Slick Rick

As Slick Rick stated earlier, the "messy" conditions should not affect Slick Rick and The Crusader Nation. Did anyone from Friendship get those petitions put up in the restroom? Did the Friendship staff take care of the padded toilet seat? As cold as it is going to be tommorrow night, a padded seat will feel much better than a hard, cold one. Slick Rick and the entire Crusader Nation is pumped out being in the quarterfinals. Did anyone from The Crusader Nation get Slick Caleb Skogen's hair cut? Slick Rick WILL NOT look at that mess again. It looks terrible. Slick Rick says MO$$$Y WILL be on display tommorrow night. Slick Rick says zonepirate WILL be on display tommorrow night. Slick Rick says Little Gutty Gary WILL be on display tommorrow night. Slick Rick says Geno WILL be on display tommorrow night. Slick Rick may not be dropping any dueces tommorrow night. If it quirts out instead of squeezes, is it still considered a duece? Slick Rick says Slick Rick's Crusaders are ready for The Mud Bowl. Slick Rick says Slick Rick may try to drop a duece on the field. If it is really muddy, no one would be able to tell. Rest assured though, if Slick Rick's Crusaders get beat, Slick Rick WILL drop a gigantic duece on the Commanders field. Slick Rick's Crusaders will just have to do the best they can. If Slick Rick finds Little Gutty Gary, he will BOW down to Slick Rick at this game. Slick Rick needs to try some of that new stuff, "Zelnorm." Has anyone seen that advertised?

Slick Rick says Slick PUJO's Hamton team will win by more if Davis can't play.

Slick Rick is glad Slick Pasture is back over here on these boards. It is football season Slick Pasture, please don't start looking ahead to the other sport, The Crusader Nation has made so popular. Slick Rick wants to know how Slick Pasture is getting to the game? Slick Pasture could you be so kind to look into getting the elder Skogen a haircut from Great Clips? Slick Rick does not mind to pay for it, if Slick Pasture will convince Slick Caleb to get his hair cut like Slick Rick's. See if you can take care of this Slick Pasture. Slick Pasture, when Slick Rick was in Lebanon earlier this week, the field didn't look great. Slick Rick is assuming it has gotten worse the last few days. Slick Pasture, Slick Rick has asked the Friendship faithful to install some padded toilet seats for the Crusader Nation to use as well. Slick Pasture, the entire Crusader Nation must come together for this game. Slick Rick feels like this game can best be described like one of Slick Rick's favorite Bible stories of David and Goliath. Does Slick Pasture agree with Slick Rick's presumption that this is what this game is like?

Slick Rick says, Slick Geno, when will you learn that Coach Beard DOES NOT call the offensive plays? Coach Beard is the faculty rep from the school. Coach Slick Skogen calls ALL the offensive plays. Slick Geno should know by now that Slick Rick knows what Slick Rick is talking about. Slick Rick went to Lebanon a few days ago and spyed on Friendship's practice. Slick Rick is still laughing that Slick Rick was there incognito and no one noticed. Slick Rick had to use Slick Rick's nice pair of binnoculars because Slick Rick didn't want to get to close. Slick Geno would you like to ride the pep bus to the game? Slick Rick insists that you come to the game. Slick Rick has an extra Temple sweatshirt Slick Geno can wear. Slick Rick has arranged for Friendship to have nice temporary petitions put up in the bathroom, along with a padded toilet seat. Slick Rick says it is going to be messy out there and it is going to be tough on Slick Rick's Crusaders in those conditions. Hopefully it will be a really good game.

Don't make Slick Rick and the entire Nation come up there on you. Slick Rick won't cut you any slack. Slick Rick will make your head look like a bobble head doll. Slick Rick thinks you will have a good game, but there is no need for you to challenge Slick Rick. Slick Rick says goodluck on the game, Slick Coalfield is going to need it.

Slick Pasture, Slick Rick wants to know what on earth you are doing over here on these boards? Slick Rick thinks Slick Pasture must get Slick Pasture's mind on the task at hand. Slick Pasture come on back over in the football thread.

