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  1. RR sownds like sumthin' me and momma cood use.....
  2. Eye heered coach Waters did a rilly good job this weakend att tha UT coachin' clinick..... Speekin' ov wait liftin'......Mairvul's gott a RB/LB squattin' 600 lbs and he's onlee gonna bee a juneyore......Seed hit wif my own I's.......
  3. SdB......Me, momma, Mr and Mrs 200 mph, 200's mom and Pap parked on tha ovvur side ov Dolly's parkway up thair 2 yeer ago......
  4. A cupple ov my buddies frum Hairatige steal tawlk abowt thait '86 Hauls gaim SS.....
  5. sx ennurustin qwestun.......Tha Liar's Clubb wuz discussin' this twoday and eye down't thaink hits rite.....Eye tolt tha LC mimburrs thait inn 2002 Casey Clawsun could knott evon taik a snap inn tha rane agin Flarda wifout fumblin'.....And jist a cupple nites beefour MLREB's littull hoppurs played inn tha rane all nite wifout layin' tha bawl on tha grownd......
  6. Cents eye am intwo accademicks (sevun yeers inn hi skool)......Thay's ben a lot ov tacks munny put intwo skool werk and teechurs.....Me and Rabbitt Hill asked Miss Rhodes one yeer how reedin' Bill Shakespeer's stories wuz gonna hep us inn laiter life.... Welp eye good knews fer ewe'uns.....Eye used sum ov Bill's stories when'st eye wuz takin' mommaSTARS two tha laik att Lotterdail Caimpgrownd.....She jumped upp on a big ole tratter tarr innertube, eye wuz on and eye sed....."Undur luvs hevvy burden do eye sank".......
  7. Yore rite OR2.....Good coach...better person.....
  8. wb85 eye like cammoe, glass-pack mufflers, pleathur mimburrs onlee jackits and goodur footbawl.....Butt if'un yore a republican, how did y'all git Burack Britt.....???.....(Eye'll pitch in 50 cents Fridee fellers and rw87)......
  9. Cownty rezidints reackshun two raizin' thair tacksus.........
  10. Luckeelee fer Mairvul thair iz no dissguys....Hitts all fer ackademicks and garbige servuss...... https://k12.niche.com/d/maryville-city-school-district-tn/rankings/
  11. Ewe git what ewe pay fer...orr steal.....Butt eye beeleeve stealin' iz rong.... G'91 iz this Josef's pitcher...???
  12. Lett me maik this simpull fer ewe UCM.....Mairvul, Alcoee, and Blunt Cowntee all haiv seperate skools sistems.....Mairvul and Alcoee pay abowt dubble inn tacksus two haiv jumbotrons and terf....... Tha Cowntee Rezidints down't waint thair tacksus raised two haiv jumbotrons and terf.....
  13. wb85.....Eye once haid toys.....A Shelbee Mustaing and a Boss Mustaing....Then'st eye gott hitched.....Startid feedin' momma, away wint tha '68 KR......Then'st tha Pups came along, away wint tha 429.....
  14. Eye wood wurry moore abowt thait one inn tha boat..... If'un we cain keap Julius Britt frum stealin' maybe cain add sum ov tham thangs baick on tha basebawl feeled....... Moore citty property tacks....Meens moore fer Britt two steal..... Hitt mite bee cheaper two eat att Fuzz's orr Giles......Butt eye know Fuzz weal git chee on tham hi gas prices.....Gotta pay fer tha Cherokeys knew hi-teck helmints wif cuncusshun gauges in 'em......
  15. SS.....Whitt.....Donte Hickey.....Reggie Brown.....Leroy Thompson.....and Travis Cozart wood haiv two all bee up their inn tha ecksplosive ones eye've seed.....Buy tha way, Cozart's son iz gettin' SnB garbage servuss and iz undur tha toota-lidge of OR2 this fall eye thaink....
  16. wb85 lett me innerjeck hear..... 1. We waint two pay our citty teechurs moore munny thain tha cownty teechurs b. We want two bild a knew basebawl feeled 3. We want two maik shore Bondo Teck stays opun d. We wont two haiv brick tickitt boufs 5. We allreddy live inn tha cowntee and pay cowntee tacksus Beesides us citty kitties want two bee good nabors, unlike Julius Britt.....Eye reemimburr one year we hosted tha jamboree on GQ's rugg two keap tha cowntee skools frum tearin' thair feeled upp after a big rane......
  17. Rebullsman.....Whut's rong wif 200...???......Duz he haiv two go wif King Johnny beefour he attinds practuss now....???.... sx....Goodur point....
  18. Johnny L.....Thait rite thair wuz kindlee commycull......Eye ain't nevur seed anuthur Cardnull wif a filtered Marlburo inn hits beak....!!!
  19. Nuthin' agin Frank, butt Dolly wood bee moore effective inn my opinyun....
  20. UCM hits purtee durn simpull...Tha cowntee Souperintindint wants tha citty residints two hep pay fer sumthin (which we allreddy do)...Butt knott two shair equally wif tha citty skools and tacks payers......Thay ain't wontin two raise tacksus, jist taik frum moore frum tha citty and knott give tham ennythang... Why shood tha citty rezidints pay twice tha tacksus (citty and cowntee) and tha cowntee git tha saim bennyfits fer thair kids and pay onlee haif tha tacksus....??? A big chunk ov tha cowntee folks don't want two pony upp a littull moore, much less twice, like tha citty kitties do.....
  21. Good to see everyone today and meet G'91.....I don't know much about preaching.....Just trying to share the incredible love that He has for us..........
  22. We are tacksed at tha saim rait.....Cept we pay abowt dubble inn tacksus wif citty tacksus...Eye'm afraid tha cowntee down't waint two pony upp moore tacksus.....
  23. UCM thay ere seprutt sistems....Butt us citty rezidents pay both cowntee and citty tacksus and support both citty and cowntee skools...... Eye haid two splain this two mommaSTARS laist nite inn food terms.....Julius Ceesur Britt (Cowntee Souperintindent) wants us two pool our munny twogether, go out two Show-Knees and buy a strawberry pie, keap tha pie all fer hisself and knott shair wif me and momma......Once eye told momma abowt this, knott onlee wuz hur mouth waterin', she got plum sideways thainkin' abowt hit......
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