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The Henrylanders can relax....the YANKER is here....and I AM THE YANKER!!!!!!! The score that all of Henryland awaits will be as follows (the weather caused this YANKER to rethink this score due to the weather).......HC 21-Ridgeway 7...................I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER.....and this YANKER will be in Henryland tonight!!!!!!!

Good morning Henryland.....I AM THE YANKER!!!!!!! HC ROLLS in this one.....HC 47-East 20....I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is your favorite "Playoff YANKER",,,,,,,and all Henrylanders and Jacksonians take notice when this YANKER speaks!!!! The two biggerst games in the state will go like this.......UPSET SPECIAL.......JCM 32 - Westview 31.............HC 48 - Kenwood 20.............I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER......AND I AM THE YANKER AMONG FORMER YANKERS!!!!!!!! Simply put..........I AM THE YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This YANKER cannot find the HC-WC thread.......is there not one?????? I've heard of taking someone lightly but this is a first!!!! Either way the YANKER make sthe following prediction................JCM 21-Covington 20 (a stretch but anything can happen).....HC 44-WC 14.............I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The YANKER is back!!!! The YANKER is back!!!! OK Henrylanders....here is what you have been waiting on.....JCM 36-SS 14.........HC 34-NE 21..........JCM WINS.....HC WINS........I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM THE YANKER!!!!!!!!!! My beloved Cougars are off tonight so my total focus is on Henryland. If this game was in Henryland, this YANKER would attend. But since it is not, I will just leave you with the score.............HC 47-CHS 21.........I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

My "young Cephus" of a friend.......why is the mighty HC on page two????? Never fear....the YANKER is here.....and you're back at the top of page one! Things are dull in Henryland despite your winning ways. This YANKER will try to liven things up! The scores you have long awaited.....JCM 27 - Northside 26.............HC 60 - Springfield 13..........I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I AM THE YANKER!!!!! I AM THE YANKER!!!!!!!!! Henryland can relax....the YANKER has good news.........HC 54 - Kenwood 13.............JCM 27 - TCA 24.........(this YANKER is going with the heart over the head on that one!!).........I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!

The YANKER has the scores all of Henryland awaits.........and this YANKER also has the following announcement to make......I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The scores tonight will be as follows.......JCM 27-Liberty 20.......HC 48-Rossview 7.......JCM WINS....JCM WINS....JCM WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE YANKER!!!!!!!

I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!! The scores that Henryland awaits......JCM 29-Chester County 21...................HC 24-Ridgeway 14!!!!! JCM WINS...HENRYLAND WINS!!!!! I AM THE YANKER!!!!! I AM THE YANKER!!!!! I AM THE YANKER!!!!!

This is the YEAR OF THE YANKER!!!!! The scores that Cougarland and Henryland await are as follows........JCM 38-Ripley 36..........HC 52-NW 21........I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE YANKER SPEAKS!!!!!!! The world's only living YANKER will now reveal two great scores of interest..........JCM 47 - Fayette Ware 20...................HC 34 - Beech 30!!!!!!! I AM THE YANKER!!!!!!! I AM THE YANKER!!!!!!! I AM THE YANKER!!!!!!!

Good morning my "elderly satanically inclined" friend....THE YANKER IS BACK....THE YANKER IS BACK!!!!! I was out of town and my laptop died. You are correct my friend...this YANKER hates Liberty and I always will. My beloved Cougars will have our hands full with Dyersburg but Henryland will be celebrating a huge win tonight! Now for the scores that all of Henryland awaits.........JCM 22 - Dyersburg 21 (this is a stretch even for the JCM loving YANKER)....................HC 38 - Liberty 0.................I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER.............I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The YANKER will be praying.............

I am the world's only living YANKER!!!!!!!!!!

The playoff prognosticating YANKER is here!!!!!!!!!!!!! This week will be an easy week for HC and a "not so easy" week for the YANKER'S beloved Cougars.........that being said, this YANKER will call the scores at this time.....HC 42 - Hamilton 6........JCM 22 - Camden 21....(this YANKER readily admits that my JCM score is more from the heart than from my incomparable brain filled head...but I cannot pick against JCM).....I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!

This YANKER has just heard too much credible information of Liberty coaches talking to and "recruiting" JCM players and getting away with it. For the TSSAA to be investigating JCM while NOT investigating Liberty is totally laughable, if not insane. I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER AND THE "RIGHT ON TARGET" YANKER!!!!

The YANKER is dismayed to find this thread on page ONE in the middle of page TWO.....the DEMISE HAS BEGAN!!!!! Why no interest??? Henryland is a victim of their own success. The last game I attended seemed like a funeral procession!!! The scores will be as follows.....JCM 33 - SS 20.........HC 48 - Rossview 6.........the way this YANKER interprets our state's strange playoff scenario is that you need to finish first or second in the district to guarantee a chance at home playoff games and overall record is secondary to a first or second place finish......Henryland had their chances like everyone else so just hit the road and win......I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!

