You might be a good wrestler.......

[RMC]

You Might Be a Good Wrestler

By Ross Copeland

 

I have a theory on what makes a great wrestler.

 

Most people feel a wrestler’s abilities lies with what kind of wrestler his dad was. You know, well his dad was state champion so he ought to be pretty good too. But….(you knew there would be a but didn’t you)…….here is where my theory is different. I think to evaluate the potential ability of a young wrestler you need to look at the tenacity of the mom.

 

If your mom is sweet and kind and makes cookies and brownies, everyone loves her, and she has never made any waves…..your wrestling future isn’t looking to bright.

 

Now….on the other hand if your mom fits one of the following categories:

 

If you have one of those moms that your dad frequently says “son…just do what mom says to do and it’ll be allot easier on the both of us.” .........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your Mom is the kind that can give one of those Medusa looks that can turn mortal men to stone.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If you hear other dads say now Timmy’s is really nice, but you sure as heck don’t want to cross his mom. .........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom is the kind that would grab what ever part of the body she could and drag you home whipping you while mumbling under her breath .........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever whipped the neighbor’s kid just because he needed it.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever snatched you up and beat your butt because you threw a tantrum when you lost and then beat you again when you got home.......you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever called your dad or coach an idiot because he picked down instead of neutral.....you might be a good wrestler.

 

When you've got your opponent on his back, if your mom ever yelled "SHORT TIME HONEY CRANK IT" from the stands.....you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever ran out on the mat during a tournament because the timer didn't start the clock and then insisted on taking over the clock duties.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom downloaded the state brackets from the web the day they were posted and is working out the team points and is worried.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever kicked you out of the kitchen because you were 0.2 over…….you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever yelled “KICK HIS ######” from the stands……you might be a good wrestler.

 

If a kid that beat you ever apologized to your mom for beating you…….you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom let you use her head gear because you couldn’t find yours……..you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever cost the team points for “Flagrant Misconduct” ……..you might be a good wrestler.

[HeadthrowConexion]

you might be a good wrestler if your mom named you Courtney or Kelly. You would be tough anyway.

[Guest 171Bartlett]

*****If you have one of those moms that your dad frequently says son just do what mom says to do and it'll be allot easier on the both of us.” .........you might be a good wrestler.

 

**If your Mom is the kind that can give one of those Medusa looks that can turn mortal men to stone.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

***If you hear other dads say now Timmy's is really nice, but you sure as heck don't want to cross his mom. .........you might be a good wrestler.

 

***When you've got your opponent on his back, if your mom ever yelled "SHORT TIME HONEY CRANK IT" from the stands.....you might be a good wrestler.

 

***If your mom ever ran out on the mat during a tournament because the timer didn't start the clock and then insisted on taking over the clock duties.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

***If your mom downloaded the state brackets from the web the day they were posted and is working out the team points and is worried.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

Love it!

[Reb Wrestler]

Well my mom fits in 6 of the categories, but i dont know if that makes me a good wrestler haha. (good stuff)

[humphreyssm]

QUOTE(RMC @ Feb 6 2007 - 09:44 PM) 826361053[/snapback]

You Might Be a Good Wrestler

By Ross Copeland

 

I have a theory on what makes a great wrestler.

 

Most people feel a wrestler’s abilities lies with what kind of wrestler his dad was. You know, well his dad was state champion so he ought to be pretty good too. But….(you knew there would be a but didn’t you)…….here is where my theory is different. I think to evaluate the potential ability of a young wrestler you need to look at the tenacity of the mom.

 

If your mom is sweet and kind and makes cookies and brownies, everyone loves her, and she has never made any waves…..your wrestling future isn’t looking to bright.

 

Now….on the other hand if your mom fits one of the following categories:

 

If you have one of those moms that your dad frequently says “son…just do what mom says to do and it’ll be allot easier on the both of us.” .........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your Mom is the kind that can give one of those Medusa looks that can turn mortal men to stone.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If you hear other dads say now Timmy’s is really nice, but you sure as heck don’t want to cross his mom. .........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom is the kind that would grab what ever part of the body she could and drag you home whipping you while mumbling under her breath .........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever whipped the neighbor’s kid just because he needed it.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever snatched you up and beat your butt because you threw a tantrum when you lost and then beat you again when you got home.......you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever called your dad or coach an idiot because he picked down instead of neutral.....you might be a good wrestler.

 

When you've got your opponent on his back, if your mom ever yelled "SHORT TIME HONEY CRANK IT" from the stands.....you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever ran out on the mat during a tournament because the timer didn't start the clock and then insisted on taking over the clock duties.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom downloaded the state brackets from the web the day they were posted and is working out the team points and is worried.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever kicked you out of the kitchen because you were 0.2 over…….you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever yelled “KICK HIS ######” from the stands……you might be a good wrestler.

