CaptainGuru

White Female Warriors had no excuse to lose to Heritage Female Mountaineers. It should not have happened. I guarantee it. Someone needs to be help accountable for the best team in the state sitting at home and not playing for a title in The Glass House. There is no excuse for it. Kelly Jolly must have showed up and coached White Female Warriors the way she coaches Tennessee Female Vols. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

East Eagles will win by at least 5 points but they could beat Heritage Patriots by 9 points as well. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

East Eagles will beat Heritage Patriots. It will happen. I guarantee it. Watch and see. Do you want to bet me? East Eagles have better players than Heritage Patriots. Heritage Patriots will lose by at least 5 points. Watch and see. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Pittsburg Pirates are not one of the best basketball teams. This is not football. Pittsburg Pirates would be lucky to beat Gordonsville Tigers today. If Pittsburg Pirates beat Gordonsville Tigers they would still get mercy ruled in the next round. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Yes Mike Leach played for Cody Broncs football. I guarantee it. He did not play college football anywhere. I thought we were talking about not playing college ball. I knew the late Coach Leach played for Cody Broncs. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Mrs. Rebel Woman Maryville Rebels kicked Bearden Bulldogs butts. It happened. I guarantee it. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Farragut Admirals are the best team most years. I guarantee it. Do you want to bet me? I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Gibson Female Pioneers are a storied program. Gibson Female Pioneers have one multiple titles and are the standard. Gibson Female Pioneers do not get mercy ruled. I guarantee it. Look and see. Do you want to bet me? I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

I have seen some great coaches that were not good players. I guarantee it. It happens. Do you want to bet me? I have also seen some great players that were terrible coaches and or role models. One doesn't have very much to do with the other. Case in point.. Mike Leach.. he was the inventor of the Air Raid offense but did not play football. I guarantee it. The other thing I would mention is who out there really wants to do the job. They do not get paid much and are second guessed more than any other profession. Some coaches just get mercy ruled all the time and are not good coaches. I guarantee it. Do you want to bet me? I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

You should go and try to kick someone's butt if they were cheating your wrestler. I guarantee it. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

These metro schools are just plain terrible. I guarantee it. Do you want to bet me? I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Cleveland Raiders wrestlers kick everyone's butts. Cleveland Raiders will still be good next year and mercy rule a whole bunch of their opponents. When wrestlers from other teams wrestle Cleveland Raiders they usually get their butts kicked. I guarantee it. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

You should post it anyway. It's all about money and its sickening. I guarantee it. Cleveland Raiders, McCallie Tornado, Summit Spartans all post things. It happens I guarantee it. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Dyersburg Female Trojans will mercy rule Covington Female Chargers once again. Covington Female Chargers are not a very good team at all. I guarantee it. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Bearden Bulldogs lost to Maryville Rebels again. That means Maryville Rebels are just plain better. Bearden Bulldogs got their butt kicked last night. I guarantee it. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Prep Sentinels should not lose to Pickett Bobcats. I guarantee it. Pittsburg Pirates should lose to Gordonsville Tiger though. Pittsburg Pirates got mercy ruled by Prep Sentinels. This means they are not a very good team.

That is debatable about the Westview Female Chargers and the Gibson Female Pioneers. Westview Female Chargers are a good team but Gibson Female Pioneers have a much more storied history in female basketball. I guarantee it. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Donatello you sound like a grumpy old man that is a fan of Austin Roadrunners. Stop with the slanderous remarks toward Alcoa Tornado. If anyone wanted to fudge the numbers it would likely be Austin Roadrunners from the east side of Knoxville. Even if Alcoa Tornado was in another division it would not matter. Austin Roadrunners had better players than Hampton Bulldogs in 2015 and lost in the second round. Austin Roadrunners then had better players than Marion County in 2016 and lost in the semifinals. Austin Roadrunners have proven that they underachieve with the magnificent athletes they are blessed with on the east side of town. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Bolton Wildcats and Westside Wildcats in the mid 80's were the best Class A teams ever. I guarantee it. Does anyone want to bet me? I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Dyersburg Female Trojans will win this game by AT LEAST 10 points. It will happen. I guarantee it. Watch and see. Do you want to bet me? I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Gibson Female Pioneers are just plain better than Westview Female Chargers. I guarantee it. Do you want to bet me? I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Gibson Female Pioneers will mercy rule Trezevant and be back in the state tournament. It will happen. I guarantee it. Do you want to bet me? These teams will not mercy rule Gibson Female Pioneers. It will not happen. I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Some of the ones being interviewed would surprise you. I guarantee it. Do you want to bet me? I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

Gibson Female Pioneers only won by 9 last night. Gibson Female Pioneers had a bad night. Westview Female Chargers lost once to them by 20 and again by 12. Westview Female Chargers will be in the state tournament as well. It will happen. I guarantee it. Watch and see. Do you want to bet me? I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.

So you are saying Alcoa Tornado are lying about enrollment numbers now? These are the things that happen in Memphis. Alcoa Tornado numbers are correct. I guarantee it. Do you want to bet me? I am Captain Guru and I approve this message.