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Speaking of defense… I didn’t realize that Lakeway has hired not only their 6th home run, but also someone who has a very nice take- read fascination: with gap and hole schemes. Very intriguing to say the least. Gotta imagine GrandmaG’s 75 grandkids on the team had to be mesmerized with this 19th century take. Might be looking for the next hire sooner than we thought. Most of them take a whole year before they leave.

Looks like a solid group so far of middle school coaches getting the promotion. They will all get to interview for the head job next year when it's open again... only to be passed over because of the "national search." Rinse. Repeat.

Thanks for the heads up. Kevy boy. I'll wait with the rest of the general public to gain this knowledge. Baited breath, pins and needles, edge of the seat type stuff. Can't wait to see the banger of a graphic that is made to announce these stellar hires. I guess GrandmaG is just going to get to it at LifeCare Center during Arts and Crafts time. Going to be the best staff assembled since the 2024 LCA and each previous years staffs since the powerhouse LCA was built....and then the 1986 New York Football Giants are somewhere beyond those staffs.

How do you define irony, you ask? this post here. The guy carrying Matt Lowe’s water, who defended Coach Casino… doesn’t like Tracy Malone. sure is thick. Plumb slapped full of irony.

Has anyone questioned why Coach Casino is out of the country currently? Is he hiding from Elon? Was the 60,000 from USAID? Or was he on another list that infamously was released just a few days ago? I’ll go back and see if his name is on it, lots of redactions to sort through. But seems awfully odd timing to be out of the country.

Buddy you couldn’t have picked a worse meme. This is more like Mike Tyson in his prime against a toddler.

I spoke with a highly respected coach in East Tennessee today. He was having a good laugh about Kevin pretending to be a grandma on coacht to try and put salve on the open-oozing wound that is LCA football. He said and I quote… “that guy is a bigger joke than the hires he’s tried to make.” Ouch. But then, KC takes it up a notch and acts like a grandma has inside knowledge about a coach in Georgia. Mind you, this broad ain’t worried about her cornbread on the cast iron… nope it’s a football coach. In Georgia. Let that sink in for a bit. In all honesty, I stand with the coach that believes this is just a great indicator of the cess around the LCA program. You want us to believe, Kevin… that a grandmother knows about that? Just quit man… try and lick your wounds and slink back into your office. Shouldn’t be hard with the lack of a backbone you have. Or you can take a couple days off and try and work in a backstory about grandma G being a host home for Ironside. For extra credit, work in how she whispered sweet nothings in his ear while they sat on the boat dock. Just like she did with Buddy Cruze. tl:dr version? You’re a joke.

GrandmaG threw money at every swinging piece from Johnson City to Memphis and got turned down more than he did on prom night. More people in Knoxville turned him down than I can name. He, er she, was calling after first round of interviews trying to find anyone willing to take the job. They can offer money, non-TCRS and no insurance, mind you. But that’s all. They have no athletes. They don’t have the infrastructure to bring in athletes… And then you have to answer to 500 different people.. and one of those has gender identity issues as well as split-personalities. But hey… this is their 6th home run hire. Pretty impressive for a program if you ask me. The 7th, next year, will be even better. heck, it might even be Buddy Cruze. Not sure what T$$AA thinks about ghost coaches, but as long as he passes the concussion and heat-related illness policy I would imagine it would be okay.

Just some final questions for Kevin.. 1. If Grandma G is a grandma… why was this account just created in November of 24 when a negative comment was said about LCA? 2. It took you a few days to try and get yourself an alibi with the VolLawyer account and this one, didn’t it Kevin? Remember early on when I said nothing worse when an idiot thinks they are the smartest in the room? Exhibit A. “Better to be thought of as a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.” 3. Do you in any way shape or form not realize no one gives a rats furry rectum about LCA? The only people commenting are those making fun of you, see: me. Or the ones making fun of your hires and begging coaches that would take your calls if they knew of anyone. See also: me. and then there is you. So egotistical you have to get on here and pretend to be a lawyer and a 13-time grandma. Sad, but again paints a beautiful picture as to the complete sucktitude of the LCA football program. 4. Is there so little to do at LCA games that the fans just walk around telling people their coachT handles? God knows granny G didn’t have the chance. Because once November hit, LCA’s season was all but done. But hey, maybe that’s what the fans do to pass the time and get their mind off the shoddy product on the field. Kevin, you’re an embarrassment. To the LCA brand, to yourself and to Buddy Cruze.

Kevin, your posts are almost as bad as your hiring of coaches. The inner sanctum may be talking about me… but the high school coaches are certainly talking about how big of a joke you are at your profession, and as a human.

