DearLeader

The Dear Leader says when the going gets tough the tough get going and the Alnwick Workers are tough. Just like when the Soviets defeated the Nazis at Stalingrad when all hope seemed lost the Alnwick workers will surely turn back the capitalist pigs from Merryville. The Dear Leader says it will be a most glorious victory. Long Live the Alnwick socialist workers party !!! Comrade Britt's vision will surely lead us to victory!!

The Dear Leader says the Alnwick workers will not suffer defeat tonight. The Dear Leader says they will achieve glorious victory.

The Dear Leader says jeff Cortez put some new wrinkles in on offense. Doesn't bode well for those capitalists in OR.

The Dear Leader says he will build a wall. https://youtu.be/GuFIobFocIg

Go Govs!!!

The Dear Leader says the workers from Alnwick will be victorious.The Dear Leader says those capitalists on Nebo Mountain have spent too much time building hype in scrimmages and not enough time developing a defense that can rise up against the Alnwick workers. Go Alnwick workers!!! Go Govs!!!!

The Dear Leader says the Indians from Kingsport won't find the Alnwick curtain to be a hospitable place to visit. The Dear Leader says the capitalist Indians will travel back up I-81 with a loss. Govs by 7

The Dear Leader says you are mistaken. There can only be one Dear Leader and he resides at the palace of Alnwick (community center).

The Dear Leader says he also punts and had some good ones in the game against LC.

The Dear Leader will not allow complainers into his stadium. If you have an issue with 8 minute qtr games still being full price don't come here.

The Dear Leader says he will pick the refs this time to make sure they call the game fairly. The Dear Leader will also start a new dresscode policy. And the policy is you wont be allowed into the Dear Leader's stadium unless you are wearing navy blue and orange.

The Dear Leader says there are no problems in Lower Alnwick. Everyone is very happy that I'm in power. That's why they call me the Dear Leader.

I will be listening!

The Dear Leader will allow it. But we will hand you a paper telling you what you can and can't say. Of course you will only be allowed to cheer for Lower Alnwick. The Dear Leader says we are very Democratic.

The Dear Leader says MoTown wins. They share their stadium like good socialist workers and have my blessing.