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Speaking of defense… I didn’t realize that Lakeway has hired not only their 6th home run, but also someone who has a very nice take- read fascination: with gap and hole schemes. Very intriguing to say the least. Gotta imagine GrandmaG’s 75 grandkids on the team had to be mesmerized with this 19th century take. Might be looking for the next hire sooner than we thought. Most of them take a whole year before they leave.

Looks like a solid group so far of middle school coaches getting the promotion. They will all get to interview for the head job next year when it's open again... only to be passed over because of the "national search." Rinse. Repeat.

Thanks for the heads up. Kevy boy. I'll wait with the rest of the general public to gain this knowledge. Baited breath, pins and needles, edge of the seat type stuff. Can't wait to see the banger of a graphic that is made to announce these stellar hires. I guess GrandmaG is just going to get to it at LifeCare Center during Arts and Crafts time. Going to be the best staff assembled since the 2024 LCA and each previous years staffs since the powerhouse LCA was built....and then the 1986 New York Football Giants are somewhere beyond those staffs.

How do you define irony, you ask? this post here. The guy carrying Matt Lowe’s water, who defended Coach Casino… doesn’t like Tracy Malone. sure is thick. Plumb slapped full of irony.

Has anyone questioned why Coach Casino is out of the country currently? Is he hiding from Elon? Was the 60,000 from USAID? Or was he on another list that infamously was released just a few days ago? I’ll go back and see if his name is on it, lots of redactions to sort through. But seems awfully odd timing to be out of the country.

Buddy you couldn’t have picked a worse meme. This is more like Mike Tyson in his prime against a toddler.

I spoke with a highly respected coach in East Tennessee today. He was having a good laugh about Kevin pretending to be a grandma on coacht to try and put salve on the open-oozing wound that is LCA football. He said and I quote… “that guy is a bigger joke than the hires he’s tried to make.” Ouch. But then, KC takes it up a notch and acts like a grandma has inside knowledge about a coach in Georgia. Mind you, this broad ain’t worried about her cornbread on the cast iron… nope it’s a football coach. In Georgia. Let that sink in for a bit. In all honesty, I stand with the coach that believes this is just a great indicator of the cess around the LCA program. You want us to believe, Kevin… that a grandmother knows about that? Just quit man… try and lick your wounds and slink back into your office. Shouldn’t be hard with the lack of a backbone you have. Or you can take a couple days off and try and work in a backstory about grandma G being a host home for Ironside. For extra credit, work in how she whispered sweet nothings in his ear while they sat on the boat dock. Just like she did with Buddy Cruze. tl:dr version? You’re a joke.

GrandmaG threw money at every swinging piece from Johnson City to Memphis and got turned down more than he did on prom night. More people in Knoxville turned him down than I can name. He, er she, was calling after first round of interviews trying to find anyone willing to take the job. They can offer money, non-TCRS and no insurance, mind you. But that’s all. They have no athletes. They don’t have the infrastructure to bring in athletes… And then you have to answer to 500 different people.. and one of those has gender identity issues as well as split-personalities. But hey… this is their 6th home run hire. Pretty impressive for a program if you ask me. The 7th, next year, will be even better. heck, it might even be Buddy Cruze. Not sure what T$$AA thinks about ghost coaches, but as long as he passes the concussion and heat-related illness policy I would imagine it would be okay.

Just some final questions for Kevin.. 1. If Grandma G is a grandma… why was this account just created in November of 24 when a negative comment was said about LCA? 2. It took you a few days to try and get yourself an alibi with the VolLawyer account and this one, didn’t it Kevin? Remember early on when I said nothing worse when an idiot thinks they are the smartest in the room? Exhibit A. “Better to be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” 3. Do you in any way shape or form not realize no one gives a rats furry rectum about LCA? The only people commenting are those making fun of you, see: me. Or the ones making fun of your hires and begging coaches that would take your calls if they knew of anyone. See also: me. and then there is you. So egotistical you have to get on here and pretend to be a lawyer and a 13-time grandma. Sad, but again paints a beautiful picture as to the complete sucktitude of the LCA football program. 4. Is there so little to do at LCA games that the fans just walk around telling people their coachT handles? God knows granny G didn’t have the chance. Because once November hit, LCA’s season was all but done. But hey, maybe that’s what the fans do to pass the time and get their mind off the shoddy product on the field. Kevin, you’re an embarrassment. To the LCA brand, to yourself and to Buddy Cruze.

Kevin, your posts are almost as bad as your hiring of coaches. The inner sanctum may be talking about me… but the high school coaches are certainly talking about how big of a joke you are at your profession, and as a human.

Judging by the track record… it will be a tremendous hire

I don't think in the history of the written language, anything more wrong has ever been put together. Kudos, you are a trailblazer.

Hate to hear this. Eh, who am I kidding? Really love when bad things happen to awful people.

Positive perspective? I’m positive I’ll be right back here this time next year to listen to you charlatans describe how the latest hire is a home run, after Edgar Allan Poe leaves to focus on his other irons in the fire. Only after you call every coach from Bristol to Memphis begging if they know someone who will take the gig, that is. Make no mistake, just a reminder that all the issues that Lakeway Cult Academy has, KC and his band will always be the biggest deterrent to hiring a coach who could actually make some changes. And this thread will be Exhibit A for many, many coaches. Best of luck. And congrats on taking 44 years to graduate high school. Very impressive.

Boarding school? And then Baylor fan. I bet when Baylor allowed girls to attend in 1985 you threw a fit. Wonderful write up on the exceptional placing of all those teams. Especially in that murderers row of a district. Hang. The. Banner.