bigwilly

well the coach went from 80,000 a year to 150,000 or so... several of the players are talking about transferring b/c of the coaching changes but we will see...

try and use your old school email, it may work for u to register

if this is correct, i may have to make my way up there to see a game or two..

true true...facebook is addicting though, lol

is Union City really that good? b/c they are listed in the subheading for this topic... jw

4-1 now... next game saturday (i think)... go SKYHAWKS!!!

hmm.... Apophis

fresh, r u and corey brothers? b/c if so i believe i know who you are

, u females... true situation...

is that supposed to be relevant? thanks for repeating this... i didnt get it when 15 other people posted it before you... you cleared it up really nicely...?

well ill just go ahead and put mine up, im will baker and i go to utmartin, add me if u want. lol, the pic is a long story...

hows camden looking this year?

A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc.... After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will instead, lay down & wallow in the mud when they are pregnant. The farmer hangs up & gives this some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means that he has to impregnate the pigs. So, he loads the pigs into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has s*x with them all, brings them back & goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes & looks out at the pigs. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each pig twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed. Next morning, he wakes to find the pigs still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up & drives them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the pigs and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed. The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the pigs. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the pigs are laying in the mud. 'No,' she says, 'they're all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn.

Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl who I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh. "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my p***s to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible" says Jeff. "So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" "I kicked her in the face."

i dont have a myspace account.. prolly should get on that but i like facebook