Judging by the track record… it will be a tremendous hire

I don't think in the history of the written language, anything more wrong has ever been put together. Kudos, you are a trailblazer.

Hate to hear this. Eh, who am I kidding? Really love when bad things happen to awful people.

Positive perspective? I’m positive I’ll be right back here this time next year to listen to you charlatans describe how the latest hire is a home run, after Edgar Allan Poe leaves to focus on his other irons in the fire. Only after you call every coach from Bristol to Memphis begging if they know someone who will take the gig, that is. Make no mistake, just a reminder that all the issues that Lakeway Cult Academy has, KC and his band will always be the biggest deterrent to hiring a coach who could actually make some changes. And this thread will be Exhibit A for many, many coaches. Best of luck. And congrats on taking 44 years to graduate high school. Very impressive.

Boarding school? And then Baylor fan. I bet when Baylor allowed girls to attend in 1985 you threw a fit. Wonderful write up on the exceptional placing of all those teams. Especially in that murderers row of a district. Hang. The. Banner.

Disgruntled former employee? That’s a good guess as that could be NUMEROUS people. But alas, I’ve never worked for Lakeway Cult Academy. I’m too busy building bridges across the state. So let me get this straight… you are moving the goalposts now and lowering expectations. Careful there, Kevin… if you fight for your limitations, you’ll get to keep them. So you’ve gone from a Lakeway fan, who hasn’t been around but a few years, to now a Baylor fan… but very, very in tune with all things Lakeway? That confuses me more than someone working at Lakeway and trying to report something to a direct supervisor. I guess just throw something towards a wall and it’ll stick. Probably tough to reach Kevin. He’s too busy reading books of coaching hires, then giving Bill Lee his sponge bath. And forget Baylor. Clearly the new powerhouse is that top 3 program there in the hotbed of Exit 4. Gary is probably shaking in his boots at the thought of ever having to play LCA. Afterall, they have a historically huge win against Clarksville academy. They got that huge OT win against Clarksville right after they went 0-10 the year before. Power. House. Top 3 might be too high, you’re right.

Let’s not turn this into politics. Your mental gymnastics couldn’t handle that. Since you’re down near Chattanooga. Run by and talk to Gary Rankin. I bet he’s terrified of the latest author that LCA has hired. And when he hears LCA, top third in the district as well… it might be what makes him hang it up. As far as hoping to sit down and talk with Kevin Cline… I’d rather defecate in my hands then clap, than talk to him. I’ll just watch from afar as he continues to drive the boat towards the iceberg. All while him and the 713 others play the violin and tell the throngs of skirt-wearers that all is well. “We got it right this time!” Should have just kept the Cornerstone mascot of the Cubs for LCA. Forget “let’s play two.” “Wait ‘til next year” fits so much better… it’s the LCA way. But at least this year they’ll get to stand on the podium being top 3 and whatnot.

Then hang the banner, Kevin. Top three in the district is what all high schools try to attain. And LCA doing it within 5 years is just amazing. What’s even more amazing is they’ve had more coaches than they’ve had seasons. That, Matlock, should be hung on a banner as well. Right across the street in Weigel’s. Stall 2, of course. Miserable life? I do this for fun. It’s Sunday night, the Lord’s night and I get to have a little talk with Kevin Cline, er grandma, and his knight in shining armor. Consider me blessed. Not everyday you get to have some banter with Bill Lee’s lapdog. You know what is most detrimental to LCA, outside of Kevin and the other cronies? That gosh darn 40/81 split. Once you hit 40, the talent just doesn’t work right. Luckily this newest local guy will be just fine. He’s had similar talent in Georgia. In fact, exit 4 is probably just a hotbed of talent compared to that state and whatnot. But even better for him, that Grandma G Cline is just a hoot. Maybe she can be like Susan Sarandon and house a couple transplants. Nothing like reading some poetry right before the big game on Friday nights.

I’m sure she’s a hoot and fires up the 75 deep throng. Best of luck ahead of time, Mrs. Cline and rest of the Lions on the third place finish Let’s play a game counselor. I’m gonna name a few schools and you tell me what they all have in common. Knox Webb Boyd Buchanan Notre Dame Silverdale Chattanooga Christian I’ll give you a starter hint: none of their coaches are world-renowned authors. But the common denominator you’ll have to figure out on your own. You can text Kevin, and talk amongst yourselves. I’m sure the thread should be towards the top of your texts with you riding in on your white pony to save him from getting his arse handed to him by a wompuscat.

