Yanker

Have no fear Henrylanders...your YANKER is here. The world's only living YANKER, the world's smartest YANKER...the world's most logical YANKER...the world's most brilliant YANKER...and the world's most incomparable YANKER will now deliver the score that all of Henryland awaits!!!!! The score shall be.........HC 31 - CHS 28!!!!! HC WINS!!!! HC WINS!!!! HC WINS!!!! THIS YANKER HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This YANKER does not know the answer to that question but if they have not, they still will not have won one after tonight!!! This amazing YANKER gives the score, which will be right on target.....HC 28 - Brighton 10!!!! This YANKER has spoken.....I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!

Your LEGENDARY YANKER is BACK!!!!!!! This has all the makings of a tough game for HC but this YANKER will set the so called experts straight and relax the nervous Henryland faithful.......the score WILL BE as follows...........HC 28 - Centennial 24......HC WINS.......HC WINS.......HC WINS!!!!!!! I AM THE LEGENDARY YANKER!!!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!! I AM THE YANKER OF ALL YANKERS!!!!!!!

Your YANKER is alive and well and Henryland's YANKER IS HERE!!!!!!! This game is HUGE and it will turn out the way Henrylanders want it to turn out!!! The score will be as follows.......HC 30 - Brentwood 17!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!! I AM THE YANKER OF ALL YANKERS (there is only one)!!! I AM HENRYLAND'S YANKER!!!!!!!

The YANKER is here!!!! The YANKER is here!!!!! Your YANKER is in the house!!!! The world famous YANKER is here!!!! OK Henrylanders...here we go! While the game is not in doubt, the score is...until now...because your YANKER will give you the score NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The score will be....HC 56 - DC 14!!!! The famous YANKER has spoken! The barrel stays in Henryland!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

This remarkably accurate YANKER will be the first to admit that the untimely demise of my beloved JCM Cougars has been a difficult pill for this great YANKER to swallow...and it has been unsettling to say the least (and could possibly have had an impact on my predictions). Nevertheless...there is but a single YANKER and my expertise in picking the HC scores is not to be questioned nor challenged!!! I AM THE UNPARALLELED YANKER...I AM THE SUPREME YANKER!!!!!!!

This is the post that Henryland has needed and wanted...I am your YANKER reporting for duty!!! I am your "duty bound" YANKER!! I am your YANKER that has no equal!!! I am the YANKER of all YANKERS!!!!!! Rossview is pretty good but they cannot hang with the Patriots.....HC 34 - Rossview 21.....MARK THAT SCORE DOWN.........YOUR YANKER HAS SPOKEN!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

IT IS THE YEAR OF THE YANKER!!!!!!! Brace yourselves Henrylanders....this YANKER is back! I am your fabled YANKER! I am the world's only living YANKER!!This YANKER has the score you all have long awaited.....HC 47 - CHS 7...I AM THE YANKER!!! I AM YOUR YANKER!!!

I am the WORLD FAMOUS YANKER and this YANKER is laughing at the score I will deliver to the Henryland faithful!!!!! While this world renowned and legendary YANKER was disappointed with the HC defense last week, this week will be much different. The score will be HC 70 - WC 7...the Patriots are an angry bunch!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the YEAR OF THE YANKER...it is THE YEAR OF THE YANKER...and in case you have forgotten...I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER...I am the TRUE YANKER!!!!! Alright nervous Henrylanders...RELAX...this game will not be close! HC is for real and Gallatin is an imposter...this is NOT the Gallatin of old!!!! Your score in this game will be....HC 35 - Gallatin 10! HC WINS!!! HC WINS!!! HC WINS!!! I AM YOUR YANKER!!! I AM YOUR YANKER!!! I AM YOUR YANKER!!!

This YANKER will give Henrylanders what they have been waiting for....the score of tonight's massacre!!!!! Yes Henryland.....the days of the idiotic and moronic anti-prophet are over....Team Mom has evaporated into the night...the score of tonight's laugher will be.....HC 49 - NE 0....I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

A tardy YANKER is still an "on target" YANKER! Henrylanders have no fear...your YANKER is here!!!!!!! The score will be as follows.......HC 52 - Houston 13.......This is the year of the YANKER!!!! I am the world's only living YANKER!!!! I am your YANKER!!!! I am the legendary YANKER!!!!!

