OLD PIRATE

Old Pirate says scheduling is often a mixed bag with occasional powder puff match ups. Fact of the matter that became too much of the norm with scheduling Jailhouse High. As fer scheduling, OP ain’t atall sure, but on a normal 10 game season, the Pirates generally play higher classification teams. OP says there is a HEEP of a difference in a skirmish and a battle. Skillet heads knowds the difference between a mad skillet slinger and aa angry skillet slinger with arm cocked with a frying pan. One is a skirmish & the other requires a fox hole. Weak scheduling skirmishes does little to prepare for getting hit in the mouth type battles. Occasionally the need to fill an open spot with team of warm bodies to build depth. TTP, you kinfolke fellers can easily relate to that. The Captain mercy ruled the warriors fer years, leading to schedule upgrade in completion! LOPAO

Old Pirate says the sky ain’t falling over the Speedway. The Peach fuzz Pirate ship mates need to work on keeping the gun powder dry, stop the foolish penalties and defend THE PITT. Should be a dandy!

Well, Help My Time! Old Pirate says a couple of Jailhouse High kinfolkes snuck out of hiding. Fayetteville City continues to be their on worse enemy with annual external distractions when they need to develop a solid non-political identity. The area is a honey hole of talent once properly tapped. The jailhouse kinfolkes are riding a tidal wave heading towards an expected crest of talent. If the battle tested city players can eliminate big scoring plays by Picket, they have a chance. OP says the powder puff schedule by the warriors did nothing to prepare them fer getting hit in the mouth for 4 quarters. Kinfolkes win!

Hoss man, Old Pirate says theys a HEEP of skillet heads been spreading fake news bout RD. Roy opted fer a 5 year special operations reenlistment. Ignore this mess RD being dust, per the latest morris code message, he has another year at least. Best to take heed from Great Gran Pappy advise on putting liar tables & (TNTBSUS) Try Not To Be So Ugly Shops jabber being more than mess! OP pert near feels lost nows them Jasperlites done gone subterranean and ole Roy’s co-ordinance is guarded. As fer the Pirates’ fued come Friday, that 1st Earholing they got from OS hopefully will pay dividends come cold weather. The Pirates gots to prepare fer tough choppy waters this year, going to be rough ride and need to hang on & ride it out!

Old Pirate jest joined a couple of old timers fer lunch, and 1 who personally witnessed the 1st game. The filmed game was ugly, fer sure! The young pirates, to date haven’t earned the Power “P” recognition. Theys a HEEP of work, personal & team attitude / discipline that needs immediate correction. Preparation this week is going to be tough due to heat / humidity. Hopefully the team will look in the mirror daily & decide to improve quickly. The team goal remains the same. GO PIRATES

Old Pirate says congratulations to the Bobcats on the big win. The Pirates have a lot of work and growing up to do but the season is young. The young Pirates did show grit and their potential on the third quarter drive. Inexperience and youth were glaringly obvious for the majority of the feud.

Old Pirate is wondering, what is your teams record the last 10 years?

Old Pirate says the Pirate ship has a HEEP of peach fuzz youngons. OS has an advantage from that vantage point + playing at home. Figure them Bobcat folkes is sure nuff is expecting to send the Pirates back south with great big “L”. Ifin the Pirates has any advantage atoll, the players in Orange&Black put in many days battling last year’s 15-0 team. Pert near sure theys got toughened up from the daily earholings last year. OP says the Pirates bring home the bacon Friday.

Dad Burnit ST, dids we earhole or get earholed?

Hate to hear this Youngon gone, RIP.

Yous sures???? Old Pirate says Morse code messages say different! OP ain’t jest joking neither!

Old Pirate met a feller @ a local eatery from New Jersey & now living up on Kimball Highlands. This new comer to the area had words of phrase fer the Pirates and the SP supporters and stated he hasn’t missed a home earholing game since his arrival 3 years ago and regularly follows basketball. The Skillet Slinger’s weekly visit to the TNTBSUS (TryingNotToBeSoUglyShop) fer you youngons usually is a great source of Pirate chatter. Obviously there is lots of interests in becoming part of The Speedway successes from track,baseball & football along with the youth football football. The New Jersey feller was really interested in the youth football program. Old Pirate did some digging & discovered SP youth football don’t even play in the valley anymore and has joined a larger organization in North Alabama. Leastways, SP sports is setting the bar higher, which is great fer all.

Dad dad Burnit OB, Old Pirate never seen this mess coming. Politicians can &?typically do create a mess. Sounds like the school system needs an overhaul. Regards to the true Cherokee supporters.

Old Pirates all over wondering about any off season scrimmages?

“Lack at the Top”, Old Pirate says Jasper has the swinging door coach syndrome. Every poor showing results in the ditching of Rose Colored Glasses. Jasper’s best coach in decades was Pruitt, a Legend below the border is based on success and consistency. Coach Starkey should do good, he was taught by Vic. Leastways, he got away from that Puke Purple! Figure coaching all that Puke Purple would surely cause nausea sometimes on Friday night. That should be applauded fer sure! LOPAO

You jailhouse kinfolkes is commical. Jasper could once make yous claim. But theys been a HEEP of moons since KC & the Sunshine Band. Has you kinfolkes started tything yet?

Last Old Pirate knowd, Jailhouse High needs to start tything to pay off the 30K uh for not playing not just once, But twice in the same year. Did you kinfolkes ever collect tithes to pay Pruitt what you owed him from his 1st tour round the Jailhouse? LOPWOAO

Whose Daddy is Marion? Old Pirate asking fer a friend.

LOPAO, Earholing the Warriors was always a joy, actually playing them became too many mercy rules.

LOPWOAO, Got Old Pirate a wondering, Jasper ain’t been Nobody’s daddy since KC jumped ship. Figure them Rose Colored glasses done been located again!

Old Pirate totally agrees! But them jailhouse high kinfolkes knowds this is last real chance fer a long spell. Figure all the eggs is in this group.

Old Pirate says Jailhouse High hasn’t had the physical ability to matchup in smash mouth Fueding in a long spell. They’ll need far more than they got to matchup physically. The Marion County Park Camp Ground is a nice addition, so who knows how many teepees will popup there?

Old Pirate says The Marion County Park is getting an upgrade, cause Jailhouse High needs addresses fer futeball players. Figure warriors likes teepees! YepReconSo! Old Pirate ain’t jest joking neither!

Fellers, Old Pirate ain't much of a bat toter fan, but heard tale bout coaches not having clue bout rules. Leastways, is them youngons done fer now?

Old Pirate drifted by practice last week with helmet & shoulder pads, is there in live scrimmaging scheduled this spring? Gots to be a HEEP youth with peach fuzz out there. YepReconSo