BombSquad Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 David lipscomb was a hagas eating leprechaun who invented the modern day bagpipe. It is rumored by some that he also gave birth to the indoor toilet, (which by the way must have really hurt) and the backward lateral. Hope this is helpful. Eddie David Lipscomb was a 2 ton Mountain man... Assuming everything on CoachT to be fact, ol' Dave must have had really low metabolism and eaten a lot of hagas. This wikipedia-esque data leads me to wonder how one legendary leprechaun could be so influential on mankind. Since I discovered his impact on society, I have never listened to the bagpipes while using a modern day toilet the same as I once did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie haskell Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Assuming everything on CoachT to be fact, ol' Dave must have had really low metabolism and eaten a lot of hagas. This wikipedia-esque data leads me to wonder how one legendary leprechaun could be so influential on mankind. Since I discovered his impact on society, I have never listened to the bagpipes while using a modern day toilet the same as I once did. if you assume everything on coacht to be fact, then I am responding to my own post right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3AguruOnceUponATime2A Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 if you assume everything on coacht to be fact, then I am responding to my own post right now. Just looking at your coachT registration date, it seems extremely likely that you joined during the JettJuice fiasco of '03. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someoftherage Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Just looking at your coachT registration date, it seems extremely likely that you joined during the JettJuice fiasco of '03. Is JettJuice anything like Jamba Juice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahapplet Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 David lipscomb was a hagas eating leprechaun who invented the modern day bagpipe. It is rumored by some that he also gave birth to the indoor toilet, (which by the way must have really hurt) and the backward lateral. Hope this is helpful. Eddie Yes, very helpful. Why did you name your school after him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3AguruOnceUponATime2A Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Yes, very helpful. Why did you name your school after him? I doubt eddie was responsible for naming the school. Never know until you ask though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BombSquad Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Yes, very helpful. Why did you name your school after him? There was a vote... He beat out John McCain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie haskell Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Yes, very helpful. Why did you name your school after him? Actually he was our third choice, but Ahapplett and alltherage were already taken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mustangfan Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 One big advantage that the mustangs have this time is that the middle school football season is over. This allows Coach temple time to devise a new offense for the varsity which can be implemented sometime between 6:50 and 6:55 Friday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie haskell Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Is JettJuice anything like Jamba Juice? jettjuice27 was more like a fruit smoothie I'm not the topic and neither are you. Folks might take notice Bomb, Eddie and V1 are never on at the same time. I'm positive both teams are focused on the game...lets try to do the same. It must be a conspiracy!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahapplet Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 ahapplet, in order to have amassed the incredible amount of football knowledge you have, you must spend countless hours watching the sport. Therefore, I urge you to take to heart the words of Jeff Fisher in that commercial where he throws everyone's stuff into a garbage truck... get out and get in the game or something like that. However, it is wasteful to throw away all that stuff in the commercial, so let me encourage you to donate your computer's keyboard to Goodwill. On another note, how much fun is it to focus on the game on CoachT? Let me paraphrase: "Our team is better." "No we are better." I sure hope focusing on the game on a message board doesn't replace a barrel of monkeys in the phrase "More fun than a barrel of monkeys" I don't watch much television BS, so I am unfamiliar with the commercial you describe. Your football knowledge, however seems far reaching and I have learned so much from you about football, team play and monkeys and such. You are so wise that I must keep my keyboard so that I can read your brilliant posts and respond to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3AguruOnceUponATime2A Posted November 20, 2008 Report Share Posted November 20, 2008 Come on guys. Let's talk some football. It's time to get down to some serious X's and O's. I'll start it off. We've covered the art of long-snapping. Who has the advantage at that position on Friday Night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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