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sx.....eye uhgree wif tha fallerin' staitmint....

Bunch ov dad blamed loud moufs........

Merit #3........Git wif OldRebel2 and let's do that....

sx goodur commints.....If'un thay weal git az sirrius wif tha (IEE) az tha dew tha 3rd graid Tea Caps.....weal bee cookin' wif greese...

Goodur commints sx.... Eye gess tha old garbige servuss (wif compleemintree Christmas Day pick-up) jist aint goodur enuff ennymoore..... And yes......we haiv gott two git sum like #6 inn red and blaick.... SNB Recrootin' and Garbige Servuss......and Inn Eye El.... (IEE)....???..... Eye am willin'......We jist knead evurbodee onn tha saim paige.....imo

And evurdodee iz fergittin' no Heckman laist nite ethur.....Missin' a D-1 6'6 300 lb. linemun herts......And if'un hit giits two hot this necks weak.....

Barn eye uhgree wif sum ov this......Butt we saw sum vurry vurry basick exxycueshun stuff thait we saw inn tha Oke Gridge scrimmich thait showed upp agin.......bad snaps etc......We haiv gots two cuntroll tha cuntrollables... Sumbodee maid a commint laist nite thait Mairvul looked like a old sangull-wang teem......Eye jist hoap we haiv enuff sangull wang tailbaicks....eye meen quotabaicks two taik thait powndin fer 7 moore gaims.......wif West, Beer-Den, Cyunts Hil, Alcoee, Cleavlund, and Farrah-Gut comin upp....

sx vurry vurry trew....Klearlee....

MoWest 2001 eye thaink.......and rw87 wood bee corewreck......Knotts Centrull '99 playofts......

Tha pore littull fellurs weal problee play tha best teem thay've seed all yeer necks weak agin tha boyz frum Suthurlund Ave.....Thairfour eye am maikin' tha West Rebulls a 127.7 pt favritt two run thair strang ovur tha littull fellurs two too inn a row......

My thawts onn tha gaim... 1. If'un Ewe Tea playz Boo onn D and knott offence thay mite wanna reeconsidurr 2. Mairvul att times iz allmost unreccundnizabull c. Mairvul's 3 man Dline cood knott git thair ......Sumtimes hit jist looked like 7 on 7 fer Brad Lee's quotabaick 4. Ben a long time cents Mairvul startid tha seesun att tha bottum ov tha reejun staindins e. When'st ewe go two Brad Lee wifout yore best back and o-linemun maiks hit a tuffur taisk

Boo Carter iz qwickur thain Reggie Bush, Johnny Rodgers, and mommaSTARS thru tha food bar att tha Show-Knees........Mairvul iz littull and beet upp.....Thairfore tha littull fellurs opun az a 114.9 unnurdawg necks Fridee nite att Brad Lee Cowntee.....

My thawts onn tha gaim..... 1. Mr. Johnson fer tha 'cats iz a lode b. Mairvul's littull fellurs onn D swarmed tha bawl vurry vurry goodur 3. #2 fer tha Rebs haz gott sum jets d. Price Davis filled inn vurry admurrablee fer Mr. Ladue 5. Showt out two Mairvul's knew kickoft man eff. Mairvul's O-line baysicklee controlled tha gaim gee. Mairvul's gott sum knew numburrs out thair and thay showed upp bigtime 8. Mairvul kneads two kleen upp a few penultees thait hertt tham inn tha furst haif eye. All 4 quoatabaicks haid thair moemints jay. A goodur teem winn all tha way arownd......

Eye heered tha yung 'uns looked goodur twonite.....W5 QB ed tha JV's two a 40-14 winn with scorrin runs ov 85, 55, and 35 yds.....And hiz runnin mait Mr. Manu QB ed tha frashmans paist Hairatige 40-26.....

Tha Centrull Bobcaits come ovur two 825 necks Fridee nite......Tha yung, beet-up, Littull Fellers weal try two opun att hoam wif out gettin' imbareused bye thair old rivulls frum Fowntain Citee.....Cents Mairvul iz so unnurmanned eye haiv opuned wif tha Bobcaits azz a urlee weak 77.7 pt. favritt....Jist hoap we cain keap hit clost.....

My thawts onn tha gaim...... a. Hairatige wuz runnin' sum ov Corch Highpull's offence 2. Hairatige haid a goodur puntur c. Mairvul finelee dialed upp sum prassure on D inn tha seccund haif and hit paided oft bigtime 4. Like Solly sed eye hoap ole Gage iz allrite e. Don't reemimburr tha laist time eye seed a Mairvul teem run baick two kickofts fer TD's eff. #44 .Mr. Arms fer Mairvul plaid tuff gee. Mairvul's juneyore quoatabaicks played sollid gaims 8. Eye thawt ole #99 fer Mairvul maid sum vurry vurry nice plays eye. Mr. Elkins haid a goodur gaim 10. Mairvul's frashmun quoatabaicks both looked goodur......W5 maid a goodur run and #14 throwed tha purtiest paiss all nite......Both thes cats ere magishuns wif tha bawl....

Aftur gettin' sumboddee two reed me tha storey onn tha Hairatige-Mairvul gaim inn tha Mairvul Missprint and Corch O's commints......eye haiv nal upped tha Ears two a 100.3 pt. favritt ovur tha Littull Fellurs...... Eye jist hoap Mairvul cain come upp wif sum knewer qwestuns....

Barn eye thaink eye nose hoo ewe iz talkin' abowt and eye wood say he's give away moore thain a millyun two skools frum eleymintree two colllidges, churches, and jist plain ole charitee werk, thait he nevur took a pennee fer. One of the finest men I know......

Tha grean and ineggspeariunced Littull Fellurs lode upp and head intwo Mountun Ear land necks Fridee Nite.....Accordun two my sorsees, tha 'Ears corches down att the Food Lyin' sayin' thay ere gonna brang tha hert two tha pore Littull Fellurs.....Uhparentlee thay laid down tha gontlit and thiz iz vurry vurry scirry.... Thairfour thes Hairatige corches haiv maid me thaink tha Mounties weal lay a trapp and eye haiv maid tha boyz frum Jim Lillard feeled a urlee 92.4 favritt agin Mairvul.....

Barn whut yeer did HH (Haid Honcho) taik ovur...???

Mairvul mite winn a gaim orr two......orr mite knott.....

Solly eye hoap thay cain affeck tha quotabaick a littull moore and play a littull closter two tha LOS inn tha fewchure.....Espashully on 2nd and 3rd and shorts.....jmo.....

tt hit shore iz goodur when'st thays sumbodee onn hear thait cain rite and thaink like me.....

Welp sx Arisstottull haid a big ole bote he hawled JFK's widder all arownd tha Meddyturriaineun See.....