Major Hoople

Boola Boola, The 2 fellas in question were a couple of my boyz from down at the E-Z Snooze Hotel. We have been commisioned by Chic-fila to put together a 2006 Poster. Beings that Betsy Town is famous for another name... Cow Town, we was thinking we could find a couple of Hot Cover Cows local.... sadly, we were not correct in our thinking. Gaf Gaf!! The 2 fellas in trench coats will not return. Special tonight @ the E-Z Snooze Hotel is 2 nights for the price of 3 (E-Gad!) Boola Boola Famous Amos

Boola boola football fans. The 2005 season is upon us. My ticker tape machine has just been installed and the first thing that spit out was an all point's bulletin for a one, WacoJaco, aka: WaCoCoJaCo, aka: the Church Hill kid, aka: the slave driver, aka: Moonshiner. If anyone has any information on one WacoJaco, please contact Room 222 @ the E-Z Snooze Hotel Boola Boola Famous Amos

Boola Boola Still red hot and ready to make a STATEMENT THAT WILL LAST FOR 3 SEASONS Boola Boola Famous Amos

Boola Boola!! A thrashing in JC and the men in yellow took it on the tail! Gaf Gaf!! The big spanker was a Soph. Jordon Adams with a bases loaded double, and had 5 ribbies in the game. A Home game with Halls is looming large and the boyz down at the E-Z Snooze Hotel have got the Vacancy sign dusted off for the visitors from Big K Town. Penuts, popcorn, onion soup, yadda yadda yadda, poo-poo-pee-doop! Boola Boola Famous Amos

Bo Burton, another in a never ending string of Soph Baseball Phenoms on this team...and the next starting QB at DB the upcoming season. Any score on the South vs Topper game? I really hope the Floppers won... would love the Indians have another go at them Boola Boola

For a single game...whether it is in the Atomic City or the Model City, it would be very hard to beat the electircity in the air when the Oak Ridge Wildcats and the DB Indians get it on. Boola Boola

Word down at the E-Z Snooze Hotel is that both will be lopsided, neither worth the price of admission. I'll call it the alpha and omega, you can figure that out (if not, call Philip Rodchester III for translation). Kaf-Gaf. Bookies are hold up in Room 222 and have made the Twisters of mo-town an early 10pt favorite. The action is hot early, even Mr Clean has been seen laying bling bling down on this one.

Boola boola, Who is this Mr. Wooten you speak of? Maybe Mr. III can shed some light on this subject.... Eh Mr. III? Your not an Earnhardt fan are you? Oh, the shame of it all!!Who does number III work for? Who does number III work for? These questions and more will be answered when we find our hero's next.... Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat, nothing up my sleeve. Presto! ROAR! Must of picked the wrong hat! Maybe Mr. Peabody and Sherman can find this Mr. Wooten in the Way-back Machine. That's right Sherman, step in and turn the dial back to Feb 20'05 and we will find the evil doer doing evil deeds. No doubt we will find the trail on Hwy 11W, leading to the Twilight Zone!

Boola boola, will the real "Phillip Rodchester III, from upstate New York", please stand up? If I am not mistaken Mr. III, you skipped out on your latest bill from the E-Z Snooze Hotel on New Years night. Room 222. Me and my donkey, Bucky, haven't had this much fun since the great grocery bag ride back in '81 down Main St. of Volville, riding southbound as Bucky was going northbound. Don't try this at home folks. (disclaimer required by law and the FCC)

Boola Boola!! How right you was Cosmo.... The Men of Troy managed 151 yds of Offense on the #2 D in the land. The passing game of the Soddy team was not effective and was shut down by halftime. I, myself, am hold up in Room 222, post game party. Oh, it is a scene my friends. Tu futa tried crashing the place, and, he met Mr. Copper, who is a Chopper, and found himself on his duff!! Kaf kaf!! Football Moms welcome, as always in Room 222

If your payin' Boobcat, I will eat it... but if not... Hock tooey!! Boola Boola

Boola Boola. It's a number's game Arty boy. Much like the number's we run @ the E-Z Snooze Hotel. After going 17-1, yours truely is up for a rest. Our guest's from the South will see a vacancy light flashing and Bernice will be working the front desk, if she is not watching the Soap Channel. It is hard to find good help these days! Harumph Harumph. My informants tell me that this bunch of Trojans are building a giant horse, big enough for all of them, including the cheerleaders, to sneak into J. Fred in... I don't know why, but that gives me the willies!! But, I wouldn't mind being in that horse though!! Kaf Kaf!! It is the Vacancy Light Special Friday night. Boola Boola Famous Amos

Boola Boola, My informants from the E-Z Snooze Hotel, tell me that the Cougars are going to scratch the eye's out of the Snob Boat People from Farragut.. Kaf Kaf!! Peanuts, Popcorn, Onion Soup, CC Cougars score the winning touchdown.... Poo-Poo-Pee-Doop!! Campbell County's 1st ever Playoff win 17 Knox Snob Farragut Boat People 14 Boola Boola Famous Amos

Your opinion is well respected here, my boy. Check this out, before you discount the DB Indians non-conference schedule. Sullivan North (47-0) ended up with a 7-3 record and the Region 1 3A #1 Seed. Sullivan South (42-14 and that was being real nice) ended up with a 6-4 record, the #4 Seed in Region 1 4A. Oak Ridge finished 9-1 and is the CatDaddy of Region 2 5A. Overall Record of Non-conference Opponents.... 22-8, all of them are Playoff Teams. Ooltewah's non-confernece oppenents finished a combined 13-17. All 3 Teams were from Region 4 4A...#1 (6-4) Red-Bank, #3 East Ridge (5-5) and #7 celler dweller Chattanooga Central (2-8), and the score in that game was not eye-popping at all 41-28. Suillivan County has good Football. Anybody want to play 4A Tennessee High...besides DB? Boola Boola Famous Amos

