Yanker

It is the YEAR OF THE YANKER.....It is the YEAR OF THE YANKER!!!!!!! This legendary YANKER is so excited about the coming season that I am early with my predictions! The YANKER hopes all is well in Henryland and you are healthy for the opener against my least favorite team! This happy YANKER is particularly pleased that the prophet (the anti-one) has disappeared from the scene (his stupidity made Henrylanders look foolish) and I am also thrilled that Team Mom has vacated the premises (Team Mom made the anti-prophet look like an absolute genius!). Now for the task at hand.........in a stunning shocker......JCM 27 - Northside 26....JCM WINS...JCM WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the score that Henrylanders have awaited since this YANKER'S last post of the 2014 season.........HC 30 - Liberty 7.........I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!! I AM THE "ONE OF A KIND" YANKER!!!!!!! Simply put.....I AM THE LEGENDARY YANKER.....and don't you forget it!!!!!

Relax Henrylanders.......the YANKER is here with what you all are awaiting!!!! Simply put.....NOBODY beats Henryland twice in the same season.......HC 28 - Ridgeway 21.......I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!! LONG LIVE THIS YANKER!!!!!!! I AM THE YANKER!!!!!!!

Thank you my "olderringly luciferly" of a friend!!!!! The creole sounds good!!!!! This YANKER would enjoy!!!!

Have no fear Henryland....the YANKER is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now for the score that all of Henryland has been awaiting.......HC 37 - Millington 17.......I AM THE SMARTEST YANKER YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!

This is the YANKER!!!! This is the YANKER!!! Henrylanders can relax.....you will not be tested until round three! The score tonight will be.............HC 42 - Munford 7.......I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you my "olderingly devil" of a friend!!!! I AM THE YANKER!!!!! I AM THE ONE YANKER!!!! I AM THE "RIGHT ON TARGET" YANKER!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!

The YANKER is about to make all Henrylanders relax.....and if they choose to bet, they will make lots of money! The scores are as follows......JCM 19 - Covington 14.....HC 45 - West Creek 7....I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's time for all Henrylanders to know the REAL score for tonight's games......I am the YANKER....I am the YANKER....I am the YANKER..............and for the scores you have all been anxiously awaiting.......JCM 38 - SS 13.............HC 49 - NE 7.............I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

This YANKER has decided to make the following announcement in case anyone in Henryland did not already know..........I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!! Now....for the business at hand.......it's homecoming at HC and HC will prevail with ease despite the confidence of the "Pilgrim".............the score tonight will be....HC 41 - Clarksville Pilgrims 14.........I AM THE FAMOUS YANKER!!!!!! I AM THE ALL KNOWING YANKER!!!!! I AM THE INCOMPARABLE YANKER!!!!!!!

Yes my "Factorless" friend......I am the "early rising" YANKER!!!!! I AM YANKER OF ALL YANKERS (I am actually the only one).......and just in case you did not catch this on my earlier post.....I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The YANKER is here!!!! The YANKER is here!!!! Relax Henryland.......have no fear....the YANKER is here!!!!!!! Now.....for the scores that you all have awaited with great anticipation! JCM 20 - JNS 17 (major upset).........HC 45 - Springfield 14..........I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!! I AM THE "ONE OF A KIND" YANKER!!!!!!!!!! Simply put....I AM THE YANKER!

The YANKER is here!!! The YANKER is here!!! The scores that Henrylanders await are forthcoming...................HC 45 - Kenwood 14..........JCM 40 - TCA 38 (the YANKER cannot predict against his team!)........I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The YANKER is HERE!!!!!!! Henrylanders can now relax......the YANKER will now give you tonight's scores..........JCM 20 - Liberty 19 (the YANKER cannot pick Liberty to beat ANYONE)...........HC 41 - Rossview 14............. I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

The YANKER is here!!! The YANKER is here!!! This will be a tight one for both of us!!!! The scores will be as follows.........JCM 20 - Chester County 14.......HC 28 - Ridgeway 26,,,,,,,I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The YANKER is here....so have no fear! Henrylanders (yawn) are very relaxed and this YANKER will give you no cause to become tense! Do not allow the 2-0 record of NW to cause you alarm...they cannot and will not compete with you. My Cougars however will have our hands full.......JCM 20 - Ripley 18..........HC 52 - NW 13..........I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

The YANKER has taken a long time to recover from last week. I am not surprised that my beloved Cougars lost but the margin of victory was disappointing to this loyal YANKER. The HC loss to the "YANKER despised" team from Liberty was shocking and hard to swallow.....BUT.....today is a new day! The all important scores will be as follows.....JCM 32-Fayette Ware 20.......HC 24-Beech 7.............I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's good to be back my young "Cephus" of a friend! Henrylanders will be happy tonight at 9:30.....and in case you have forgotten.....I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!

This YANKER is deeply worried about my beloved Cougars tonight but HC will ROLL!!!!!!! Thanks for the "good luck" message......my "Bjorn Borgful netless wonder of a friend"!!!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This YANKER appreciates your confirmation of my identity.....my "factlessly challenged" friend!!! I AM THE YANKER!!! I AM THE YANKER!!! I AM THE YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have no fear....the YANKER is here!!!!!!!!!! This is the YEAR OF THE YANKER!!!!!!! I apologize for being absent yesterday but because of the YANKER'S schedule my message will perhaps alternate from Thursday to Friday on occasion. While I want my Cougars to win tonight I want Liberty to lose even more!!! Now for the scores that West Tennessee, and especially Jackson and Henryland. have been awaiting,,,,,,,JCM 27 - Dyersburg 23.......HC 48 - Liberty 22.....I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER..........I am THE.......YANKER!!!!!!!!!!

I am the world's only living YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do not be greedy my young and immature "Cephus" of a friend. A state championshiip is the same be it 36-27 or 36-0.......the score is irrelevent young boy. Take the win and do not worry about the score differential, my immature and greedy young "Cephus. I AM THE YANKER!!!!

Henrylanders relax,,,,,the YANKER is here to alleviate your concerns. Yes my friends....the news is good. The score the enire state has been waiting on is as follows...HC 36-West 27....HC STATE CHAMPS!!!!!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!! I AM THE YANKER OF ALL YANKERS!!!!!!!

Good morning Henrylanders...have no fear..your YANKER is here!!!!! With another championship on the horizon....here is your score....HC 35-NE 7. I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This YANKER will address your question my "Factorringly onliest" of a friend!!!! The absence of Team Mom and the foolish prophet have cleared the way for total unity in Henryland. As long as those two fools stay off of these threads...Henryland will stay united!!!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!