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harriman vs. kingston???


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I was watching the Harriman v. Kingston game, and I saw the ball rolling across the field and it made me think, what if I was the ball rolling across the field. Then people would kick me with their feet into the goal. That would hurt. Tyler Wright would come up and put some super spin on me and I would get dizzy, and I would pray to god that David Beckham doesn't come up to kick me. He kicks hard as crap, hard, rusty (yes rusty) crap! Then Earnie would come up on the P.A. and be like "GOAAAAAAAALLLLLLL Yelow Jackets. That would make all the fans get up and puke onto me, the ball, and it would get slippery and no one would be able to kick me. Then the players that score would turn into chair.....hard, wooden chairs that give you splenters in your bum bum. Then a guy named Grasshead come out of the stands and grabs me and runs off with me. Tyler yell at him "Hey you can't eat fries with gravy in your mouth, so the guy drops me, and the continue to play. All the while, Larue Cook sits eating his humble, humble pie.

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