Boola Boola, Winner of the DB vs Ooltewah game will play the winner of the Soddy Daisy vs Karns Game. If DB wins, they will play at home for Round 2. Famous Amos

Boola Boola, The E-Z Snooze Vacancy Light is flashing in K-Town. We have our deluxe suite's open for weary travelers from the south. It's a long ride home and you shouldn't cheer and drive...Kaf Kaf!! Playoff Round 1 is usually a breeze, but this year only Hoop Baby, in person, can flap his yapper in total confidence. Harumph Harumph!! Soddy Daisy 28 Karns Beavers 19 Flower pickers beat up the tree bitters Campbell Co 14 Farragut 13 The Home Team is a shoe in when the Boat People miss the ship Oak Ridge 45 Sevier Co. 13 The Wilcats tree the Care Bears Sullivan Eads 28 Greeneville 24 The Pats change the name of the school in honor of "he who won a playoff game" Kingsport Indians 27 Ooltewah 6 The Face painters scalp the Rat Eaters... Who Who?? What What?? Post Game party in Room 222. Football Moms welcome.... Boola Boola Famous Amos

Boola Boola, From H-Q....the E-Z Snooze Hotel, this is Famous Amos checking in. My informants have been working extra duty since the shocking results from last Friday Night. My Jr. Hoople-wantabees had gathered all kinds of scoop on the Admirals, but... not so fast my friends. harumph harumph. 5 turnovers (3 Int and 2 Fumbles) will get anybody beat when you are talking playoff caliber teams. Note: Football Moms are always welcome at the post game party @ the E-Z Snooze Room 222. Kaf, Kaf!! Boola Boola Famous Amos

Word at the E-Z Snooze is.... Charles Morgan is talkin how he has a team full of guards....nothing else, just gaurds. He said he has never had a team in his life that didn't have a post player, until now. Better hope the football tossers get in bball shape quick. And, maybe a transfer or 2. Yackin without backin don't last long, choppers. Boola Boola Famous Amos

Maybe...maybe not. But, the real question is... Are the Rat-Eaters the Wildcats? And that answer, from my sources at the E-Z Snooze Hotel is.... not even close. Kaf, Kaf!! Road kill is legal in this great State, so the menu this Friday night will include, for a lucky few, Owl Burgers... (I hear it taste alot like chicken) Served @ the post game party in Room 222...ID checkers on duty! Boola Boola Famous Amos

That's a shame Cool Man. Better think twice about playing the Wild Cat Daddy's a 2nd time or you will get blown out..Don't worry about that...that game will never happen and you know it. Your Rat Eaters are going down, maybe not week 1, but for sure in week 2 and it will be a blow out. Boola Boola Famous Amos

Go Hoop Baby, Go!! The Famous One was another perfect 6 shooter this week. With informants like the one's we have at the E-Z Snooze Hotel, picking these winners is as easy as Paris Hilton. Who by the way, made a cameo in room 222 for the post game party. The Mayor of the City of Gate put out the red carpet for yours truely, and I even had a special Mule Hitchin' Post right at the ticket window. Kaf Kaf!! No Mule Rides after the game by the way. Harumph Harumph!! Boola Boola Famous Amos

I reckin' you still have to play a game or 7 before you can claim a Championship. The Yankees looked like they couldn't be beat, not thats what their doing, at house! Boola Boola Famous Amos

Boola Boola, The SHIP is on the water and the Owls can't swim. The Hill will be filled with the Cat Daddy fans of Region 2 and that means 1 thing to the road team. Road Kill!! The Neon City will show that they Prowl at night better than an Hoot Owl. If you don't like it, I don't give a hoot, Kaf, Kaf!! Bomb Droppers 24 Rat Eaters 13 Boola Boola Famous Amos

Boola Boola, Another week another $1. The Famous One, yours truely, was perfect in my prognostications last week and this week my informants from the Snooze have bet the farm on these picks. The E-Z Snooze gossip table has been a buzz this week about the party in Room 222 last Friday Night. It was a throw down, and a throw out, as a few un-welcomed guest's got bounced out on their keester, check the police blotter for names and more info. Anywho... on with the picks Sullivan East 27 Sullivan South 20 School Butter, School Butter!! My old man said the Patriots would be a winner, he just never thought it would take 35 years. Go Pats!! TN High 52 Johnson Co. 14 The Stone Castle Boys take it to the Longhorns and mount em on the wall.Shazam! Karns 22 Science Hill 20 Peanuts, Popcorn, Onion Soup the Toppers are goina get dooped!! Kaf, Kaf!! Oak Ridge 31 Ooltewah 23 The Cat Daddy of Region 2 is on the PROWL!! Go Hoop Baby, Go!! DB 35 Campbell County 10 Face Painters take their show on the road, one more time and the Soup Factory will be laying low for them. So low infact, that Tribe step on them on the way to the End Zone!! Boola, Boola!! Pow Pow Pow Valley 20 Gate City 19 Mule Rides in the big city of Gate if the Devils can horn the Vikings. This is epic and Hoop Baby will be in the stands... Guest of honor for the Mayor of GC. Boola Boola Famous Amos

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