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Storm55 or TheKing... What is it they say, imitation is the finest form of flattery. Whoo! Brother, Slick Ric has been watching you pal and saw your act on here. Whether your in Roan Mountain, Tennessee or Charlotte, Whoo, North Carolina remember one thing... there's only one champ around here and you're reading him!!!!! Whoo! Now to my picks this week. Tennessee High beats Elizabethton. People on the hot seat? Nah, wait a second - if you even post something negative about Elizabethton on CoachT, the coaches will try to find out who you are and call you to the school and want to give you a lecture. I'll stop there. Whoo! Unaka dominates Grace Christian. Satterfield hasn't gotten his recruits yet. In two years, look out - I'm talkin Ezell here. He's gonna have the penthouse suite at the Knoxville Hilton. Look out! This week though, if the Rangers don't come out ready... watch Coach Ensor. He gets intense. Intense like my boy Steve Spurrier. Whoo! If the Rangers start to slip up any this season, Ensor will look like I did that day back in November when that boy wouldn't get out of the way and bumped into the Nature Boy's car. That's right, I pulled him out of his car, chopped him a few times and the next thing you know my mug shot is all over the net. He didn't show up in court, you know why? Because I'm Ric Flair. Diamonds are forever, and so is the Nature Boy. Back to the topic at hand... Hampton tops Jellico. This one will be so bad, I'd probably sleep through it if I wasn't helping Shawn Michaels and Hunter beat up some cheerleaders in Ohio this weekend. Cloudland versus Cosby. Storm, King, whatever you go by around here, you made so many Cosby people mad this summer, you know what to expect here. Whoo! Just be glad you're four horsemen material buddy. Happy Valley will beat West Greene. If the Warriors lose, they won't win a game the rest of the year.

For the last time, I'm not "The King". Whoo!

I think those boys down at the star need to write a story about that players only meeting Cloudland had a few weeks ago. Word has it that a petition is going around to remove Keith as Head Coach. A few coaches about walked out the other night, parents quit roles they've had for years on the sidelines. Changes need to be made or things are going to be ugly on the Mountain. Whoo!

I'm not the King. That's Harley Race, that's Jerry Lawler, that's a Roan Mountain weightlifting champion. I'm the Nature Boy. And let me tell you something eagle, all the women in Cosby love me. The men can pay homage to the champ. Whoo! Alcoa beats Maryville this week. Mark it down. Whoo! By the way, I'm from Charlotte, NC. No relation to that Cloudland fan.

Alcoa boy runs wild on Maryville this weekend. Whoo!

Curt Phillips = Future Conference USA star QB. He's the next Chad Pennington. He's the real deal. He's like comparing myself to Nikita Koloff, he's the man. Whoo! Phillips is gonna single-handedly beat the boys from Kingsport Thursday night. Diamonds are forever, and so is the Nature Boy. Thursday night the true diamond on the field will be Curt Phillips. South 21-18

Elizabethton = Space Mountain Science Hill = Tilt-A-Whirl Whoo!

So Quarles vs. Rankin huh? Whoo! The Nature Boy is excited about this one. The Rebels finally get some revenge on a coach who led his team to bigger and better rankings. Maryville fans, be prepared, because revenge will not come this season. Alcoa has something up their sleeves. The school knows it, the coaches know it, the team knows it... The News Sentinal and everybody else will know it after Friday night. Y'all know what I'm talkin about... Alcoa knocks off Maryville. Both teams win state titles. The small school gets the shaft at the end of the year in the state polls. Whoo!

Top 3: Rankin at Alcoa - The Man! Whoo! Quarles at Maryville - Football Coachin Son of a Gun! Whoo! My man at Oak Ridge, Whoo! Then... Mike Lunsford, Whoo!, an assistant coach at Hampton took Cloudland (with 208 students) to the promised land in 2001. His addition to the staff at Hampton immediately turned a 4-6 team on average into a state semi-final squad that year. This year he will lead Hampton to the semi's again. Whoo! Graham Clark, Dobyns-Bennett Greg Stubbs, Tennessee High - Whoo!

HAMPTON VS. JOHNSON COUNTY -- To be the man, you've gotta beat the man. Hampton couldn't cut the mustard a year ago. So until they beat the Longhorns, they're not the man! Whoo! JOHNSON COUNTY 24-12 UNAKA VS. HURLEY -- Another pipsqueak opponent for the Rangers. Coach Donald Ensor is gonna walk that aisle and style and profile while his pro-style offense racks up points like the Nature Boy wins World Titles! Whoo! UNAKA 77-2 SCIENCE HILL VS. ELIZABETHTON -- Tim Chambers brought up a good point today. Elizabethton wants to play all of the big dogs, but they're too scared to play a county school because they'd get their bells rung. I hope the Toppers beat them down like I beat down Dusty Rhodes. SCIENCE HILL 22-20 UNICOI VS. HAPPY VALLEY -- All the ladies in Erwin will be ready for Space Mountain after this one! UNICOI 33-12 CLOUDLAND VS. WEST GREENE -- Until the Highlanders get a coach that can call some plays, they're going to lose... lose... lose... WEST GREENE 50-to-Whoo!-0