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I predict that Franklin will be the Riverdale of Williamson Co. However, I also think that the entire County could eventually be the best in the state. There is nothing that says they cannot all be great programs. In fact, they are all well on their way right now.

Most press box coaches I know are one of two things: 1) complete genuises, or 2) complete idiots. At the school I am most familiar with, they have one of each. Sounds like gopher15 is a press box coach. His defensiveness also makes it sound like he's of the complete idiot category.

Congratulations on your 4th state championship!

Does Alcoa have restrooms on the visitors' side? Seems I have eaten some tainted turkey today, and there's no way I'm sitting too far from a pot. I am planning on wearing a Depends diaper for the trip up, but those get a bit uncomfortable after a few hours of being soiled.

chatt choo choo and easttnfootball expert are desperately wanting everyone to cease all the talk about anything but football, but then proceed to use this board to discuss Friday evening plans for parking, eating, sitting, etc. You cannot have it both ways, fellas.

Actually, Houston County has two player than run a sub 4.0 forty. One is #28 Justin Harris, a 5-10 200 lb. senior who starts both ways for the Irish at WR & DB. The other is #44 Tray Mitchell, a 5-10 145 lb. senior who aslo starts both ways at SE & SS.

Oh, now I get it, sarcasm. Is that the same thing that Apu, Jr. was using on another thread when you told him to "just report facts or don't report anything at all"? I hope DL's McAdams reads this thread before he announces to the team that HC conceded.

OK, here's a fact for you: This message board is for opinions (at least that's what jettjuice has said ad nauseam), and opinions are like buttholes - everybody has one, and most of them stink. Is that factual enough?

That's good. I'm sure DL is thrilled that you, jettjiuce, have conceded defeat. Wow, I thought you had a little more confidence in your team than that.

H e R e . . . . . is my VoTe!!!!!!!!!!! I agree that it is Aiken at BB, and your intangible coment is true. They lost a guy named Bob Spayed to Lipscomb who was very much the heart and soul of that program, and for that matter, maybe even the entire school. Bob was the campus minister at BB, but did far more than minister to the campus. He practically ran the school, K-12. I hear most of all the good service projects doen in the greater Chattanooga area were due to Bob's visionary leadership. He was a lot like what you see in colleges with strength coaches; he was involved in everything frmo on the field stuff (I think he even called the secondary coverages in some games) to off the fiedl stuff (he knew the problems the kids had before they ever happened!). He has a similar role at Lipscomb. He is the pre-game motivator, the post-game prayer leader, and I hear he coaches the LB's. He's also at every school function the school does too. I take back my vote for Aiken and give it to Bob Spayed, even though he's no longer in the Chattanooga area. L O V E . . . . you guys.

Mustangfan, You must have two accounts, and your other one is tackle becasue that was the most worthless post I've ver read (and I've read some bad ones - What esle is a guy supposed to do all day at work?!?!?). I'm still unsure of exactly what the point of your post was. And you are wrong about Lipscomb losing in the first round. According to the Italian Stallion, Lipscomb will win every game b/c they have more players on theri team. Now, I grew up in a different state (not the same state as paper: the state of delusionment), but last time I checked, teams are only allowed to have 12 on the field at a time. So it doesn't matter how many are on the sidelines. If a team has 200 on their team then 186 must remain on the sideline w/ the coaches. And from what I read about the Lispcomb coaching staff, standing next to them fools may not be a good thing. Paper, BTW (that means "by tha way"), you sure talk a lot of smack. And one day when you're a parent you'll understand. Until then, just keep running in circles.

More useless research from a very bored man. Don't bother me w/ all these meaningless details. OK then, I hope OS beats Boyd-Buchanan, BA and William Blunt and meets Louisville Trinity in the Mayo Clinic Bowl.

TankTalk, You shouyldn't have edited your original post about paper calling paper what he is. I know him, and he's not worth arguing with. He needs to stick w/ coaching middle sachool girls volleyball. Give him a TSSAA card and a Coach T account and he thinks he has the right to say whatever he wants. I think he's from the left coast, so what does he know about good-old-boy football? He needs to bury his head in the sink hole in his back yard. Here is a summary of what paper said: "I am an antagonizing jerk." As for tackle, now he's a geek of a different color. He must be bored, lonely, resourceful and cheap (don't ask me how I know he's cheap - it's just an intuition). Anybody who would take the time to look up all that stuff has issues. I've researcxged everything he's said, and only 99% of it's true, but again, what kind of geek does that sort of research?!?!? And his math seems a bit off. I sure hope he's not a math teacher. I bet he's too stupid to be a good father too. He's also the one that wants to go back to the good ole days of one room schools (see his thread on Small Town Schools). Yeah, we need to go back to the days of Little House on the pRarie. Nellie wuold be a great QB (very spunky), Mary a good nose-tackle (scrappy, but poor vision), Manly a good cheerleader. Itallion Stallion is anything but a stallion. Anybody can sit behind a computer and make sarcastic comments. Why don't you tell us who you are and then be so bold and arrogant? I bet you and I wouldn't get along very well. And your numbers are way off. Lispcomb had 62 last year, Mitchell 51, and OS 45. I hope OS beats Tyner, Lipscomb and Goodpature just to prove a point. And I hope they meet MBA in the Blue Bonnett Bowl and beat them too.

OK, you've waited long enough. First of all, as I type I cannot help but be distracted by the woman's abdomen at the top of the page. I would prefer not to be tempted to lust as I ponder da best DB coach. Right now all I can think of is Elle McPherson. Now I've scrolled down so I cannot see it anymore, and my answer is . . . Elle McPherson! Do you think she's any kin to Mike? I bet that's his wife. But seriously folks, da best is not even coaching DB's any more. He's now at da Boro (Hillsboro that is) coaching OL & DL; his name is Julius B. Gore. He took East Robertson to a state championship, practically founded BGA, took Lip scum from cellar dweller to state champs in '93. Before Gore got to DL they had never had a winning season! Everybody gives credit to McAdams, but it;s all Gore. Shoot, I hear Mac still calls Gore daily to ask him how to run a 3 deep zone. Since Gore's been at Hillsboro they have DOMINATED. He may be da best all-around coach in the sity, state & nation. The Italian Stallion?!?!?!?! What the crap does Rocky Balboa have to do w/ this?!?!?! If you;re refering to somebody then step up and call them out by name.

THE STANGEROO IS BACK BABY! Wait patiently for my answer.