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bolddust281

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  1. If you played for me, I'd jerk you into line real quick with a throat punch as you came to the sideline. I'd also punch myself in the face if I were in a situation where I had to live in White House Tn Squatch county would beat either one of these teams by 4 or 5 TDs
  2. If the refs hadn't been cheating the whole game squatch wins this one by 4 or 5 TDs. Between all those illegal transfer players for meigs and the officiating, we were screwed. meigs reminds me a lot of my cousin David: untrustworthy and forgettable.
  3. Hope everyone enjoyed their Labor day. I wouldn't know what taking a day off is like because I'm a champion, and also because I cant afford to with the amount of alimony I have to pay Shelia. Truth be told, I wish we'd start scheduling some real competition to get us ready for our march to Cookeville, but you gotta play who you play... I've given coach all my suggestions, and as long as he calls the game like I've told him to, we're good. Not as good as I'd be if we built that wall to keep all the parents away from practice, but still, pretty good. meigs county players have always been known to lay down in the 2nd half when the goin gets tough. Reminds me a lot of my son Randy; weak and lazy. Squatch 39 Lazy Randy 11
  4. From what I hear Wavo had players quitting during the season because coaches were a little hard on them? In my day, you play a bad game on Friday night, Monday afternoon in film session you better come in with your shirt off, because you were going to have to fight a coach. Kids today remind me a lot of my first ex wife Shelia; ill tempered and simple minded. Both teams are lucky they don't have to play Squatch county, we'd probably beat either one by 5 or 6 TDs
  5. This game reminds me a lot of when my son Dewayne asked me to play him in one on one when he was about 5. I'll never forget the day, special memories... I beat him 100-2. I only let him score 2 because it felt more humiliating than zero somehow. Squatch is about to teach Cannon co the same type of life lesson I taught Dewaye: don't show up to a gun fight with knives... Or in this case, don't show up to a football game in a garbage truck. Squatch 49 my son, Dewayne 2
  6. A statement like that makes me wish we lived in olden times, Cause if we did, I’d challenge you to a duel right now for saying that. Squatch probably wins this one by about 50
  7. Doubtful your son will be talented enough to play for me if he's got a losing mentality like his daddy. Plus I'm not a coach, I'm more of a football guru, just have a lot of knowledge and enjoy helping the Squatch coaches out. I'd say its the thing I enjoy 2nd most in life, just behind taking my shirt off and fighting loudmouth daddys in the parking lot
  8. Squatch by about 4 scores. Just got out of a meeting with coach, and the gameplan is solid. I wish the plan to keep all the loudmouth parents in the stands quiet was as solid...
  9. You better watch your mouth son, I've taken my shirt off in church and fought a preacher for saying less... I just dropped off my play call adjustments with coach, we should really benefit from the changes im making. Squatch co's biggest opponent this week is the county officials, who still haven't bought us a practice bubble. Marion county reminds me a lot of that one time I dropped my cigarette into a trash can inside the school at Squatch co. Something in there must have been flammable, because before you knew it, there was hot garbage everywhere. Squatch 35 hot garbage 4
  10. We're still in negotiations. Tryin to get the same deal that Wallace boy got.
  11. No son, he's a tight end. His hands are too calloused from the mill to grip and throw a ball.
  12. Thanks for the advice, much appreciated. He don't have a sister, although if he did, I'm sure she'd bring heat from the mound. His great grandmother was attacked by a mountain lion once when she was walking home from church, and she fought with that sucker for hours before she was able to kill it with nothing more than her bare hands and her Bible. Point is, if he did have a sister, she'd probably be a great pitcher. Also, forgot to mention; he would be willing to smoke inside one of those sideline medical tents if he had to.
  13. Really is a great staff, and with all the advice i've given them, we're in great shape. Coach called me the other day with a couple questions about scheme, and with the adjustments i gave him, its gonna be basically impossible to have success against us. I wish i could fix the sideline armchair no nothing parents as easily.
  14. Hey, got a serious question for you Giles folks.. Is the county some kind of state wide open zone where you can live wherever and attend school at Giles? I ask because I've got a nephew who's a freshman tight end down here at Squatch co. The boy is already 6'4 and 225 lbs of solid muscle. The boy's had a part time job at the mill since he was 12, just working a couple nights a week and weekends. that right there shows you he's got a great work ethic, especially since he's too young to join the union. Anyhow, along with picking up all that good stuff, like a work ethic, 401k etc, he's let some of the bad elements rub off on him as well, and he's smoking about a pack of Winstons a day. Hard to fault the boy really, between his job and football and making it to school most days, thats a lot to put on a young man. The issue we're having is coach has a firm rule about players not burning heaters on the sidelines during games, but in my opinion its pretty unfair to ask a kid to go 2.5, maybe even 3 hours if the game goes into overtime without even one or two smoke breaks like he's accustomed to at work. If coach doesn't bend on this rule, his momma is gonna be looking to get him enrolled somewhere else, and if Giles has this statewide open zone free transfer thing like I've been told, it would be the perfect spot for him. His momma is a truck driver for Sysco, and her route goes right near Giles co every Sunday evening, so it's kinda perfect. She was figuring on just letting him off and having him stay with teammates or whoever during the week, then swinging down to get him Friday night. I'm guessing y'all have some kind of program where the booster club or whoever pay for an apartment for him, but we're not looking for a handout. He'll have to earn that apartment with his play on the field. He's been brought up right. I've heard Coach O'Connor is a reasonable man, and looks out for the players best interest, (unlike what he's been dealing with here in Squatch co) so if we can get the green light on him being able to just be able to have 3-4 cigs a game, I think this might be a great option for him. Any advice is appreciated. Also if anyone has a line on a job, he'd like to keep working at least a couple nights a week. He's already been told if this works out, he's not missing class to work day shift. Not until he produces on the field at least. thanks again in advance for your help.
  15. Son, I'll tell you right now, sounds like YOU were the one in the fight and might've gotten the Lord's good sense knocked out of you. Do you know what language you are trying to speak? What month is it? Sounds like you have a concussion. Soft. Are you some kind of millennial or something? You remind me a lot of my Uncle Terry; unemployable and a disgrace to his family.
  16. You got that right. Probably the most talent in the state. I had lunch with coach the other day (he wanted to pick my brain a little bit) and the biggest worry really is the lack of competition in our region. Doubt we'll be much tested until Cookeville.
  17. Putnam county don't know anything about hard work or dedication. I doubt you can even afford space on a Squatch wall. We don't want to bring a losing tradition to our facilities...
  18. Just got out of a film session with coach, working on implementing a lot of my offensive and defensive schemes, they're about 1000x better than anything Squatch has ever seen before, not bragging, that's just a fact. Working on funding for a 20ft fence so all the sideline daddy coaches can't watch practice, let me know if you know of someone who wants to buy advertising on the "Squatch wall"
  19. coachT trying to sensor me, letting the people know how the officials stack the deck against Squatch co. We'd probably win multiple championships every year in hundreds of sports if the refs weren't against us...
  20. look to the left of your screen chief, under your name and cute little lightning bolt... 7 posts... I didn't have to look at your bandwagon profile
  21. shhh, sit down with your 6 posts bandwagon, the real fans are talking.
  22. I'll be dedicated to superior football being played in east TN. West Tennessee teams wouldn't even make the playoffs in most regions in the east.
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