sec football jokes

[thedawg44]

ilove sec football but couldn't resist posting these funnies:

what does an alabama player get on his sat's-----------drool

what do you get when you put 32 arkansas cheerleaders in 1 room----- a full set of

teeth

how do you get a south carolina cheerleader into your dorm room-----grease her hips

how do you get a georgia graduate off your front porch-----pay him for the pizza

how do you know if a miss. state football player has a girlfriend------there's tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck

why is the kentucky football team like a possum------because they play dead at home and get killed on the road

what is the longest 3 years of an auburn football players life----his freshman year

how many florida freshman does it take to change a lightbulb-----none, that's a sophmore course

where was o. j. headed in the white bronco-------baton rouge,louisiana. he knew the police would never look at lsu for a heisman trophy winner

and don't even think i'm gonna make fun of my beloved VOLS!

[Cleveland]

ilove sec football but couldn't resist posting these funnies:

what does an alabama player get on his sat's-----------drool

what do you get when you put 32 arkansas cheerleaders in 1 room----- a full set of

teeth

how do you get a south carolina cheerleader into your dorm room-----grease her hips

how do you get a georgia graduate off your front porch-----pay him for the pizza

how do you know if a miss. state football player has a girlfriend------there's tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup truck

why is the kentucky football team like a possum------because they play dead at home and get killed on the road

what is the longest 3 years of an auburn football players life----his freshman year

how many florida freshman does it take to change a lightbulb-----none, that's a sophmore course

where was o. j. headed in the white bronco-------baton rouge,louisiana. he knew the police would never look at lsu for a heisman trophy winner

and don't even think i'm gonna make fun of my beloved VOLS!

Rocky Top, you'll always be.....second in the SEC

[BC_WarriorHead]

OK, everyone knows there is this big rivalry between Auburn and Alabama, well,

 

This Auburn senior is walking down the road and sees this sign that reads "VACATION CRUISE ONLY $99" so he goes inside, gives the man behind the counter $99 and the man hits him over the head, wraps him up in sheets, ties a piece of foam to his back and tosses him out the back door into the river, and away he goes. About 10 minutes later an Alabama senior comes in and gives the man $99, and the same thing happens to him. About 45 minutes goes by and the Alabama guy catches up to the Auburn guy. The Auburn guy looks over at the Alabama guy and says "Do you think they are going to serve a meal on this cruise?" the Alabama guy says "They didn't last year!"

[OnlineLC]

OK, everyone knows there is this big rivalry between Auburn and Alabama, well,

 

This Auburn senior is walking down the road and sees this sign that reads "VACATION CRUISE ONLY $99" so he goes inside, gives the man behind the counter $99 and the man hits him over the head, wraps him up in sheets, ties a piece of foam to his back and tosses him out the back door into the river, and away he goes. About 10 minutes later an Alabama senior comes in and gives the man $99, and the same thing happens to him. About 45 minutes goes by and the Alabama guy catches up to the Auburn guy. The Auburn guy looks over at the Alabama guy and says "Do you think they are going to serve a meal on this cruise?" the Alabama guy says "They didn't last year!"

 

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