Coaching is easy. Pick the team, scrimmage a few times then get on the bus. Buy a Joe Piscapo coaching book
Complain about not having good enough players
Have some good excuses-my best player is sick, my kids don't listen to me, the gym is to dark, etc.
tell all we are rebuilding
act like you care
collect your check
bingo-you just had a great season coaching and if it was for lack of talent you would have be coach of the year