I know what is wrong with these Makenzy folks. They have the little brother syndrome. You know, where they can never live up to the accomplishments of the big brother and are always looking for ways to get the big brother's approval and draw attention to themselves. I believe if they could find something of their own they might stop all this foolishness. Why would people from Makenzy want to take their picture with Huntingdon's mascot? Why would they want to hang a banner on Huntingdon's field trying to claim it as Redbell field? Why would they want to try and ring Huntingdon's victory bell? Why would they want to waste time in Huntingdon, driving around town after a win, when they could go home and celebrate? I think I know the reason. First, Makenzy has no tradition of their own. Can anybody from Huntingdon name just one tradition at Makenzy ?? Why else would they want to embrace all of Huntingdon's traditions? Second, they don't even have their own field. They play at the Makenzy Primary School. Why don't some of you wealthy, Makenzy flea market folks build your own field out there by that new big school y'all got and give those little kiddies over there, their recess playground back? Third, let's talk about that mascot you use. On second thought, we better not. We all know the story behind that outdated, insensitive figure, don't we? Fourth, what in the world is that catchy little tune you use as a "fight" song. It sounds a little familiar. Is it....no, it can't be....is it Rocky Top?? How original!!!
So it seems to be pretty clear. Makenzy has nothing that they can call their own! No Tradition, No Field, No Mascot, No Song. No wonder they want to steal all of Huntingdon's !
Finally, And I really hope this is not true, but I hear a rumor that now Makenzy may even be trying to imitate a college out on the west coast. You know, the one with the initials USC. hmmmmm.....