy... I can't help myself, and perhaps you've heard it before, though it's new to me: You guys have Deion Sanders? The same Primetime that played for the Atlanta Falcons, New York Yankees, San Francisco 49ers, Atlanta Braves, Dallas Cowboys, Cincinnati Reds, Washington Redskins, San Francisco Giants, and Baltimore Ravens? The only man to play in a MLB game and an NFL game in the same day? The only man to play in a Super Bowl and the World Series? Neon Deion? An 8-time Pro Bowler is playing for Livingston? The legend is trying to one-up Michael Jordan. Not only is he coming back from retirement... again... he's starting over at square one. Here's to you, Primetime, and your Livingston Academy squad.

Punctuation... Overrated.

...What he meant to say was "Happy Thanksgiving."

...Touche

Congratulations to both teams on their success this season. That said, I don't know about you guys, but I am excited that bulldog69 came over to this thread at the beginning instead of waiting until after the game. Covington fans, if you haven't encountered bulldog, the term broken record doesn't qualify. Allow me to draw a comparison... bulldog69 is the Yeah-Yeah of Lipscomb threads. In Nineteen Hundred Ninety-Three the classic sports movie "The Sandlot" was introduced to the world. Marty York was a young actor who won the role of Alan McClennan, affectionately referred to as Yeah-Yeah. 'Why?' some who have been deprived of this American classic might ask. Everything Young Yeah-Yeah ever said began with "Yeah" and was quickly followed by another "yeah." Bulldog, we invite you to stay so that these wonderful people from Covington can witness your prowess. Sportsfans, we invite you to observe the incredible talent of bulldog69.

Binkley: 5'11" 215... Huge. Larger than life. Not so much. He's in the top two of hardest working people I have ever known, really not sure if he gets the one or two slot. Congratulations to him on earning this honor. I'm not here to argue whether these awards are legitimate, but I know this nominee is. Congratulations to all those who were nominated for Mr. Football.

Glad to see something profound hit you in the twelve minutes between your responses to the same post. I really wish you would devote more of your time to trying to take away from what these players have accomplished. A true measure of a program is to work hard in the offseason, in practice, and on the field. A true measure of a good program is great coaching, in football and in life. A true measure of a great program is a strong CoachT contingent, who in this case happens to be better than your school's. There's your $7,000. King's to you.

You quote me not once, but twice... Thanks You quote me not once, but twice... Thanks Now, assuming you actually wanted to talk to me and "my people", I'm not so much surprised that you have film as I am that you have electricity. (That was not so much a serious comment.) Moving on, I look forward to watching this game tonight, even if it is thirty some odd degrees. I hope Lexington has a safe trip to and from Nashville, and that you somewhat enjoy your time at DL. Thank you for your contribution to CoachT, and Snoop Dogg appreciates your support.

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Now open on CoachT.com: Worst Usage of Computer Fonts Competition 2005. In order to be eligible for the grand prize, contestants must be slightly incompetent. It also helps to be from Lexington and to call me out without reason. Let the games begin. Now, to cut the smart-aleck off at the proverbial pass, there is no grand prize.

Well, little buddy, I never saw Lexington play, and don't remember saying I did. That answer your question, Partner?

Let's see how many threads we can start about this game, shall we? All of these threads come back to Lexington fans, who have their heads conveniently placed closer to their belts than their collars, get to talking about how good their team is and how exactly they intend to win the game. My goal is for there to be at least four more started today. Ready. Go.

How's the Hooked on Phonics program in Lexington? I hear it's superb. But I haven't seen it in person, so I anit going to give an expert analysis on it. Any input would be greatly appreciated.

When I invisioned this thread in my postgame football meditation Friday night, believe it or not, I saw this thread turning to where it is completely devoted to Huntington. Fabulous. Thank you all. On another note, I love how these Lexington people get on here, having never seen Lipscomb play before, ever, and make predictions. Carry on.

...Seems to me that Bulldog is just disappointed with life as a whole. Hakuna Matata.

..."some people" must live ridiculously boring lives. Go Bobcats!

At least you have the other side of the bracket narrowed down.