1. Politician- This one is easy. Excellent at spinning the truth. Familiar with scandal.
2. Lawyer- Capable of confusing the simple-minded by the distortion of ethics, morals, or rules of conduct.
3. Chiropractor- Mastering the art of manipulation is key.
4. A Pimp- Ability to use and degrade others is essential. Preferrably young, naive girls.
5. Accountant- Are numbers and statistics getting you down? No problem, just "fudge 'em". Need an error to be a hit or vice-versa? With an eraser and your imagination the sky is the limit!
6. Farmer- Comfortable with living, working, hanging around, and spreading manure.
7. A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing- Or is it "cheap clothing"? Anyway, you get the picture.
8. Magician- Capable of making the dreams of young girls, parents, coaches, schools, and teams just "disappear".
9. Or any job that glorifies and rewards scheming, plotting, or convoluting.(That's kinda a big word. Take Tylenol for a headache).
Most coaches are great! Those that are know who they are and won't need this list. The rest, however, also know who they are (if they still have a conscience).