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David lipscomb was a hagas eating leprechaun who invented the modern day bagpipe. It is rumored by some that he also gave birth to the indoor toilet, (which by the way must have really hurt) and the backward lateral. Hope this is helpful.

 

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David Lipscomb was a 2 ton Mountain man...

 

 

Assuming everything on CoachT to be fact, ol' Dave must have had really low metabolism and eaten a lot of hagas. This wikipedia-esque data leads me to wonder how one legendary leprechaun could be so influential on mankind. Since I discovered his impact on society, I have never listened to the bagpipes while using a modern day toilet the same as I once did.

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Assuming everything on CoachT to be fact, ol' Dave must have had really low metabolism and eaten a lot of hagas. This wikipedia-esque data leads me to wonder how one legendary leprechaun could be so influential on mankind. Since I discovered his impact on society, I have never listened to the bagpipes while using a modern day toilet the same as I once did.

 

 

 

if you assume everything on coacht to be fact, then I am responding to my own post right now.

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David lipscomb was a hagas eating leprechaun who invented the modern day bagpipe. It is rumored by some that he also gave birth to the indoor toilet, (which by the way must have really hurt) and the backward lateral. Hope this is helpful.

 

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Yes, very helpful. Why did you name your school after him?

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ahapplet, in order to have amassed the incredible amount of football knowledge you have, you must spend countless hours watching the sport. Therefore, I urge you to take to heart the words of Jeff Fisher in that commercial where he throws everyone's stuff into a garbage truck... get out and get in the game or something like that. However, it is wasteful to throw away all that stuff in the commercial, so let me encourage you to donate your computer's keyboard to Goodwill.

 

On another note, how much fun is it to focus on the game on CoachT? Let me paraphrase:

 

"Our team is better."

"No we are better."

 

I sure hope focusing on the game on a message board doesn't replace a barrel of monkeys in the phrase "More fun than a barrel of monkeys"

 

 

I don't watch much television BS, so I am unfamiliar with the commercial you describe. Your football knowledge, however seems far reaching and I have learned so much from you about football, team play and monkeys and such. You are so wise that I must keep my keyboard so that I can read your brilliant posts and respond to them.

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