It's all going to heck in a handbasket. It all started with the scandal a few years back when they caught some of the players playing naked Santa claws. The general consensus among most alumni and players is that Lussier has gotta go. His buddy Grimace got the boot, and now its time for the big cheese to go. A total personnel makeover is desperately needed or else those generous doners who built the field will invest in a high powered flying device that is capable of physically removing the field from Frhs and relocating it to a team more deserving. The players got heart to make up for their lack of coaching, size, and athletisicim, but heart can only do so much. Bruce and his mustache need to take their talents elsewhere... I'm sure Lowes is hiring.