If there is one thing in this world I can do, it is spit. I must warn everyone however, that the spittin' techniques I teach are not to be attempted at home. I am a trained professional with many years experience. I've seen thick spit, thin spit, clear spit, colored spit, fine misty spit, and long streamy spit. I seen spit happen while talking, and spit that just leaks at the corners of the mouth. Oh, I imagine that tomorrow's game might require some serious spittin' before it's through. It's a shame that we don't have more time to practice the boys. Spittin on the dogs, right between the eyes, is good practice. As long as Mom does not catch you....