CoyDillard

Daggummit trader you sure do ask a lot of questions. You writin' one of them books like the paper man did? Ain't nobody gettin in that back door but my brother and he does let me look at Murphy's pole by myself. He lets me babysit the goat while he goes to Ronnie's Red Eye. As far as Wendy, of course she takes me for my colonoscopy. That's what sisters do. Take care of your brothers.

Daggummit bushman. Wait till my brother Roy hears this mess. Ain't nobody gonna smack no sense into my brother.

Roy knows about me. We was twins. He was mommas special one though. He always got to play hide and seek and she would help him. She would take him into the next town and leave him at a store so he was hard for me to find. We would play ball in the front yard and she would throw the ball farther for him. He got to cross the road and dodge traffic. He had a lot more fun than me. Still kin though so I love him.

Daggummit 2 cents. You just wait till my brother Roy hears about this mess. He'll probably take one of them cents away from you.

You'll be there. The boys need our support