Well looks like someone has done their homework on the ole Wompus cat. They teach you in 1L to dig it up, baby. I’m not familiar with on3 as high school athletics are more up my alley. What can I say? I like a good prep matchup. I’ll look into On3, though. As some guidance is always nice. LCA athletics could be on the right path, you are correct. But… counselor, evidence with the current leadership points to a good possibility that the ship will hit an iceberg, a Weigel’s, or might even just end up at the depths of Cherokee lake. 714 people grabbing the wheel never ends well. But, cross examining your talk about my discussions on here in the past. I’ve opined multiple times about multiple programs because, in no particular order: 1. There was a thread about it. 2. Someone mentioned those programs in a thread. 3. I thought, what the heck, let’s dance. What I have never experienced, though, is a middle manager superintendent pretending to be a grandmother with a backstory on his latest flash in the pan- try and win the press conference local coach. He has peed all over this thread and told the throng of Lakeway fans it’s raining. That… Matlock, I’ve never seen until this week. This latest coach/author might possibly work out. He might just grab that top 3 in the district banner that if you all beg nicely, could be hung at the Taco Bell. What’s more likely, though, is he walks into Mrs. Doubtfire’s office after next season after realizing his talent is worse than Gate City Middle School- and not a chance with the current infrastructure to ever change it… with a resignation letter that claims he has “other irons in the fire.” But what do I know? I’m just a On3 level contributor and don’t know anything, or anyone at the high school level. I have no further questions, your Honor.

Funny, absolutely astonishingly funny that you bring this up. You want to know why you can’t truly hire local, Kevin? Because anyone within a 50 mile radius realizes you and the other Keystone Kops aren’t worth the inflated non-TCRS pay. You would think a man, not a grandma mind you, would have enough intellectual fortitude to be honest with yourself. remember how I told you coaches talk? After two round of interviews, you were still making calls asking, no, begging if anyone knew of anyone that would take this extremely overrated job. You, the other 700 chieftains, the Easter bunny and Burt Reynolds can claim whatever you want about this job. It’s a horrible job. Talent isn’t there. The infrastructure to get said talent will never be there, and the biggest deterrent of them all, is you. It’ll always be you. That and the school is located off exit 4 in White Pine. The talent you need to be competitive couldn’t find LCA with a map, google maps, Apple Maps or a carrier pigeon. But again, the common denominator is you. The suck always points back to the man pretending to be a grandma peddling yet another hire. It’s a broken record. And you can bet your last dollar, and Bob’s, that when this guy bolts after a year of putting up with you and your other charlatans… your pool of candidates will be worse than this go round. Because coaches talk. And your immature shtick is giving plenty of conversational meat and substance. Unlike your alls calculus program.

Wonderful. I’m sure some school in Georgia will be happy to get him back after next year. I just feel bad for him and your alls copiers, he will have to print off 500 copies when he resigns for each of his bosses. And I love a coach peddling his books, or having his superintendent do it for him. Again, great job winning the press conference. But it takes a little more than that.

This is really to the point it’s not even that fun anymore for me. Getting into a battle of wits with an unarmed man like you is really beyond me, but sometimes I like to slap around the low hanging fruit anyway. So, alas, I’m still here replying. It’s kinda funny that you have all this inside info, even down to Middle Management Kevin’s schedule, as a grandmother. But doubling down when confronted with your stupidity is an admirable trait some would say. I’m not some, but I do admire a dog returning to its vomit. See: me still replying to you, Kevin. But back to topic… I do have a few last questions. Does Dennis Barker just have a template he reverts back to whenever you all hire such a home run as in this “local” guy? Probably makes it easier with turnover the way it happens so often. Plus with the 15 people you all interviewed over a 1.5 month process… just makes it easier to plug and play the names. Does this new guy have the Madden acumen the last guy had? And has he taken a look around at the roster and realized he’s not in Georgia anymore, Toto? And how do you think he will respond to answering to the 514 people above him in the organizational flow chart? Thanks for taking time out of your day to answer, Kevin.

Especially considering they will do just like the coaches that put on a Lions pullover… they will run for the exits. Unless they take calculus. Then they will stay forever, fabulously.

I prefer my programs that do things the right way, Kevin. Ones that don’t hide behind the Lord, while casting lots in the synagogue parking lot. Read: hypocrites, as I’m sure that you aren’t the most adept at comprehension. Just like you pretending that a grandma, has a checklist, has photo from press conference for your newest and latest hire. All while talking about how fabulous a calculus teacher is in the classroom in the Cult. again, there’s a reason that coaches… in multiple sports, RUN from your school. And you can bet other coaches read this forum, and I hate to tell you… they talk. You’re doing nothing but adding to the lore of what a joke you are as a leader. But I am not banging that drum yet… as middle management being called a leader is rich. Not quite Bob rich… but alas still rich. I’ll let you get back to your cornbread, Grandma.