Boondock Saint

Jordan Spencer stinks. So does R.J. Autry. haha. I'll be there soon to brighten Coach Holmes' day a.k.a. make your practice easier. Uh oh! I messed up. Coach D reads this all the time and I bet he tells Cholmes and your practice is really hard. Oops!

How about Brandon Wright? Runner-up as a freshman and champion as a sophomore. I got 5th, 3rd, and a broken neck.

I want to know the final score, because this has been hard, but fun to read. There has been so much trash talking that I can't wait to see who's face gets rubbed in it. I guess I shouldn't provoke anything, but I can't help it. I wrestled for Houston on the left side of the state. I don't know much about either of the schools being talked about, only seen them around. Good luck to both teams.

"C'mon, pop the trunk. Let's get a whiff of that new car smell. WHO WANTS A WHIFF OF THAT NEW CAR SMELL!?" "Pop the trunk. Do it. Do it."

Oh gosh, here it goes. Old Ram, the new-comer, tries to pick fights. I've seen it over and over again. Coach D said nothing about Farragut being overrated. He simply stated the fact that they did not win their region duals last year. Then, he enlightened me on the fact that state rankings are determined on dual strength, not tournament strength.

Jordan Spencer vs. Diabetes I cannot count how many times he's had to sit out of practice because of high/low blood sugar.

Enfuego, please, spare me the terror. Even so, you think your body can compare to mine? I'm up close to 160, all in the stomach. hahaha. And Coach Bray, are you implying I am out of shape? C'mon, raquetball keeps me going. Ok, so I'm a little out of shape. OK! So I'm wwwaaaayyyy out of shape. I plan on taking frequent water breaks, say...every 2 or 3 minutes. I actually rolled around up here with the club team. I wrestled with Chad Koslowski from Centennial who I wrestled at Blackhorse last year. And WOW! It was rough, I was sore all over the following day. I have dibs on Jordan Spencer for practice on Tuesday. Maybe then I can use my strength to my advantage, as it is completely gone.

Yes, new ideas...please! I don't wrestle in "Region Dix" still but I wouldn't want my former teammates and friends to be laughed at that much. Oh, and enfuego, better bring your mat shoes on Tuesday if you're going to make comments like that. Besides, Kris doesn't get mad when your wife calls....

Coach D (I hope I can call you that now), I'm coming Tuesday to workout with the team. I'm really looking forward to rolling around with the guys (in a completely heterosexual way). Region X, though your statements were bold, they still aren't true. It isn't the adjectives at all. Houston's "stars" seem "sluggish with no kill power"? Stars = Brandon Wright, R.J. Autry, Luke Borneman = 1st, 2nd, 1st. If you want to argue sluggish, look at the word following Ridgeway in the tournament title. It's preseason big guy. Everyone's a little sluggish and everyone will improve. As far as Germantown's and Houston's coach being "hasbeens", I've never sen two men dedicate their lives to making mediocre athletes into excellent wrestlers like these two have. Now as far as "scandals" at Ridgeway go, I have no idea what you're talking about. I highly doubt Coach Bray has done anything scandalous. Now you say there's a new voice? If you feel so strong about your argument, why not tell us your name? Surely someone with such bold statements wouldn't mind telling his name....

Alright REGIONX, I don't know who you think you are, or what you think you know. If you had any wrestling knowledge at all, you would know that the coaches in our region are fantastic. It is their doing that has brought region 8 to be a contender. You think it's a coincidence? You think we all the sudden just got good talent and that's why we contend? If you do, it wouldn't surprise me judging from your last comments. Apparently you just want the attention because there was no truth to your statements. I've been around most, if not all, of these coaches since I was in the fifth grade. I am now in college, and I dedicate all of my progress, talent, knowledge of the sport, etc. to, not only Coach Holmes and Coach Delgado at Houston, but every single one of the coaches in region 8. They participate in the off-season programs together to make our area better. They are responsible for region 8's growth, and they will only make it better in the future.

I caught it, but I didn't have any intelligent comeback. So, I decided to attack your grammar...

Yes. We also learn not to end a sentence with a preposition. OUCH AGAIN! Man, this is fun!

Is region 8 becoming region 10?

Wrestling101, Obviously you don't attend "Wrestling 101" as often as you should. The "other" son and the actual other son only equal one. Explanation: Satan's helpers = one year from the "other" and two and a half years from the actual other vs. darkside = four full years from the saint. Technically, I still have the upper hand. Thanks for playing though! Oh, and by the way, if you need another reason why he should pull for the ponies: He always picks the winner....ouch!

I've got a pretty good idea of who your real son is. And I'm pretty sure I've grasped the whole "other son" thing, although I do feel replaced. And congrats to "you know who" on figuring me out. I've GOT to get better at this hidden identity business. One more thing Jim...ehem...err.....dad: When the "ponies" and who I'm calling "Satan's little helpers" go at it, who will you be pulling for?