This YANKER is watching this unfold VERY CLOSELY. I can tell all of you JCM loyalists that if this has to do with illegal recruiting, after the way that Liberty has decimated our talent base both legally and illegally over recent years, this YANKER will verbally and openly attack the TSSAA and my identity will be revealed. I will not stand for us to be punished (even if guilty) without Liberty going down as well. My guess is that this is a personal issue with the coach being punished by the school for some unknown infraction...because a recruiting issue is ABSURD given what Liberty has done in recent years at the expense of my beloved JCM. I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER....and if the TSSAA is going to sanction JCM for illegal recruiting and not also punish the VERY GUILTY Liberty....then the TSSAA better beware of the WRATH of this YANKER....because I am much smarter than anything the TSSAA has to offer.

This YANKER is responding to your notification!!! I am not nearly as bothered by the omission of JCM from this discussion as I am bothered by this entire "ruralgate" "ten out of tengate" fiasco!!! Why is it that Henryland is so prone to meaningless crisis after meaningless crisis???? The QB Clubbering Prezly needs to focus on Dickson County.....the so called enforcerringly042 needs to back off (this YANKER truly fears that enforcer 042 is the deranged offspring of Team Mom and the anti-prophet). This is a sad time in Henryland....the biggest game of the year...the biggest rivalry HC has...the Barrel Game....is being overshadowed by "ruralgate"!!!! What is wrong with you people in Henryland??? QB Clubbering Prezly...you should know better!!!! In the not so eloquent words of Henryland's own anti-one.....THE DEMISE HAS BEGAN!!!! A saddened and weary YANKER has done about all I can do to save Henryland from itself. The offspring of Team Mom and the anti-prophet is something this YANKER has warned all of you about.........I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!

This YANKER is here.....relax Henrylanders....your score is almost upon you.....I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your game is BIG....my game is HUGE.....This YANKER wants Henryland to be happy tomorrow night and this YANKER wants this YANKER to be THRILLED tomorrow night!!!!! The scores that all of Henryland awaits will now be delivered.....JCM 27 - Liberty 26 JCM WINS!!!! JCM WINS!!!!.....HC 35 - DC 21...HC WINS!!!! HC WINS!!!! I AM THE "RIGHT ON TARGET" YANKER!!!!!! I AM THE "WORLD FAMOUS" YANKER!!!!! I AM THE "LEGENDARY" YANKER!!!!! I AM THE "WITHOUT EQUAL" YANKER......simply stated...I AM THE ONLY YANKER YOU WILL EVER KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the YEAR OF THE YANKER!!!!!!! Although there is no Henryland game this week this YANKER refuses to leave the Henryland faithful hanging.....so here is the score of the state's most important game.....in an upset to most (but not to this YANKER).....JCM 33 - Lexington 31.............I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This YANKER agrees.....sad....in the words of your eloquentless anti-one...THE DEMISE HAS BEGAN!!!!!!! But before we pronounce Henryland as DOA.......the scores that you have all awaited since last week's debacle...JCM 41 - McNairy Central 6...HC 44 - CHS 14.........I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!

In this corner....QBClubPrez.....in this corner....therealgame....in this corner....ParisRiverRat....Henryland is IMPLODING!!!!! This YANKER knows that Henryland cannot handle success and it is for sure that ADVERSITY is way beyond their ability to handle!!!! Team Mom and the anti-prophet will soon emerge as the co-voices of reason in a dying town. Look at what you're doing to yourselves....this YANKER is the only voice of reason in sight!!!!! First of all the hard working Prez contracts a case of "Babbling Diarrhea of the Mouth"....then therealgame (the self appointed Chief Justice of Henryland) attempts to deal with the situation by verbally attacking a fly with a sledgehammer (you went a little overboard realgame)....and then the Prez pretends to be ParisRiverRat and defends himself. THIS YANKER HAS ALL OF THIS FIGURED OUT !!!!!!! My advice is for the Prez to just be the Prez and stop posting so much.....therealgame needs to stop trying to solve EVERY problem he thinks that he sees.....and the Prez needs to stick with just one identity on here and not defend himself with the moniker ParisRiverRat !!!!! Above all remember the following phrase..."never awaken two sleeping imbeciles"...(most would say never awaken a sleeping giant OR never awaken a sleeping bear)...but foolishness like what has been appearing on your threads might awaken the two imbeciles of Henryland...Team Mom and the anti-prophet !!!!! I hope you will all heed the warnings of this YANKER....because I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This YANKER is worried about the fate of Henryland itself after the re-emergence of the anti-prophet....but the scores will be as follows. JCM will rebound.....my beloved JCM Cougars 34 - Bolivar 20.........HC 44 - NE 14.......I AM THE WORLD'S ONLY LIVING YANKER.......these scores may actually be EXACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!