You are absolutely right, soccer mom! However, I would really like to hear your green tinted view of what happened.
Cheerboy (oh, that's a good one, if I DO say so myself...since that's what you do),
I like to talk trash as much as anybody, but you don't really want to hear my version of it...sho nuff...'cause I saw every bit of it. If, after a lot of thought, you really do wanna know, though, why don't you just drive yo 'better-than-us self' up to the game next Saturday and look me up. That way I can tell you to your face. I been wantin' to meet you anyway.
And don't forget to bring a soccer ball. Maybe I'll 'kick it' for you. Holla.
What's wrong with being a cheerleader? Unfortunately, I wont be able to make the game. I am gonna watch my team, Northeast! Plus, i am kinda scared of angry rednecks who meet high school kids via the internet and want to meet face to face. CREEPY!!!! I see DatelineNBC in your future, buddy. Should be a good matchup though. Maybe no one will get a broken nose in this one.