I found these things available for download on TSSAA website. Lowerman can print these off pregame on Friday and pass them out to the kids after the thrashing.
http://tssaa.org/tssaa-state-championship-participation-certificates/
Until Creasy goes Creasy... It happens every game against Maryville. He will go away from the run game, #4 in particular, and try to get cute and turn it over or..... run out of clock (hint, hint)