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Last time I cried was the day I was born, but I can't refute the being in the girls bathroom accusation. Shelia wants what Shelia wants, what can I say?

Is this the most efficient way to pick up and transport players from surrounding counties to your school?

You know where another place is? The parking lot at Squatch co high school. That's where you can find me if you wanna settle this. Make sure you bring me some soap so I can wash the upperman off of my knuckles.

The real winners this week will be everyone in the state of Tennessee who doesn't have to live in upperman with all the free loaders and dead beats. red bank kinda reminds me of Jeb, my neighbor when I was a kid. One day I remember seeing Jeb up on the roof of his house. "Watch how good I am at flying" said Jeb, as he lept, immediatly falling to the ground. "Jeb, that was a terrible effort. Also your bone is sticking out of your leg." I told him, as he lay on the ground bleeding. broken jeb 2 Squatch 39

You kinda remind me a lot of my cousin Ernie after he got kicked in the head by that horse.

You still hanging around here? Thought I smelled something...

Now listen hoss, you and I both know better than that. Been soaking myself in the bath all week trying to get that upperman stench off. Brainerd ought to come out and shake the hands of every Squatch player tonight and thank them for the privilege of being allowed on the same field. After tonight, they'll have about as much time on their hands as my deadbeat neighbor Kenny does. Despicable. Kenny the freeloader 6 Squatch 42

One time, a few years back, I went to a game at upperman. Took me nearly a month to get the stench out of my clothes. upperman as a community kinda reminds me a lot of my first ex wife Shelia; not much to look at and woefully untalented at nearly everything. Disgraceful. Squatch 46 gross Shelia 3

That sounds a lot like something my cousin David, the arsonist, would say.

Listen boy, If you want some, I'll be the guy with his shirt off in the parking lot before the game. You'll know its me when you see the Squatch co tattoo on my chest. You and all the rest of these upperman people remind me a lot of my friend's dog Ralph; smells bad and ins't very smart. Squatch 38 smelly dogs 4

If Upperman's football team takes on the personality of their community in this game, you can expect to see a bunch of lazy, criminal, free loaders. Squatch should pull away in this one in the 2nd half. Lots more heart and fight in Squatch co.

My cousin Jasper stole $4 from me at Thanksgiving one year. At Christmas, I challenged him to a fist fight. I was 7. Jasper was 16. After I knocked Jasper out, I took my money back, with interest. I also took his girlfriend, Shelia, who as you may know was crazy, and also my first ex wife. I often look back and wish I had lost that fight. Squatch 42 Shelia 6

That sounds like something my brother in law, Jimmy, the draft dodger would say. Cowardly.

Squatch county really won't see anyone who will give them a game until Cookeville.

They're tryin to hide from me too

These people don't have to listen to you. From what I can tell you aren't that smart anyway. You kinda remind me of my brother Kenny; slow and useless. As for ignoring me, I'd like to see you try when I come at you with my shirt off. Hope you have some good friends in the pc stands to hide you, cause I'd fight you right there in the middle of the field.

Both of these teams better hope their path to Cookeville don't come runnin' through Dunlap, TN, cause Squatch county would handle either one of them. Lots more competitive football played out here, and I'd have coach ready with a plan. Another thing we'd have you beat in is number of annoying fans. We have more sideline daddies who think they can coach sitting in our stands than anyone. Pearl and East kinda remind me a lot of Colin Kaepernick the day before he decided to start taking a knee; Overrated, and about to have a lot of time on their hands.

Squatch about has this one wrapped up, can someone get me some game film for next week? Coach needs me to go ahead and start breaking it down. If anyone needs me I’ll be building the wall around the practice field the rest of the night. If you wonder which one I am, look for the shirtless guy standing over some loudmouth daddy that just got knocked out.

My grandmother told me once that if I couldn't say something nice, not to say anything at all. But she told me that in a letter from the Squatch county jail, so I don't think she's one to be telling me what to do. We're hoping she gets out in time for thanksgiving and Squatch county's state title game appearance. Cumberland county's football program reminds me a lot of my grandmother; tired, old, and un-loveable. Squatch county 42 jail grandma 7

You remind me a lot of my brother in law, Jimmy, the draft dodger; disgraceful and un-patriotic.

Listen hoss, you know your program is terrible when you start talking trash about how some other team is going to beat the team that just curb stomped you. Reminds me a lot of my Uncle Fred; ignorant and pathetic.

If any of y’all are coming out a little early tonight, could someone bring me dinner? My cousin Darryl dropped me off early in case any loud mouth daddies wanted some before kickoff. this game kinda reminds me of my 2nd ex wife Crystal ; not much to see, but still dangerous. Squatch 42 untrustworthy Crystal 6

Listen hoss, You better pack a lunch and bring your hard hat if you wanna come after me. I probably wouldn’t even put out my cigarette to throw hands on you. That beat down still wouldn’t be as bad as what Squatch is gonna do to smith co. Squatch 54 loud mouth dads 7

You wouldn't know anything about hard work and dedication, which is what Squatch county's program is built on. Between the heart of these boys and coaching, the talent level is offensive it's so good. I ought to challenge you right now to a bare knuckle fight for even suggesting Squatch is down. Don't think I won't tell coach about this when he calls me to get my opinion on this week's game plan. Bulletin board material.

Spoken like a true coward. I'd fight you in the parking lot, but I'm sure you'd take off runnin and get hit by a car. Also, I have about 4 or 5 sideline daddies in Squatch co I have to fight tonight. You better pack a lunch and comb your dirty peach fuzz white house mustache if you wanna come at me son.