 

If a kid that beat you ever apologized to your mom for beating you…….you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom let you use her head gear because you couldn’t find yours……..you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever cost the team points for “Flagrant Misconduct” ……..you might be a good wrestler.

 

 

absolutly perfect!

[Herm]

Ross, I am both married and the father of two reasonably successful high school wrestlers, and I can unequivocally confirm that you are correct.

[Trouble Maker]

QUOTE(Herm @ Feb 7 2007 - 08:26 AM) 826361671[/snapback]

Ross, I am both married and the father of two reasonably successful high school wrestlers, and I can unequivocally confirm that you are correct.

 

 

What if your dad can't beat a woman in a drinking contest like BCB. He, from reports inside the party at state duals, was drunk under the table by a couple of women. What a sad day for the Catholic school when one of it's prodigal sons says"no mas".

[bear cat brown]

QUOTE(Trouble Maker @ Feb 7 2007 - 09:36 AM) 826361750[/snapback]

What if your dad can't beat a woman in a drinking contest like BCB. He, from reports inside the party at state duals, was drunk under the table by a couple of women. What a sad day for the Catholic school when one of it's prodigal sons says"no mas".

 

 

 

Trouble Maker, a drinking contest ? No No no no. I did enjoy several pepsi's and stimulating conversation with a couple of The Baylor school for Boys and Girls Moms. But it turned out way different than your version. Raider76 would you like to comment on the outcome ? I did however have a massive sugar headache and tummy ache for several days following, but finally am at full speed. And one last thing, I ain't bi-lingual and would never use those words to a couple of skirts from the Baylor School for the Boys and Girls

 

bcb

[hrdcrwrestler]

Stephanie, I think they have fugured you and lisa out!!!

[humphreyssm]

QUOTE(hrdcrwrestler @ Feb 7 2007 - 11:54 AM) 826361887[/snapback]

Stephanie, I think they have fugured you and lisa out!!!

 

 

sounds like us to a "t"!

[harry thornton]

QUOTE(Trouble Maker @ Feb 7 2007 - 08:36 AM) 826361750[/snapback]

What if your dad can't beat a woman in a drinking contest like BCB. He, from reports inside the party at state duals, was drunk under the table by a couple of women. What a sad day for the Catholic school when one of it's prodigal sons says"no mas".

 

 

You got bad info. BCB was the hero. We had to carry him out (victoriously on our shoulders of course)

[harry thornton]

QUOTE(RMC @ Feb 6 2007 - 07:44 PM) 826361053[/snapback]

You Might Be a Good Wrestler

By Ross Copeland

 

I have a theory on what makes a great wrestler.

 

Most people feel a wrestler’s abilities lies with what kind of wrestler his dad was. You know, well his dad was state champion so he ought to be pretty good too. But….(you knew there would be a but didn’t you)…….here is where my theory is different. I think to evaluate the potential ability of a young wrestler you need to look at the tenacity of the mom.

 

If your mom is sweet and kind and makes cookies and brownies, everyone loves her, and she has never made any waves…..your wrestling future isn’t looking to bright.

 

Now….on the other hand if your mom fits one of the following categories:

 

If you have one of those moms that your dad frequently says “son…just do what mom says to do and it’ll be allot easier on the both of us.” .........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your Mom is the kind that can give one of those Medusa looks that can turn mortal men to stone.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If you hear other dads say now Timmy’s is really nice, but you sure as heck don’t want to cross his mom. .........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom is the kind that would grab what ever part of the body she could and drag you home whipping you while mumbling under her breath .........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever whipped the neighbor’s kid just because he needed it.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever snatched you up and beat your butt because you threw a tantrum when you lost and then beat you again when you got home.......you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever called your dad or coach an idiot because he picked down instead of neutral.....you might be a good wrestler.

 

When you've got your opponent on his back, if your mom ever yelled "SHORT TIME HONEY CRANK IT" from the stands.....you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever ran out on the mat during a tournament because the timer didn't start the clock and then insisted on taking over the clock duties.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom downloaded the state brackets from the web the day they were posted and is working out the team points and is worried.........you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever kicked you out of the kitchen because you were 0.2 over…….you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever yelled “KICK HIS ######” from the stands……you might be a good wrestler.

 

If a kid that beat you ever apologized to your mom for beating you…….you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom let you use her head gear because you couldn’t find yours……..you might be a good wrestler.

 

If your mom ever cost the team points for “Flagrant Misconduct” ……..you might be a good wrestler.

 

 

Ian Stephens comes to mind...