cascadehomer

Webb has a good quarterback, a great wide receiver and a very good running back -with a good line… I think Smash Mouth football beats them, however. They don’t have much depth and they probably are not in great condition. But, if Cornersville tries to match them skill for skill, they lose. You got to hit those pretty boys in the mouth.

Meanwhile, the champions had players sitting out - and the coaching Staff did not specifically game plan for Webb -at all. I don’t disagree that it will be a long season and that is why I’m stepping away because my poor liver won’t hold up if I’m too invested in this year‘s team -rather, I’m going to come back next season and watch this group be competing for first place -after taking their lumps this season…

The Rockets would have also been 0-10– it’s a murderous schedule… This year they have several big-time D1 recruits

OK, you brought me back for another post… Until your team actually gets a win over the Cascade champions, you should probably remain silent…

Cascade lost nearly 20 Seniors and their top returning player. It’s a rebuild year. I’m too old for a rebuild year and so I’m out & I bid you all adieu & a doo doo for you, General.

i.t. guy must be a black dude with a history book-back of the line for you, my friend.

Sure, generally three star athletes who work hard, can make a difference in the win/lost column and often can play some college ball…

Hmm idk i’ve never hyped a single player that did not at least make all region if he is referring to my K. Hill comment, it was truthful but maybe you had to be there-maybe the kid is colorblind!

No, I wouldn’t think so. I have an incredible amount of both humility and self-awareness and I just can’t see it.

I’ve noticed that as well.

Eagleville backed out bc we couldn’t guarantee K. Hill would respect their Qb’s white jersey…They chose the safe route vs Chapel Hill instead…

I was crying out for help-luckily my Champs will roll in this season’s matchup (once again)

We may have a game shaping up, champions with drastic improvement from scrimmage one to scrimmage two

Were I capable of normal human emotions, I can almost imagine that this comment would be hurtful. Besides, I’m not a terrible person, just your normal run-of-the-mill sociopath. I exist in a perpetual state of anhedonia-the only exception is Friday night victories over Forrest. Of note, This will be the CascadeHomer 3rd annual fagot-burning post-victory celebration. I pre-arrange 50 fagots-symbolizing your Rockets,-and we light them based on points scored—2 seasons ago I thought we were going to call the fire department— & I felt happy for the first time since the September night in 1968 when I gutted a man as if he was a fish. I was wearing green at the time, so they ruled my actions legal in case there are any legalist amongst us. I was just doing my job, I just happened to really love my job. Now, there is one Friday night per year, where I get the chance to get that feeling again… PS, the afternoon bottle of wine was a great suggestion!

Honest mistake

lol

Many of you have reached out to me regarding my grandson’s pole-vaulting mishap to check on how he’s doing so I thought I’d just make a public statement. Tell your Wags that He’s fine, disappointed in his 12th place finish though — I told him that being a Homer is both a blessing and a curse-(all blessing according to Mrs. Homer)

Hill was injured last season

Coach Palmher will have his hands full but I’m guessing Watertown will be a little worse than they were last season-successful debut 24-17 Rockets

I was told wrong -heads will roll!

Oh ok-Petty though right?

I think both teams will score more points in this season’s matchup. MC with a new-but still big/strong Senior QB -plus the mean #45 hoss will be asking too much for the young Cascade defense to contain-especially being the 1st game of the season in a hostile environment. Cascade has the probable DPOTY in Junior Kaden Hill-think the former Forrest player M. Wilson with a tad more size & speed & the same great nose for the ball -but too many weak spots currently-several scrimmages coming soon- hopefully they can tighten things up—49-21 MC if they played today.

lol

You tricked me into clicking on one of your posts-guess we are even-it won’t happen again!

1. Marion 2. Cascade 2. Forrest 2. F.C. 5. Cannon County