Lewis County names new Coach

[Guest wallflower]

Who are you kidding......Demolition Dyer rocks!!!!!

[use2ball]

why don't you go to back to your garden and plant some flowers cause tennis is obviously not your subject. the only wall dyer will see is the one he will be leaning on 2 minutes after his match cause that's how long he will last out there.

[hunt4]

I think use2ball should be given a...a...a..BAD MARK for those awesome comeback's he's been giving.I mean come on go back to your garden man that's a "good" one.I just wish i was as talented as you.Have you had lesson's or is that a natural talent.....could you give me lessons

[hunt4]

Come on use2ball where is an awesome comeback.You've had 4 days.I would have thought that you could have given 20 by now.Maybe your thinkin about a really good one somethin like "go back to the woods and hunt" or somethin.I'm waiting...

[Guest]

Keltner will probably be a worse coach than fat daddy pounds. I look forward to showing "JONAH" up on the old tennis courts. I'll be the new tennis coach of LCHS after I show Keltner who his daddy is.

 

Everyone knows I have the fastest serve in Lewis County history, and that I'm better than anyone else on the team. They would be nothing without me.

 

-Rollie

[Guest]

I don't know who got on on my account but I did not right those things. I am the real fival94 and I don't think I'm the greatest. Eric Watson was the greatest. please don't get on my account whoever you are!!!!!!!

[use2ball]

sorry it took me so long, me and pete sampras were going

over some drills in Spain. but seriously, with a user name like hunt4 you must be a redneck deer hunter like all the other hicks in lewis county. its almost turkey season, so i guess i won't hear from you for a while.

[hunt4]

yes use2ball while all us redneck hicks are getting ready for turkey season our championship tennis team is getting prepared for the big day(27).the match of the century took place today with swift racket perkins vs demolition dyer.as of now the match is still taking place with the score 30 30.this could be an all nighter.us redneck hicks dont have many computers so we dont get to post very much.i am a lucky redneck because my best bud david french has a computer and he lets me use it.he's one bad redneck so i wouldnt be talkin too much about rednecks.last year he hit someone so hard he broke his neck(actually he jumped off a bridge into 6 inches of water and landed on his head).so you better watch out.

[Guest irishman94]

demolition dyer wound up dominating Swift Racket Perkins 8-0 as a game score. Perkins was holding back though. I think he was just trying to get on a lower seat so he could play easy people.

[ODB]

I heard dat Coach K has recruited legendary player and coach Tommy "Tha Fuhrer" Fuhrman as another coaching assistant. Any truth to dat?