John Wayne Toilet Paper

[lgw711]

Posted by swamp:

You know the SC mafia and the Troutdale folks are picturing her highness in a thong right about now...

 

Fantastic, Swamp! How about at half time during the 2003 Smith - Troutdale game? Since we have to play on their field again this year, up the ante. I can see it all now, Queen

sitting on her Black/Gold throne, with matching thong, all her loyal subjects at her feet........

Man, this has come a long way from the Dukes' toilet paper!

 

 

 

[Edited by lgw711 on 1-29-03 12:20P]

 

[swamp]

We'll have to get Twan, Twan II, and fanman to working on that one!

 

Posted by lgw711:

Posted by swamp:

You know the SC mafia and the Troutdale folks are picturing her highness in a thong right about now...

 

Fantastic, Swamp! How about at half time during the 2003 Smith - Troutdale game? Since we have to play on their field again this year, up the ante. I can see it all now, Queen

sitting on her Black/Gold throne, with matching thong, all her loyal subjects at her feet........

Man, this has come a long way from the Dukes' toilet paper!

 

 

 

[Edited by lgw711 on 1-29-03 12:20P]

[swamp]

Where are you, Queenie?

[Maynardette]

You are a sick man, swamp!!!! I say let's put some SWAMP toilet paper in the stadium bathrooms and go with that!

[lgw711]

Yeah, where is Queenie? Had I known she wasn't gonna get on here and beat me like a little drum for my suggestion, I'd have spiced it up a bit.LOL.

[QueenBee]

After seeing a thong...highlighted by white pants...(on someone else)...I came up with this little joke..."You know your tail is too big for a thong...when you poot...and it sounds like a guitar string being plucked"...I personally can play dueling banjoes...alllllllllllllllll by myself...and if the SC Mafia is having visions...believe me...nightmares....

 

HOWEVER...if by chance you can get Antwan, Twan II, lqw and FanMOUTH in a thong...I will for sure do the halftime show at the Troutdale Game...ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my....I can see it now...and it ain't purty!!!

 

Of course...Maynardette will be cracking the whip...and Swamp will be running along...feeding me strawberries...ahhhhhh... just the way a Queen should be treated!!!

 

Ya'll have way toooooooo much time on your hands...wait...I'm replying...guess I should get a part-time job...anything... to avoid hanging out with the likes of lqw and Swamp...sheeeeeeeeeeeesh...I've fallen...

[Edited by QueenBee on 1-30-03 8:34P]

 

[lgw711]

Queen, my dear, hanging out with the likes of Swamp & myself can only enhance your rep. And "it's free!!!!"

And they say times ain't good!!

C YA sport,

[swamp]

Yes, yes I am. It's more fun that way!

 

Posted by Maynardette:

You are a sick man, swamp!!!! I say let's put some SWAMP toilet paper in the stadium bathrooms and go with that!

[swamp]

Queenie, we could make a fortune selling that vid... and give a portion of the proceeds to CoachT.com!

[Maynardette]

YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!! YOU GO GIRL!!!!!

[Maynardette]

Ok Ok to cool things down a bit, what's up with Arena Football? I started whining about football season being over and people keep telling me --- "Oh Arena Football is about to start" --- Whats up with a game of footbball not even having a sidelines?

I have sat through one of those Arena things. It looks more like Fooz ball.

[Maynardette]

I would like to send George Bush some of this John Wayne Toilet Paper. Anyone suppose it might help him in his mission to set the entire world into turmoil?