ENE where are you?

[jdmtpb]

we have an ENE snack waithing on you at the beach! we have squished it up just rait, when ya git here it'll be on the floor by the chair - $10 if you can eat it all!!!!!

[E5]

I also have tried to locate ENE. I can only assume he is afraid of something or somebody. My advice to you is, "If you are scared, buy a dog!" There are plenty of popknots to be handed out when he is found.

 

 

"He could always hit!"

[REDSMAN]

I CAN GUARANTEE YOU I AINT SCARED. AS FAR AS BEECH GOES, I DONT MIND EATING A SNACK OR TWO, BUT CARDWELL'S NEXT MOVE MIGHT BE TO BAN ME FROM THE ENTIRE MIDDLE TN. AREA.

AND FOR E5, YOU NEED TO QUIT POINTING FINGERS AND WORRY ABOUT SELLING TURKEYS AND HANDING OUT KNEE BRACES. IT'S NOT THAT I'M SCARED, I JUST AM INSECURE ABOUT MY NEW EYEPATCH. SPEAKING OF PRINCIPALS E5, YOUR BOY WAS ON THE RADIO THE OTHER NIGHT TALKING UP A NICE GAME ABOUT LOYALTY TO LHS ALUMNI. THAT'S ABOUT AS BIG A PILE AS I'VE HEARD IN AWHILE. HE SAID HE WAS GONNA FUND A NEW LIMB REGENERATION PROGRAM TO BE RUN THROUGH THE LEAD PAINT CHIP EATERS CLASS. IS THAT TRUE?

[jdmtpb]

LISTEN UP we have a new vocational class called "Lead Paint Cooking Skills" and we have been sending food over to Wilson Co. for the last 17 weeks on plates and dishes from Mexico - them plates were hand painted works of art, I've been told. Now I Know why? E5's group is awfully hungry and the limb regeneration would certainly be helpful to those who didn't show loyalty ? and ANother thing ENE, cut a hole in that eyepatch and you'll see better!!!!!!!!!! and check out your earlier post about JAGS and his chest hair.

[E5]

Frist and foremost, it is obvious I am the only one of us with any sense at all and will get the story right. There are plans for a new fundraiser at my school. It is not turkey sales! We have tried for eight years to transplant turkey legs for sawed off thumbs and have failed. We are now starting a "Sponsor a Thumb" campaign. You may donate money or a compatable thumb, your choice. We have enough knee braces from the ENE era to last for years to come.

 

jdmtpb or whatever your name is, don't think your responsible for the lead based paint being at my school. It has been years of the lead based paint chip, asbestos, and paint thinner cocktails my students have enjoyed tht has put them in such high academia. You know from that dome that ENE sports that he jealous of any body hair anyone else has. He reference to someone looking like they had Santa in a head lock is his way af deflecting the glare from his Brunswick bowling ball of a gord.

 

I still feel he is scared of anything and everything. As far as his diet goes, have him post what he is having for Christmas diner...robster craws or something like that.

 

" He could always hit...and he just flat out showed out in Memphis."

[REDSMAN]

ALRIGHT, THIS IS IT- VOL24, JD, E5 AND ENE. WE ARE FLAT SQUARING OFF RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.

1. VOL 24 - THE BEST THING HE COULD DO WITH THAT 2,000 DOLLARS IS GIVE TO MY MAN COACH SMITH, WHO BEING A LOYAL UK FAN, HAS HIS PRIORITIES STR8. OR, HE COULD GIVE SOME TO JD TO LAND BEECH PLAYERS A FEW MORE SPOTS ON THE TN PREP ALL STAR TEAMS. OR, HE COULD THROW SOME CASH TO CARDWELL TO SEE IF HE COULD TAKE LESSONS ON INTERVIEWING COACHING CANDIDATES. OR, IF HE WANTED, HE COULD USE SOME OF THAT TO LAND JAGGERS A SPOT IN THE CUMBERLAND GAP MOUNTAIN MAN MUSEUM AS REAL TO LIFE TOUR GUIDE.

2. JDMTPB - I EAT ONE SQUASHED UP ROLL OFF THE FLOOR, AND YOU CAN'T LET A MAN HAVE HIS PEACE. ONE QUESTION BROTHER: CAN A MAN GET HIS SHOE LACES BACK?

3. E5 - THE REAL ISSUE HERE IS NOT FEAR; IT IS ALL ABOUT WHO IS HOSTING THE DISTRICT TOURNEY. AS LONG AS JIMMY HOSTS, I AM HAPPY AS A TICK ON A HOUND. I THOUGHT I WOULD GET MORE RESPECT FROM YOU KNOWING WHAT I WENT THROUGH IN THAT DISTRICT TOURNEY OF 2001. AS FAR AS HAIR GOES, YOUR STAFF HAS BEECH'S WHIPPED. YOU, BOWERS, AND MANNNING LOOK LIKE THE THREE AMIGO VERSION OF A CHIA PET COLLECTION. I SAW YOU UMPIRE THIS SUMMER. WHAT I THOUGHT WAS A THROAT PROTECTOR HANGING FROM THE MASK WAS JUST A MASSIVE TUFT OF HAIR SPILLING THROUGH YOUR SHIRT COLLAR. HOW ABOUT CHANGING YOUR NAMES FROM THE BLUE DEVILS TO THE HAIR-DEVILS. AFTER ALL, YOU DO WORK FOR EVIL KIP-NEVIL!!!!!

[jdmtpb]

if one roll is all you ate, i would have come on here a given you a chance to eat this thing we have fixed up for ya, you need to hurry cause it's tuff keepin the mice away from it... and it would take much more than $2000 to get a BHS player on the all state teams...i don't work for chicken feed you know... cause if i did - you wouldn't have anything to eat!!! HA! HA! now, if you wuz a real man, like jaggers you'd bring that club down to shackle island and have the 2003 Chrome Dome Showdown - just make sure it's a cloudy day early in the year so we can all see the game!!!

 

E5 - thanks for the tip - my dog is out back if i need him!

[E5]

I was just trying to help a brother out. If that offends you, we can meet twixt, Boxwell and Beech and square us off a place and let Chrome Dome officiate the match. Loser has to buy hair plugs for the ref for one year. Beware, I just returned from Arkansas and learned several new moves. See you at the clinic.

 

E5

[jdmtpb]

i didn't take offense (it's been stolen and i believe it's headed toward Putnam County) ? is - which school will end up with it? Upperman or Cookvul. I guess ENE ust gave up, can't think of anything or somethin, well it's just as well. and by the way, i learnt some new moves at the nwa taping monday night. so i ain't afraid of no one, brother! maybe we can tag team both chrome domes (vol24 and ene) at the clinic?

[jdmtpb]

ya yella belle sap sucker!!!!!!! the krome dome has gone down in defeat!!!!!!!!!