Long-snappers

[pantherfanatic]

I came on here to talk about long snapping, how has this turned into something about houston county and david lipscomb?

 

Also, just out of curiosity, why does jettjuice27 just make his point on one reply, 3 in a row, kinda strange.

 

Anyway, we have a great long snapper up here, and he may sign with UT!

[pantherfanatic]

He does not run a 3.8 40 though.

[pantherfanatic]

Who does 13 play for, ezell? bet he is recruited.

[pantherfanatic]

Good luck to all the underdogs this week, we are underdogs and we think we can win.

[BeattleJuice27]

come on now, 3.8 40!!! why is he long snapping?? he should at least be a trapping guard.

[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Jr.]

well if this isnt obvious that you are from lipscomb! your prolly mad because i said theres a chance that we can beat u! this is a message board man, everyone has their predictions!

Oh, now I get it! This is a MESSAGE BOARD. I was totally unaware of that until you pointed that out to me - Thanks!

 

Another pointless thread. Anyone reading or posting on here is an idiot.

 

pantherfanatic, you're right, there's no reason to post something and then follow it up with another post.

[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Jr.]

I would just like to say that this is a message board, and if I made anyone mad then I'm sorry.

[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Jr.]

Good luck to all the underdogs this week. In the game of life we are all underdogs, and the smell down here is getting pretty disguisting. I guess if you think about the fact that we're under dogs it makes sense. I mean we're very, very close to their genitals, so of course it smells.

[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Jr.]

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read anyway.

[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Jr.]

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot.

[gopher15]

Apu- your words of wisdom will carry me through!!

[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Jr.]

Apu- your words of wisdom will carry me through!!

Thanks. Hopefully these will also brighten your day.

 

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

 

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked

 

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Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

 

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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

 

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

 

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

 

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

 

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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

 

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research.

 

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before.

 

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A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.