dat dare whipersnapper dude sportswriter is at lots of them games them boys are fast and quick like a greasy pig and they have a dude chambers who can far it up from anywhere and he is fine as frog hair and that litle man collins is like a waterbug quicker than a rabbit being chased by a hunner and jones is big as dat dare paul bunyan and dim youngens cline, dude arnold, guess, mcinturff and ole hoseyclaw are pert near goodins and fans come our of dim hollars and stir you down get da picure