First of all, I must remind you that I am the world's only living YANKER! All Henrylanders please read carefully...for this legendary YANKER is the wisest of the wise. This game is a concerning one for the wise YANKER but I have seen the light. Now for what everyone in Henryland has awaited for months and months.....the score of the game as seen by this unparalleled YANKER.......after Liberty went to Henryland and dominated the game on HC's home turf, HC will return the favor (although it will not be domination).........HC 17 - Liberty 14....this YANKER has spoken! I am the world's only real YANKER!!! I am the incomparable YANKER!!!!!!! Henrylanders....I am your YANKER!!!!!!! PS.......Although several of my JCM faithful have decided to jump onto the Liberty bandwagon, this YANKER cannot do so. I do not "despise" Liberty as I once did....but I cannot support them. I am saddened by the demise and disappearance of my alma mater, but this YANKER shall prevail nonetheless...as will HC!

The anticipation is unparalleled...the tension is palpable...the fan base of two schools are hysterical...neither team can catch its breath...and it is not for the long awaited match up between HC and Liberty...it is for the RETURN OF THE LEGENDARY YANKER!!!!! Stay tuned..........Thursday morning will be here in a flash!

JCM is gone....JCM is gone...JCM is gone... This YANKER will now attend more games in Henryland, Please keep the anti-prophet away and keep Team Mom away. I would like to finally meet the young and immature Young "Cephus"! I am the world's only living YANKER!! JCM may be gone but this YANKER lives on....THE YANKER LIVES ON!!!! I AM THE YANKER!! I AM YOUR YANKER!!!!!!!

This YANKER is laughing because this game will be a LAUGHER!!!! This thread is slow because there is no chance NE wins. Henryland has already demolished NE and this time will be worse. Your score will be.............HC 52 - NE 7.......I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING AND LAUGHING YANKER!!!!!!

The YANKER is here! Your playoff YANKER is here!!!!!!! Relax Henrylanders....and prepare for round 2!!!!!!! Your favorite YANKER will now present your score.......HC 42 - Munford 14.....this is the YEAR OF THE YANKER!!!!!!! I am the world's only living YANKER!!!!! LONG LIVE YOUR YANKER!!!!!!!

The All Knowing YANKER is here....the YANKER is here.....your YANKER is here!!!!!!! Without further banter and pomp, this YANKER will get down to business. JCM 25 - Dyersburg 21....JCM WINS....JCM WINS..............and after much study of past scores, study of recent and past tradition, and also home field advantage....this YANKER has the EXACT score of the all important region title game.............HC 38 - Centennial 14.............HC is REGION CHAMPS.....I AM THE ALL KNOWING YANKER!!!!!!! I AM YOUR ONE OF A KIND YANKER!!!!!!! I AM THE WORLD CLASS YANKER!!!!!!! I AM THE ONLY YANKER YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!!!!

After a very trying few weeks.........the YANKER is BACK!!!!!!! The scores that all of Henrylanders await is coming up NOW!!!!!!! JCM 26 - Westview 25,,,,,JCM SHOCKS THE WORLD!!!!!!! Then in a massacre.......HC 48 - Brentwood 7!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!! LONG LIVE THIS YANKER!!!!!!! I AM THE ONLY YANKER ANY OF YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!!!! I AM YOUR FAVORITE YANKER OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!

The world renowned YANKER is back!!!!!!! Sorry, but this YANKER was out of the country last week and I couldn't access Coacht from where I was. This week.....have no fear....this YANKER is here!!!! The scores are as follows.......JCM 23 - McNairy Central 21.......HC 42 - Rossview 0!!! The scorerless streak continues.....I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

Better late than never!!! Your YANKER is here...alive and well. Here goes.......JCM 27 - SS 24...JCM WINS JCM WINS!!!!!!! HC 63 - WC 0 !!!!!!! Sorry for my tardiness BUT I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING AND TARDY YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good to see you my "Waiterringly Waverful Greenering" friend!!!! Have a safe trip to and from Henryland and do not ever forget that I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER........I AM THE YANKER OF ALL YANKERS (there is only one).......I AM THE ALL TIME YANKER.......simply put.....I AM THE YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The YANKER is here!!! The YANKER is here!!!! YOUR YANKER IS HERE!!!!!!! I am not sure why we are playing Brentwood Academy but I cannot pick against my beloved JCM!!!!!!! JCM 20 - BA 14...................and now for a huge non district contest.......HC 21 - Gallatin 10....... I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

The YANKER is here!!!!! The YANKER is here!!!!! This YANKER refuses to pick against my own team so here goes.......JCM 22 - South Gibson 17....JCM WINS JCM WINS .....HC 35 - NE 7 THIS IS THE YEAR OF THE YANKER!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!

The incomparable YANKER is back!!!!!!! Last week was not a good one for this mighty YANKER but this week is destined to be better!!!! Both teams will rebound to victory.......JCM 20 - Brownsville 18...................HC 28 - Houston 7!!!!!! I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!