Slick Rick says CYJacket should listen to Slick PUJO, otherwise Slick PUJO may drop a duece on CYJacket's chest at the game. Slick Rick was told that Slick PUJO will drop people with one punch and then while they are down he will drop a duece on their chest. Slick PUJO is a pleasant person until Slick PUJO is provoked. Slick Rick says Slick PUJO knows his football and everyone should listen. Slick Rick still believes that big offensive unit for Hampton will make the difference in the game. Coalfield relies on Brandon Davis and Slick Rick feels like Slick PUJO's Hampton team will take him away. Davis is a good running back, but it is pretty tough to run when Slick PUJO's bulldogs are standing over the top of you. Slick Rick says Slick PUJO's team WILL win the game. Slick Coalfield is probably going home after the game, just like Slick Rick's Crusaders are predicted.

Slick Rick says Gofish12 should be there with the Crusader Nation pulling for Temple. Slick Rick's Crusaders are going to have their hands full, especially in those conditions. The playing surface has to look worse than it did a few days ago when Slick Rick observed practice. Slick Rick says GoFish12 needs to look into the elder Skogen getting his hair cut before coming tomorrow night. It is embarrassing to the Crusader Nation to have such a fine young man wear his hair like a girl. Slick Rick says find him, take him to Great Clips and put it on Slick Rick's tab. Slick Rick does not mind to pay for the young lad a haircut like Slick Rick's. Just get him over there and get this taken care of please. Slick Rick says everyone needs to be focused and ready to go. Kickoff is in 29 hours and 2 minutes.

Slick Rick is going to make sure the Crusaders are not overlooking a beast of a team in Friendship. Slick Rick gave Slick Rick's Crusaders the things Slick Rick gathered from watching practice on Tuesday. Slick Rick hopes it helped Slick Rick's Crusaders get a win. Slick Rick saw a few new wrinkles from Friendship that Slick Rick has not noticed in film. Hopefully giving Temple a heads up on the new wrinkles will help. Slick Rick would also like to know if the temporary petitions in the bathroom have been installed yet? Slick Rick and all of the Crusader Nation are use to the facilities at Finley Stadium in Chattanooga. Slick Rick was wandering if it was possible to have someone from possumtown install a padded toilet seat for Slick Rick's comfort. Comfort as you know is very important if one is having problems. Slick Rick and the entire Crusader Nation would greatly appreciate Friendship putting a padded toilet seat on the toilet that has the temporary petition walls around them. Slick Rick tried to go in the bathroom on Tuesday to check out the accomodations, but it was locked.

Goosevol and Kingbrian, Slick Rick is trying to help you two out. Slick PUJO told Slick Rick that Slick PUJO was going to drop a duece on Slick Goosevol and Slick Kingbrian. Slick PUJO said these two guys both think they are slick. Slick Rick says Slick PUJO's Bulldogs still win the game in the mud. Those big hog mollys up front will make the difference.

Slick Rick loves those messy ones. Possumtowner, Slick Rick and The Crusader Nation should fit right in with your mess.

Slick Rick says if the zonepirate thinks that field is going to be a sloppy situation, zonepirate may want to stay out of the restroom. LOL! Slick Rick and Slick Rick's followers from the Crusader Nation better wear waterproof boots. The conditions sound like they are going to be like walking on a sponge. Slick Rick and the Crusader Nation are anxiously awaiting departure for Lebanon. The game is drawing near, only 34 hours, 20 minutes until game time.

Slick Rick says that Slick PUJO IS going to drop a duece on Kingbrian and goosevol. Slick PUJO is going to be at the game. Slick Rick thinks Slick PUJO's Bulldogs will win the game against the most overrated team in 1A. Slick Rick says go ahead PUJO and get em!

Slick Rick is not missing in action. Slick Rick is on here and sees that MO$$$Y and Gut Wrench have been talking smack. Slick Rick came to practice on Tuesday. Slick Rick was the guy standing next to the athletic complex with the binoculars. Slick Rick had never been to Friendship, but Slick Rick was impressed with that complex. The weightroom with glass looking out was really nice. Slick Rick also thought the Commanders painting on the visitors fieldhouse looked nice. Slick Rick saw a few things that are probably new wrinkles in the playbook this week, so hopefully this will give Slick Rick's Crusaders a little help. Slick Rick says that Gut Wrench is probably trying to copy Slick Rick. Slick Rick was at Temple's practice on Monday and today and there were no visitors. Slick Rick saw several people at Friendship on Tuesday that appeared to be watching practice. Slick Rick figures that most of them were probably dads of players.

