Bart

I swer I'll be the first one sittin in them bleachers at the Jewel Field Friday night. I love them tigers. I'll be buyin me an extra tall mtn. dew for this one fellers. I hear them injuns are comin back to Jewel field? Ole Lamby better have em a bunch of bows and arrows to tame Fitzgerald. Lamby's a good'n, but Fizgerald is the best coach in the land. I'm gonna buy that Meadows feller a mtn dew when he runs all over the field behind them big ole lineman. Maybe Swaffuuurd will throw him a td pass to ole Huck--Bee. What kind of name is Huck--bee? i dont know, but that boy is good. Yall think that Blevins boy would take a picture with ole Bart after the game? That feller is a good'n....

Can one of yuns tell that Swafford boy that I got sum mircle Jack Daniels that he can pour on that leg and it’ll fix er right up? We need that little feller to beat them Rebels. them rebels better use some razzle dazzle wazzle to score on ole Fitzgerald’s defense. Them linebackers led by Blevins and Grant are sumthin serous. I swer that Fitzgerald feller could coach Hellen Keller to play the banjo. Him and that Cameron feller are the best coaches this side of the Hiwassee. TRUTH

I'll tell you what mr. BLACKMON. I'm so dang proud of being a Tiger i cant see straight. Ive been blind in one eye for 30 years due to straight TIGER PRIDE. Well... that and when my ex wife through some mulch in my eye. She got er a slappin' for that one lemme tell you.

I ‘pologize Mister Organ Block. Never been the best speller

You fellers are putting up some good reading material fer this feller Bart. I swer Fitzgerald’s gonna be eatin some of that Pittsburgh cornbread on the sidelines. I tried to get that Swafford boy down to the Hiwassee river so I could help him practice sinkin boats. Heard we’s Gonna try to sink a boat Friday? i reckon that Swafford boy’s too busy resting his cannon. I bet I could get that Meadows boy out here though

I am the biggest meigs fan this side of the Hiwassee river lemme tell you Mr. Yeti. I could talk all day about the tigers. Sometimes i wonder if you are really a yeti. i swer I saw a yeti one time outside of my shack and that thing sure didn't look like it could use a computer.

My cuzin in Decatur told me Fitzgerald feller is taking them Tigers down into the Sequatchie Valley. Is he being serious? I swer that Fitzgerald feller is the best schedule-er in the land. Those pirate dudes are gonna help us play better. Last time i went that far down in that valley i went to that darn cornbread festival. I swear my ex wife put on 300 pounds at that festival. Are yuns selling cornbread at the game? I swear we needa feed that Swafford feller some cornbread when he puts the tigers on his back. TRUTH

HORSES? there gonna be some horses at the game? i aint gonna lie fellers i had some bad memories with some horses. Last time i tried to feed my horse it kicked me where the sun dont shine. i didnt walk right for a week. you think them englewood fellers gonna play with some horses tonight? i aint worried. Fitzgeralds gonna let that Cameron feller unleash the fire power tonight. That Cameron feller's the best play caller this side of the Hiwassee river. TRUTH.

Sitting here with my cuzin from Ten Mile. He said he thinks those Engle--wood fellers will win tomorrow night. I bout slapped him as hard as i slapped my ex-wife when she set my shack on fire. He really dont know that our Fitzgerald feller is the best coach in the land. What're they feeding these fellers in Ten Mile?

I'll tell you what Mr. Goat that Fitzgerald feller has the best staff this side of the Hiwassee river. He's even got the Davis feller out there coaching. That feller is a legend out here in Big Springs. He got 3 rings bigger than some of the crawdads I caught yesterday. TRUTH

I'll tell you what Mr. TURU, you meet me halfway on the bridge and i'll buy an extra DEW just fer you. we can do some discussion on some football names. Them feller names like MEADOWS AND PECK AND IRVIN AND BLEVENS AND MORRISON AND THOMPSON AND TYRONE JENKINS I got so much luv for them TIGGERS I could talk all day while im fishing for crawdads in the crick in BIG SPRINGS. I oughta take ole Fitzgerald fishing for crawdads i bet he would love it

I swer that Fitzgerald feller is gonna pound them doods from the englewood. i bet he lets that Meadows feller run the rock. I remember that Meadows feller's daddy was the best player on this side of the Hiwassee river. The little Meadows is a ball player let me tell you. I bet ole Fitzgerald will use that Swafford boy as a decoy this week. Meadows gonna run all over Englewood. That Swafford boy can rest his cannon. Them tiger fellers will be flying high when they walk through that John Pride Gate this week. I might have to cross over the river to the 58 shortstop and get me a mountain dew to watch this one