Favorite Baseball Quotes

[untame]

The sun dont shine on the same dogs butt!

[Tony]

Runner thrown out stealing 2nd. Casey He had larceny in his heart, but his feet were to honest!!!

[Tony]

Dizzy Dean from the pressbox, watching a young couple in the stands--- I think I've got it He kisses her on the strikes, she kisses him on the balls..

[hablogarbaje]

"how does vizcaino, a player from mexico, loose the ball in the sun?"

 

so hilarious.

[wingman10]

"Forget about the curve ball Ricky. Give 'em the heater." - Major League

[hablogarbaje]

"i can't believe what i just saw..." -jack buck (i think) in response to kirk gibson's pinch-hit homer against oakland. it sounds so simple, but if you saw the game or have seen the footage with his commentary then you know that it's one of those "priceless" moments....

[hablogarbaje]

"today, i consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth...." -the great lou gehrig announcing his retirement due to his career (and eventually life) ending disease that would be named for him.....

 

i had to correct the spelling of the "iron horse"'s last name.....sorry about that. spelling is definitely not my strong suit.

[Edited by hablogarbaje on 4-3-03 8:36A]

 

[littleman]

"You aint got to go home but you got to get the heck up outta here." Stuart Scott

 

Many others that he and Rich Eisen say on ESPN. These are some of the best quotes there is.

[ksizemore]

"you may run like Mays, But you hit like @#$%"-- Major League

 

"Gone"-- Dan Partick

 

"He's safe, safe, Braves win, Braves win" -- Skip Carey on 1990 NLCS on Sid Bream's game winning hit.

 

"You are only in a slump when you admit it to yourslef"

 

"Opportunity: You can't steal second with your foot on first"-- unknown

 

"I have a new pitch, I don't have a name for it yet."

"How about the See-You-Later" Major League II

 

"Here comes the heater, and when you speak of me, speak nicely" Crash to a batter in Meats first start.

[jlgreene23]

Slump? I ain't in no slump. I just ain't hittin. Yogi Berra

Hitting is 50% above the shoulders. Ted Williams

Looking at the ball going over the fence isn't going to help. Hank Aaron

Trying to sneak a fastball by Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past the rooster. Joe Adcock

There's one word that describes baseball...'you never know' Joquin Andujar

If I stay healthy, I have a chance to collect 3000 hits and 1000 errors. George Brett

Your only as good as your starting pitcher. unknown