Slick Rick will never bow down young man. Slick Rick has people bowing down to Slick Rick. Slick Rick and The Crusader Nation will try to pull Slick Rick's Crusaders to the win.

Slick Rick's Crusaders game with Unaka this season was really loud with Unaka's 10 fans.

Slick Rick and Slick PUJO were talking on CoachT late last night. Slick Rick appreciates CYJacket being concerned. CYJacket, email Slick Rick your number so Slick Rick can call and give and get updates on Friday. Slick Rick's email is as follows. SlicRicRicardo@yahoo.com

Slick Rick says you are exactly right about the LB Slick Steelman. Josh Smith is the best LB in 1A football. Slick Rick thinks he will play at the next level. Does Slick Steelman agree that Smith can play at a higher level?

Slick Rick says Friendship will win the state if they beat Slick Rick's Crusaders on Friday. Slick Rick is hoping Friendship is overlooking Slick Rick's Crusaders. Slick Rick's Crusaders are trying to work hard, but today could be a wash with the weather being so bad. Slick Rick noticed that Friendship had a very spirited practice yesterday. Slick Rick is not going to practice again today because of the forecast. Slick Rick's Crusaders are going to have to play almost perfect from what Slick Rick witnessed yesterday. Slick Rick was impressed with the mechanics of Friendship's QB. That kid doesn't get as much press as he should. The TE (Teeter) #18 I believe is also a very fine looking prospect. From what Slick Rick saw, it will be tough. Slick Rick is informing Coach Skogen on some things to prepare for this week.

Slick PUJO, did Mrs. Slick PUJO get mad at Slick PUJO last night for being up so late? Slick Rick figured she may be like the rest of women and be very irritable at her Slick Man for being up that late.

Slick Rick says Slick MO$$Y needs to come to Lebanon on Friday. Slick Rick will publish Slick MO$$Y's name at Friendship if Slick MO$$Y is a no show. Slick Rick will either be wearing Slick Rick's gray Temple sweatshirt or a black hooded type sweatshirt. The other one that is not being worn can be reserved for MO$$$Y, Gut Wrench Gary, Geno or Zonepirate. Does anyone have any info on the restroom and concession stand, and bleacher situation at Friendship? Slick Rick knows that additional bleachers need to be installed to accomodate Slick Rick's entire following of the Sader Nation. The restrooms need to have the temporary petitions put up between the toilets and urinals and the concession stand needs to have plenty of hot chocolate. It could be cold and rainy. These things MUST be taken care of to help accomodate your visitors from Slick Rick's Crusaders. Slick Rick gets more excited the closer to kickoff it gets. Kickoff is only 52 hours, 48 minutes and 10 seconds away. Slick Rick noticed that Friendship had a very spirited practice yesterday. Slick Rick is not going to practice again today because of the forecast. Slick Rick's Crusaders are going to have to play almost perfect from what Slick Rick witnessed yesterday. Slick Rick was impressed with the mechanics of Friendship's QB. That kid doesn't get as much press as he should. The TE (Teeter) #18 I believe is also a very fine looking prospect. From what Slick Rick saw, it will be tough. Slick Rick is informing Coach Skogen on some things to prepare for this week.

Slick MO$$$Y, Slick Rick wishes you guys would have won the game. Slick Rick saw the film and you guys had them until they broke that long run. If only Slick MO$$$Y's tigers could have gotten those extra points. Slick Rick thinks Slick MO$$$Y's tigers will be back strong next season though. Slick Rick wants to know if Slick MO$$$Y will be coming to Lebanon to meet up with Slick Rick and the rest of the Sader Nation on Friday?

Slick Rick says Seth Skogen should win. If Seth could get his elder brother to get a haircut like Slick Rick's, he may attract more votes. Skogen is a dominating football player.

Slick Rick says Goodpasture will probably win, but it will be a good game.